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  • BizCraft SMP: Govt Inc.

    BizCraft SMP: Govt Inc.
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like running a country but with blocks and creepers! It’s like being the CEO of a business, but instead of meetings you have to fight off zombies and build epic castles.

    We have a secret underground bunker where we hold our meetings and plan world domination (in Minecraft of course). Plus, our currency is diamonds so you can literally be rolling in riches.

    And get this, the president of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat. He’s super wise and gives the best advice, like “always carry a bucket of lava for emergencies”.

    So come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Who needs real life when you can rule a virtual world with your blocky buddies? Let’s goooooooo!

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  • KamalaDidntVoteMC SMP

    KamalaDidntVoteMC SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because this server has a secret treasure hidden in every block! That’s right, every block you mine could lead you to riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine riding a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. Yeah, it’s that crazy.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is ruled by a wise and powerful llama named Sir Fluffybottom. He grants wishes to all who join, whether it’s unlimited diamonds or the ability to fly like a chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, Kamala’s Palestine views have nothing on the awesomeness of our server!

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  • IncompetentCraft: Vote Twice!

    IncompetentCraft: Vote Twice!
    Are you tired of living in a world where people can vote for the same incompetent leader twice? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the madness of real life politics and join a community where the only leader is a majestic llama named Sir Fluffykins. That’s right, instead of dealing with corrupt politicians, you can spend your days building epic castles, exploring mysterious caves, and riding around on llamas with top hats. So why settle for a world where people make questionable voting decisions when you can join our server and live in a land ruled by a wise and fluffy llama? Join us now and say goodbye to political drama forever!

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  • PowerHoardersUnited

    PowerHoardersUnited
    Are you tired of dealing with greedy, shitty, terrible people in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village of them just waiting for you to overthrow their power! Join us and show those corrupt leaders who’s boss by building an army of chickens to take them down. Trust us, it’s more satisfying than therapy. So come on, join our server and let the revolution begin!

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  • Trump’s Bully-Free Zone

    Trump’s Bully-Free Zone
    Are you tired of not being able to outbully Trump in real life? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and show him who’s boss in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build a wall taller than his ego, create a fake news network to spread rumors about him, or even challenge him to a debate in the virtual White House. With endless possibilities and unlimited power, you’ll never have to wonder “Why hasn’t anyone outbullied Trump yet?” again. Join us now and make Minecraft great again!

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  • NatSecNinja in Minecraft SMP

    NatSecNinja in Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally epic! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your base, mining some diamonds, when suddenly, a group of evil players start spreading propaganda and trying to steal all your loot! Like, what the heck, right? We need to hold these players accountable for their actions, like, ban them or something!

    But seriously, this server is lit af. We have alliances, wars, and even secret spy missions. If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. Plus, we have the best community ever, like, everyone is so nice and helpful. So, like, join now and let’s show those evil players that we mean business! #JusticeForMinecraft

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  • BlockCraftRevolt2020

    BlockCraftRevolt2020
    Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and ready to take matters into your own hands? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and help lead the charge to impeach the Trump administration…in a virtual world, of course. Build your own White House replica and hold mock hearings with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some scandalous secrets hidden in the pixelated walls. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • CraftyTrumpLand

    CraftyTrumpLand
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to build and survive!

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers, ride on flying pigs, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.

    Our server is so awesome that even Trump supporters have abandoned their political beliefs after witnessing the sheer awesomeness of our virtual world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • VoteRegret Minecraft SMP

    VoteRegret Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally epic and you HAVE to join because the admins are like, super cool and give out free diamonds every day! Plus, there’s this crazy story about a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and if you find it, you become the king of the server or something! And like, everyone who joins gets a pet dragon that can fly you around the map and shoot fireballs at creepers. It’s so lit, you gotta come play with us and be part of the most epic adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

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  • BlockCraft2020: Trumped Up Ukraine

    BlockCraft2020: Trumped Up Ukraine
    Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create to your heart’s content? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave the real world behind as you embark on epic adventures, battle fearsome mobs, and build jaw-dropping creations.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry uprising?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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