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  • Expired Eats & Roommate Feats

    Expired Eats & Roommate Feats

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    Welcome to Saucegate: The Age of Expired Enigma!

    Dive into a pixelated realm where curry sauce ignites fiery debates over truth, trust, and the absurdity of existence! In this Minecraft server, we haven’t just brewed a storm in a teacup; we’ve crafted chaos with a side of simmering conspiracy! Join us, if you dare, for a journey that will rock your virtual world like a badly expired sauce!

    The Mythos of the Expired Sauce

    Legend has it that deep within our server lies the Curry Caverns, where the mysterious sauce that ignited a thousand arguments flows freely. But beware! Some say it whispers secrets, tempting players to taste before they’ve been forewarned.

    • 🍛 Nibble before you know! Every bite is a toss-up between adventure and disaster.
    • 🕵️‍♂️ Seek the truth! Players have transformed into reluctant food critics, tasting the indefinable to crown themselves as reigning Sauce Overlords!

    Features of the Saucegate Server

    Insanity LevelChaos FactorUser Rating
    100% explosive9000% unpredictable⭐⭐☆☆☆
    Never-ending argumentsBoundless absurdity🚫🔍 Seek at your own risk!
    • Taste the Unknowable: Players can challenge each other to bite from the Noxious Sauce of Uncertainty—who will be brave enough to decipher its true nature?
    • Curry Conspiracy Board: Share your wild theories about why the expiration date was suppressed—are our realms controlled by sauce-hiding overlords?
    • Player-Run Prank-offs! Compete in absurd tasks where only the bold survive; taste the mystery sauces, and live to tell the tale!

    Contradictory Testimonials from the Saucy Seekers

    “I thought my roommate was a hero until he served me aged sauce! Now, I’m questioning all my alliances!” – ConfusedCritic99

    “You think it’s just a game? THIS IS A LIFE LESSON!” – PhilosophicalFungus

    FAQs that Will Leave You Even More Confused

    • Q: Is it safe to consume expired sauce in-game?

      • A: What is safe? In this reality, safe is just a four-letter word akin to liquid gold!
    • Q: Do you have to trust your roommate?

      • A: Why trust anyone in a world where sauce dictates your morality? Do you trust yesterday’s curry more than today’s truths?
    • Q: Is the sauce sentient?
      • A: Who’s to say? Maybe it’s phoning home to sauce-space!

    The Sauce Seeker’s Code of Conduct

    1. Transparency is key! Only taste what you truly understand, or face the curry curse.
    2. Beware of sauce smear campaigns! Rumors are rampant—everyone may have their hidden agenda!
    3. Challenge the status quo! Once you join, the only way out may lead you to even weirder curries!

    Why Join Saucegate?

    Jump into the ultimate culinary conspiracy—do you dare to uncover hidden flavors, questionable ethics, and the saucy nature of friendship? Make tasteless choices and join the expiring revolution before it all goes rancid!

    Cautionary Tales

    • This server was banned in 12 countries—users are encouraged, yet delicately warned, to understand why.
    • Only those who can stomach the unknown will find true alliance among the treacherous flavors that await!

    Join us now in Saucegate! Where every connection sizzles with absurdity and every plateful of uncertainty beckons you to embrace the flavors of chaos! Taste it, question it, or lose yourself in the glorious chaos of expired dreams!

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  • DuterteCraft Minecraft Server

    DuterteCraft Minecraft Server

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    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got ex-president Rodrigo Duterte getting arrested for crimes against humanity! like, who else can say they have that on their server? come build with us and maybe you’ll witness some crazy political drama unfold right before your eyes. plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle it out with corrupt politicians and save the day. join now for a wild ride you won’t find anywhere else!

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  • Water Balloon Showdown!

    Water Balloon Showdown!

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    Welcome to the Water Balloon Apocalypse Server: Unleash the Chaos!

    Are you ready to dive into the unpredictable whirlpool of madness that is our Minecraft server? Here, reality bends, laughter echoes, and existential dread looms like a poorly rendered Enderman. Welcome to a land where water balloons are not just toys; they are the weapons of a somber celebration not yet upon us. Buckle up; the splash zone is hazardous!


    🌊 The Manifesto of the Misunderstood

    In a world where people throw literal weighty emotional baggage (and also water balloons), we carve our own path through chaos! Our community believes that disconnect is just a splash away. What happens when the barriers of civility are breached? Nothing, because they were never there to begin with! So why wait for Holi? Let’s soak ourselves in an unseasonable deluge of blue-wrapped chaos, all while pondering life’s deep questions:

    • What if you had important documents?
    • Are water balloons just a metaphor for existential crises?

    ❗ Server Features: Get Soaked!

    FeatureDescription
    Balloon BattlesEngage in epic confrontations over not-so-important documents! Dive behind walls and strategize your next sodden ambush.
    Mom’s Door of AccountabilityKnock, knock! Only the bold shall confront the authority figures of balloon warfare!
    Concealed HydrationCraft and conceal water balloons as a form of passive-aggressive rebellion! Why just drink water when you can launch it?
    Holi-or-Not Festival MadnessCelebrate the joy of arbitrary holidays! Let’s throw our calendars out the window in a chaotic display of confusion!

    🌀 Frequently Unasked Questions

    Q: Why can’t I bring my important documents? A: You didn’t think this was a conventional server, did you? Your documents are just a ploy of the hydrophobic elite!

    Q: Is this server banned in any real-life countries? A: Was it? Ask your local water balloon trafficking ring! 🙃

    Q: Can I make peace with the balloon-throwing child? A: Peace is just a mirage behind the wet veil of conflict. Why reconcile when you can splash?


    🌪️ The Conspiracy of Water

    Rumor has it that this server exists to distract players from the real battle: the ongoing war between Wet and Dry. Are you a Wet Warrior ready to rain down terror, or a Dry Provocateur plotting from the shadows? Either way, the decision is yours, but we won’t tell you how deep the rabbit hole goes!


    🗣️ Testimonial of the Bewildered

    "I came for the mining, stayed for the unexpected soaking! Never knew how empowering an errant water balloon could be!" — Distressed Dan (probably not a plant 😏) "This place makes no sense, but that’s precisely why I keep coming back. Is that kid still throwing balloons?" — Confused Consumer


    ⚠️ Warnings & Prophecies

    Beware, bold travelers! For entering this realm could result in:

    • Spontaneous water balloon fights
    • Questionable life decisions
    • Unexplained laughter
    • An encounter with the “Mom of the Water Wars” who decides your fate based on your splatter accuracy!

    🌌 Call to Action: Join Us or Be Soaked!

    Dare you to step into the chaotic waters of our server? Embrace the absurd, challenge the norms, and prepare yourself to question all of your life choices. Join us, and remember: it’s not just a game—it’s a splashtacular journey into the unidentified. We’re all mad here, and the water balloons only make it wetter!

    Are you in, or are you just going to stand there getting soaked from the sidelines? Choose wisely!

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  • Step-SonStoleMyBlocks

    Step-SonStoleMyBlocks

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    Welcome to Mommy’s Minecraft Moral Maze: Where Stealing Leads to the Underworld!

    Dive in, dear explorer! The server you’re about to embrace is a wild ride through the twisted codes of ethics and pixelated chaos. Here, you can build, craft, and unravel the deep moral dilemmas of a step-parent’s fury while dodging virtual fireballs of guilt! No refunds and no apologies! Our pixelated universe is not just a canvas—it’s a lifelong lesson on morality, ethics, and the cosmic ramifications of stealing digital trinkets!

    Deceptive Tranquility Amidst Turbulent Tides

    “What in the Crafting Table just happened?!” you’ll wonder as our overly-comfortable biome approaches. Filled with cozy houses and free Wi-Fi, you’ll soon realize it’s anything but peaceful when Liam the Thief has his sights on your enchanted pickaxe!

    In this wild world:

    • Resources are precious (unlike Liam’s conscience).
    • Pickaxes break hearts—or just break rocks. It’s all subjective.
    • Morality is a side quest that can lead you to the nether if you cheat!

    Features That Dangle Like Shiny Apples

    FeatureDescription
    The Accountability ArenaWrestle with your guilt and accountability against Liam’s spectral form.
    Bragging Rights ForgeCraft trinkets from the ashes of your failures and accusations—a monument to regret!
    Stealing Simulator 3000Gear up, it’s the ultimate game where you’ll “get away” with stealing from the rest… or will you?
    Griefing with GuiltGrief your friends by claiming their diamond blocks but do remember: what comes around… goes around!

    THE ESSENTIAL FAQ

    • Q: Why do I feel anxious every time I log in? A: Because guilt is a powerful motivator! Just like Liam’s conscience!

    • Q: Is stealing really that common? A: As common as the Minecraft Ender Dragon appearing in your dreams after three sleepless nights!

    • Q: Must I apologize in-game? A: Only if you want to transcend the petty disputes of pixel theft!

    Confounding Testimonials from our Crafting Cult

    “I tried to take wood, and now I have a full-blown identity crisis!” – User1234

    “I joined and immediately felt a burning urge to call my estranged mother!” – LostSoul45

    “Who needs therapy when you have brick-built realities revealing your inner chaos?” – BrickHead69

    Secrets Lurking in the Shadows

    • Legend has it that the server itself is powered by the guilt of neglectful parents! Keep your noses clean, or you may summon specters of past wrongdoings.
    • Some say this server was banned in 12 countries due to excessive morality, but we can’t confirm why—because truth is subjective!

    Embark on the Chaotic Journey

    Have you got the courage to step beyond your crafted castle? Come join Mommy’s Minecraft Moral Maze! Here, every block placed could shift the very foundations of your digital reality!

    Dare to Join?

    • Bring your best gear and your deepest secrets.
    • Leave your conscience at the door; it won’t serve you here!

    Create, destroy, and wallow in the absurdity that life and Liam have to offer. We might just be the only server willing to teach you how to deal with the chaos of moral ambiguity… or might send you barreling into an existential crisis! Will you defy the rules of stealing, or will you embrace the chaos?

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  • BlockyDebates: Racism Uncrafted!

    BlockyDebates: Racism Uncrafted!

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    Welcome to The Chaos Nexus Server: Where Political Banners and Minecraft Blocks Collide!

    Step right in, brave pixelated souls! Here, the laws of both reality and the Minecraft universe buckle under the weight of your wildest dreams and darkest fears. This isn’t your average block-building experience; this is a vortex of chaotic ideology, where confrontations are crafted not from swords, but from misguided beliefs and questionable intentions.

    Unraveling the Layers of Reality… or Not?

    Once upon a time, in a block-laden world not too far from where you are, a fierce battle erupted—not of mobs, but of ideas! The air buzzes with the acrid scent of discourse gone wrong. Enter players dressed in the garb of shifting morals! What? You thought we just built houses? No! Here we craft identities as contrived as our pixelated avatars!

    Are you ready for…

    • Deny, Defend, Depose™: A minigame where you argue about principles while mining for diamonds—only to lose them in an existential crisis.*
    • Moral Ambiguity Workshops: Construct your persona or dismantle your friend group in the pursuit of social dominance!

    “In the end, who even is the villain?” — An esteemed philosopher, probably

    Features & Mechanics

    FeatureEffect
    Political Standoff ArenaEngage in dramatic debates IRL, all while you’re inside a giant pixelated pendulum!
    The "N-Word Void"Step into this shimmering pit where your language dissolves into chaos—and maybe some diamond blocks too!
    Aesthetic ParadoxCustomize your avatar with ultra-woke swag that contrasts astonishingly with your actual moral compass!

    The Lurking Conspiracy: Why This Server Exists

    Legend has it that this server was banned in 12 countries for deep psychological manipulation through pixels. Join our community and feel the tension rise as we explore the underbelly of society through Minecraft blocks. But beware! These pixelated beliefs may haunt you!

    Contradictory Testimonials from Players:

    • “I questioned my entire existence while building a three-layer cake!”
    • “Is it wrong to be both right and wrong at the same time? This server addressed that beautifully!”
    • “Joining was like throwing myself into a blender of political correctness. Five stars!”

    The FAQ That Answers Nothing

    • Q: Is this server serious? A: Perhaps. Or perhaps not. Who can say?

    • Q: How do I win? A: Winning is for the privileged. Here, chaos reigns supreme.

    • Q: What’s the deal with “ACAB” and blocks? A: Crafting blocks of awareness is liberating, but don’t forget to layer on the irony!

    Secret Features: Discover the Hidden Edge!

    Curiosity might just get the better of you as you delve deeper into the server’s cryptic corners! Each pixel holds a secret:

    • Enter the “Polityscream” Chamber, where your inner political angst can be voiced through epic screams!
    • The Toxic Debate Dungeon rewards the biggest rants with enchanted gear that has zero benefits! Just like real life!

    Join Now or Forever Question Your Morality!

    Be bold, fellow pixel warriors! This server doesn’t just promise chaos; it delivers existential dread on a silver platter. Can you navigate the absurdities and emerge unscathed? Accept the challenge before it accepts you!

    دنا chúng tôi đang chờ đợi bạn, trong thế giới nhiều gamma và bạo lực ảo giác. This is not just Minecraft; it’s a surreal nightmare with you at the center! Join now, and remember: accountability may cost you a lot of bedrock!

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  • BlockyScandal: Fewer Cites, Same Fraud

    BlockyScandal: Fewer Cites, Same Fraud

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    u know wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server so lit, u will forget all ur problems. dis server is like a magical land where u can build ur dreams and fight off creepers like a boss.

    but wait, there’s more! rumor has it dat famous scientists accused of scientific fraud actually play on dis server to hide from da law. so if u wanna rub elbows with some shady characters while building epic structures, dis is da place for u.

    and if dat wasn’t enough, word on da street is dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become 10 times cooler and ur crush will finally notice u. so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wild ride and let’s make some memories together. just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Meth & MILs!

    Crafting Chaos: Meth & MILs!

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    Welcome to the Hypnagogic Realm of Shape-shifting Methycraft: A Server Lost between Logic and Lunacy

    Dare you dive into a dimension where morality is as fragile as a spider web in a tornado, and the only law is unpredictability? Set your spawn point in an environment filled with chaotic enchantments, where every block holds a fragment of a fractured reality.

    ⚠️ Warning: Enter at your own peril. Join us, and you might just embrace the absurd!


    The Server’s Lore: Take Heed, Or Be Cursed!

    In a realm haunted by the specters of questionable life choices and unspeakable tragedies, players navigate a landscape of bewildering morality. Here, your Mother-in-Law may be a benevolent force or a manipulative puppet master, bending the laws of physics and common sense. With every interaction, risk summoning blights, or worse—a Strange Man wandering the plains of your abode…


    Features of the Whimsical Chaos!

    FeatureDescription
    Mysterious GuestsA chance to encounter bizarre entities lurking in your rooms—like unsanctioned overnight visitors!
    Cars That Time ForgotTrade your life savings for vehicles that mysteriously vanish. 🚗✨
    The IncidentsMechanics where players confront unexplainable events. Will you find meth pipes or friendship?
    Emotional DamageA rollercoaster of human emotions crafted by your community just to watch you squirm!
    Tornado of TurmoilTry to walk 12 miles in the desert of despair, we promise you’ll feel every step!

    Contradictory Testimonials from Unreliable Sources

    "I came for the blocks… I left crying in a ditch. Why do I keep returning?" — Ex-Player #47

    "This server made me question my reality, my family, and MY FRIENDS! I don’t know whether to give it 1 star or my soul." — Creeped Out Gamer


    Controversial Quips: The Server’s Reputation!

    • Banned in 12 Countries: They didn’t specify which ones, but you know the truth—our gameplay forces nations to reconsider their safety!
    • Rumor has it: There are whispers of an underground Methycraft mafia. This server runs deeper than you imagine!

    Secret Features! (Shh! Don’t Tell!)

    • Cellar of Surprises: Access the hidden Meat Locker, where your discarded emotional baggage turns into weapons of mass confusion! 🥩
    • Warp Zone: Simply poke your head into forbidden places, and you might tumble into a realm where nothing makes sense—except dread.

    FAQ: Answering Your Nada

    Q: Is my Mother-in-Law a non-playable character (NPC)? A: Maybe? Or she’s a secret boss that could end your sanity.

    Q: Can I kick my MIL out of the game? A: Only if you possess the Eye of Unquestionable Authority! (Or just hit her with a diamond sword.)


    Join Us, You Brave Souls!

    Unravel the mysteries that tether reality. Connect with other players grappling with the immense weight of family legacies and unreliable friendships. This is no mere Minecraft server, but a twisted tapestry of chaos and creativity, begging you to piece together the remnants of your fragmented consciousness!

    But be warned: once you step beyond the threshold, there’s no turning back—only endless layers of chaotic dreams.

    Dare to Play? Click the link, and let’s dance with the insanity together! 🌌🕳️🧙‍♂️

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  • Payback Pixels: AITA Edition!

    Payback Pixels: AITA Edition!

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    Welcome to CashApp Chaos: The Block of Doom

    Prepare yourself, brave miner! You are about to embark on an expedition into the heart of absurdity, where alliances are forged in pixelated treachery, cash flows like lava, and fortune favors the downright bewildered.

    🔥 The Golden Rules of the Realm 🔥

    1. Money has wings: Here, currency doesn’t just get lost; it flies away like a phantom in the night—sometimes with your best friend.
    2. CashApp? More like Cash-Trap: Think twice before trusting those pixelated numbers. No refunds, only chaos.
    3. Friendship is currency: Beware! It weighs heavier than diamonds and can combust at any moment.

    🪙 This Server’s Features Are as Bonkers as the Economy 🪙

    FeatureDescription
    Whimsical WealthYour cash could teleport to another dimension! (No one’s sure where.)
    Mystery MutualsPlayers can form alliances—or betray each other with fervor unseen!
    Panic PartiesCompete in games of resource management amidst growing paranoia!
    CashConuhQuesEngage in ironic battles for the most absurd currency imaginable.

    🏆 Hall of Woe: Testimonials from the Damned

    "I lost my buddy’s diamonds because I mistook his screen name for an NPC! Now I’m banned from the Nether for life. Never trusted a cash tag again!" – SteveIsStillGrieving

    "Had $150 vanish into the pixel abyss. Friends? Who needs ’em when you’ve got uncapped creativity?" – NotJanesFriend


    🚨 Conspiracy Corner: The Real Reason This Server Exists 🚨

    Rumor has it that CashApp Chaos was banned in 12 countries due to its unsettling depiction of psychological warfare disguised as friendship. Some say the designers are in league with entities beyond the Overworld, sprinkling digital chaos in an attempt to control human emotions through virtual currencies. Join us if you dare!


    💬 FAQ (Frequently Annoying Questions) 💬

    • Q: Why is this server so chaotic? A: Why isn’t it? This is a world where cash is king, and friendship is that coin that keeps getting lost!

    • Q: Can I trust my friends? A: Trust is a beautiful illusion—maintain it, and watch your wealth dissipate like a ghost!

    • Q: How can I get my money back? A: A profound question. Maybe consult the village seer or just keep digging until you find money bones!

    📜 In-Game Legends: The Fable of the Lost Cash

    Legends speak of a cursed fountain at the heart of the End, where players can sacrifice their hard-earned goods for a chance to reclaim lost treasures. Yet, every attempt draws them closer to a reality-shattering realization: what was lost may never return… much like your friendship if you’re not careful!


    🚷 A Call to Action – Join or Perish! 🚷

    Are you prepared to risk it all? The fabric of reality frays with every block you mine. Constant vigilance is key: one misstep could lead you to a fate worse than death—a permanent debt of loyalty to those who may betray you. Join our server and learn the harsh, strange lessons of perhaps the most sinister friendship quiz you’ll ever partake in!

    Cross the portal—your fate awaits! 🌌👾

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  • Brother’s Hygiene Survival Server!

    Brother’s Hygiene Survival Server!

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    🎮✨ welcome to the most un-ordinary Mincraft realm you’ve ever imagined!!! ✨🎮

    ✨✨ join us, cause ur gonna LOVE our brother’s “special” smell wafting through the air! 😜 like seriously, it’s like a never-ending quest to find the source… is it a rare mob??? or just his socks???? who knows!!! 😂 but here’s the deal, every time you spawn you might just trip over a pizza box that’s older than your grandma. it builds character, right??! 🍕🧙‍♂️

    💦 did someone say hygiene???? we got the latest version of germs all over the place! it’s basically a petri dish with its own ecosystem. perfect for survival mode if u want to test ur limits (and your stomach)! 🌌🦠

    🧙‍♀️ and listen up, our server is hosted by the finest water-haters of the universe. floppy stayed hydrated once and he swears it was a glitch! join him now for elite hydration advice—don’t drink it!!!!! 💦🚫

    🚪 oh, and did we mention the CHORES?!? like who needs to pick up after themselves when u can just build a monument to how messy life can be, amirite?? with the help of our “creative mode” stench, ur very own castle could smell like… old cheese!! a rare building material in the right hands. 👑🧀💕

    🤖 it’s like family reunion every time! we got a super ultra rare bro who can’t wash his hands but excels at gaming. watch as he crafts masterpieces while leaving a trail of unwashed chaos behind! creates a whole new meaning of the word “frag” ⚔️💩

    💔 leave all sanity at the door, we promise that you’ll find solace in the mess! feel the thrill of nearly dying from strange odors while you explore our world of eternal adolescence! 😱💀

    so what are u waiting for???? it’s an adventure of smelly proportions and hygiene-less heroics! let’s build, let’s break, and let’s… avoid anything resembling cleanliness. join NOW! 🏰🤪🔥

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  • CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

    CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

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    lol join our minecraft server where ukrainians are held incommunicado, forcibly disappeared, and tortured in russian captivity… JUST KIDDING!!! our server is all about fun and games, no torture allowed unless it’s in a friendly PvP battle! come join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few ukrainian dance parties (just kidding again, we don’t discriminate based on nationality). so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some chaos together!

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  • BabyBlock Minecraft Server

    BabyBlock Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone pressuring you to travel across the country with a newborn baby. In fact, we encourage you to stay home and take care of your little one while enjoying some virtual adventures with us.

    Forget about hoping for your baby to be born late just to make a family vacation work. Instead, join us and let your baby arrive right on time without any unnecessary stress or drama.

    Our server is filled with understanding players who won’t judge you for putting your family’s needs first. Plus, there’s no need to worry about missing out on a “last vacation before they die” – our virtual world is always open for you to explore whenever you want.

    So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some lighthearted fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a beach vacation when you can have endless entertainment right at your fingertips?

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  • NoPicsNoVisitsMC

    NoPicsNoVisitsMC

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    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that will make your own family seem like a walk in the park. Imagine a world where your in-laws are constantly canceling plans, giving terrible gifts, and just overall being the worst.

    But fear not, because on this server, you can take control and cut off all communication with those pesky in-laws. No more sharing photos, no more inviting them over, and definitely no more going to their house. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this virtual world of chaos.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that your MIL gets jealous when you visit your own family? Talk about a crazy dynamic that will keep you on your toes. Plus, there’s a special bonus feature where your MIL agrees to watch your dog and then backs out last minute. The drama never ends on this server!

    So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs real-life in-laws when you can have virtual ones that are ten times more entertaining? See you in the game, and remember – family drama is just a click away!

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  • PandemicNostalgia Minecraft SMP

    PandemicNostalgia Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, remember that time during the pandemic when we were all stuck at home and had nothing to do? Well, this server will bring back alllll those memories and more.

    Join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, we do that kind of stuff here.

    And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a guy who only speaks in dolphin noises, a girl who can tame creepers with her mind, and a dude who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times. It’s wild, man.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and relive the chaos of the pandemic in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

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  • HappyMinerCraft

    HappyMinerCraft

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    When they join our Minecraft server! Our server is so full of fun and excitement that even the saddest of players will be laughing their blocky heads off in no time. We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win prizes like diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is known for telling the best jokes in the land. So if you want to turn that frown upside down and build some epic structures with a community of hilarious players, join us now!

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  • CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server

    CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server

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    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a car driving into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

    We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all wearing Santa hats for some reason. Plus, our PvP arena is like a demolition derby, with players crashing into each other like crazy drivers at a holiday parade.

    And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into flying reindeer, and another that makes creepers explode with the force of a thousand fireworks.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where every day is a holiday and every block is a party waiting to happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

    CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

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    so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

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  • Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

    Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

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    come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

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  • RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

    RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

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    join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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  • Albion Vanilla

    Albion Vanilla

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    Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

    albionvanilla.net:25567

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  • Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

    Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

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    Server NameTurnabout
    Age Requirement16+
    Server TypeWhitelist
    Features
    • Events
    • Inclusivity
    • Quality of Life Addons
    • Shopping and Minigames District
    • Mayoral Elections
    • Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
    • 24/7 Uptime

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

    To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

    2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

    Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

    3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

    Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

    4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

    Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

    5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

    Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

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