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  • Brazilian Meta Minecraft Server

    Brazilian Meta Minecraft Server
    so, like, you want a minecraft server that’s, like, totally out of this world? well, look no further, cuz this server is, like, the bomb dot com! we got, like, unicorns riding pigs, and, like, chickens that can do the macarena.

    oh, and get this, our server is so epic that it once defeated a dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. true story, bro.

    also, did we mention that our server is, like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around on the ground? yeah, we’re basically rolling in bling over here.

    so, if you want to join a server that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates, then come on over and join the fun! you won’t regret it, dude.

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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how the pope is all holy and stuff? well guess what, turns out he inherited this big white box of corruption and abuse scandals! like, can u even imagine the drama goin’ on in there? it’s like a soap opera but with more robes and incense.

    anyways, if u wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a virtual world, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds for days. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember what drama is.

    so come on over and join us on this wild ride of blocky adventures. who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover some scandalous secrets of ur own. 😉🕊️🔥

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  • YoonCraft: Impeached & Unbanned

    YoonCraft: Impeached & Unbanned
    So, like, have you heard about this server, dude? It’s like, so crazy, man. It’s like the impeachment trial of South Korea’s Yoon, but in Minecraft form, bro. Yoon didn’t even show up, he was probably too busy mining diamonds or something, haha.

    Join our server for all the wacky drama and chaos, man. We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next president of Minecraft or something, haha. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always up to no good. Let’s get this impeachment trial started, Minecraft style!

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  • BossGoneAFK2WeeksLOL

    BossGoneAFK2WeeksLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama just like this player escaped noticing their boss was gone for two weeks! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and hilarious misunderstandings.

    Reasons to join our server:
    1. Our bosses are so chill, you might not even realize they’re there!
    2. Build your dream world without worrying about real-life responsibilities.
    3. Get lost in the game and forget about your real job, just like this player did.
    4. No need to worry about disconnecting from reality, because in our server, anything goes!

    So come join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even forget your boss’s name too!

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  • AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server

    AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, the admins are so wild, they once used an ambulance in a raid and accidentally killed a grandma. like, oops! but hey, that just shows how unpredictable and chaotic this server is, right? you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for a wild ride and maybe you’ll be the next victim of their crazy antics! lolz!

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  • CoworkerClash Minecraft Server

    CoworkerClash Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where disappearing acts are not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a magical experience where you can vanish into thin air just like Jess from the cinema.

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly disappearing for 5-10 minutes at a time, only to return with a snap story post of your epic adventure in the toilet. Our server is perfect for those who love a good disappearing act and want to keep their coworkers guessing.

    But beware, if you report any disappearing shenanigans to the manager, you may end up in a virtual probation battle with your fellow players. Will you be the hero who saves the server from disappearing chaos, or will you join Jess in her epic quest for the ultimate disappearing act?

    Join us now and let the disappearing madness begin!

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  • AussieCraft: Meta Madness!

    AussieCraft: Meta Madness!
    lolz come join our minecraft server where we have kangaroos as pets and koalas as mounts! we got crocodiles in the water and drop bears in the trees, watch out mate! our server is so lit, even the kangaroos are doing sick parkour moves.

    we have a secret underground base where we keep all the vegemite and tim tams, you gotta pass the boomerang challenge to get in. our pvp arena is a giant didgeridoo where you battle it out with diamond swords and boomerangs.

    join us for a true aussie experience, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a drop bear with a taste for noobs. fair dinkum, mate!

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  • Zuck’s CrazyCraft Server

    Zuck’s CrazyCraft Server
    haha u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with happiness. like one time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. true story bro.

    also, the mobs in this server are like next level. creepers that do the cha cha slide, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that sing opera. u ain’t gonna find that anywhere else, i tell ya.

    oh and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just dig straight down at spawn and u’ll find yourself grooving with some funky villagers.

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe a little bit of brain damage. but who needs a functioning brain anyway, amirite?

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  • BrotherlyGrowUpCraft

    BrotherlyGrowUpCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any immature older brothers like the one in this story! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft.

    Our server is perfect for those who are tired of dealing with lazy, messy, and forgetful family members who still depend on their moms for everything. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to loan out money to irresponsible siblings who spend it on drinks at the bar.

    Imagine a world where you can focus on finding stable work and building your own empire, without any interference from flirtatious exes or unwanted dinner guests who take over the night with their car problems. Our server is a safe haven for those who value hard work and independence, and we promise you won’t have to fake sympathy for anyone’s poor life choices.

    So if you’re fed up with the drama and excuses of real life, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a grumpy fiancée when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join us now and leave the immature older brothers behind!

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  • NetanyahuNoArrestAtAuschwitz

    NetanyahuNoArrestAtAuschwitz
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a protest in Warsaw against the government for not arresting Netanyahu if he visits Auschwitz! like, who even does that?? we have crazy events like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna go down next! join us for the most wild and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced in your life! Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not, right? So come on, join us and let’s cause some chaos together!

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