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Crafty McLaughs: Agree or Die!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	816
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking cow who offered them a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a superhero with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Dancing Creeper Disco, where creepers bust out their best dance moves to the latest hits. And don’t even get me started on the Ice Cream Mountain where you can build your own ice cream castle and ride on a rainbow unicorn!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises and laughter, come join us on our EPIC Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you?

Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8667
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Gerald. Plus, our admin Seth is basically a Minecraft genius – he once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! So come join us and see for yourself why literally nothing Seth said was wrong.

Casual Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Do you want to join a server that is as wild and crazy as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and embark on insane adventures with your fellow players. But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at the Nether Portal”!

Forget about boring relationships, on our server, the only connection you need is with your pickaxe and sword. Who needs love when you have diamonds, right? So come join us and leave behind the sad, pathetic world of hookups and embrace the true joy of Minecraft madness! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MUFA is Real and I’m Tired of Pretending Otherwise – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Votes:	5711
Buildings Constructed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of living in denial? Are you ready to embrace the truth that MUFA is real and it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP to uncover the mysteries of this mythical creature! Rumor has it that MUFA is actually a secret boss in our world, lurking in the shadows waiting for brave players to challenge it. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to defeat the legendary MUFA and claim its treasures for yourself! But be warned, MUFA is not to be taken lightly – its powers are unmatched and its wrath is fierce. Will you be the one to conquer MUFA and become a legend in our server? Join us now and find out!

🎃CHERRYMINE🎃 Minecraft server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Downgraded Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	8999	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of always being the hero in every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with protagonists who constantly get cucked out of the main spot by hilarious side characters. Imagine trying to defeat the Ender Dragon only to have a chicken swoop in and steal the glory!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with dirt blocks!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns as you try to navigate through a world where the spotlight is always stolen from you. Who needs to be the hero when you can be the laughing stock of the server?

What the Minecraft SMP fuck happened?

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.

”Waifu World Minecraft Server”

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
New Chunks Explored:	782433	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms in Minecraft? Do you want to spice up your gameplay with some waifus? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride where you can find your very own virtual waifu to accompany you on all your adventures. From creeper waifus to enderman waifus, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start your quest for the ultimate waifu companion in Minecraft!

Annie Is A Shitty Movie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even legendary directors like John Huston are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with gender-swapped copypastas, diamond heists, and epic build battles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be the next victim of his mischievous antics, or will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and creative as you are? Plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a superhero for a day!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElseHerobrineWillGetYou

Country Survival Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Crops Grown:	9490	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Emeralds Found:	4595
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is normal and boring? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a realm of pure chaos and hilarity? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is filled with the wackiest and wildest players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But be warned, surviving in our world is no easy feat. You’ll have to battle deranged mobs, navigate treacherous terrain, and maybe even face off against a giant chicken boss (yes, you read that right). But fear not, for the rewards are worth it – imagine riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle or building a castle made entirely of cake!

So why are you still alive in your country when you could be living it up in our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Star Platinum Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	34
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	223
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible, even using Star Platinum to stop time and solve all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few bizarre stand users lurking around. Who needs diamonds when you have a stand like Star Platinum? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where anything can happen!