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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4677 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 5269 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8452 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
u can be the laziest mofo in the world and still be a total boss on this server. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even unlock secret powers like the ability to fly in real life or control people’s minds.
so, what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate lazy but powerful player on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u do, but that’s a risk u gotta take, amirite?