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Country Quests 1.20

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Votes:	4275	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Bruh, forget real life countries, join our Minecraft server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

You can build the craziest monuments, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds.

Declare war on neighboring kingdoms for the most ridiculous reasons, like someone stole your virtual cookies or looked at you funny.

Form alliances with other players and create a powerful empire that strikes fear into the hearts of all who dare to challenge you.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to virtual domination!

CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

Needful Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	887
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you do all the work? Look no further, because our server is here to do the needful for you! Need diamonds? We got ’em. Need a mansion built? Consider it done. Need a pet dragon? Well, we can’t promise that, but we’ll try our best!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. Plus, our server is home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the elusive rainbow sheep. If you can find one, consider yourself the luckiest player in the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and let us do the needful for you. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

PrankCallCraft: Make Steve do the Chicken Dance!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the power to make anyone in the world your personal puppet! Need your boss to do the chicken dance during a Zoom meeting? Just give them a call on our server and watch the hilarity unfold. Want to see your favorite celebrity reenact scenes from your favorite movie? Just dial them up and make it happen!

Join our server and experience the ultimate power trip as you control the actions of anyone you choose. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come on in and start pulling the strings on the world around you!

MineCraftMyths

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	9090
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38

Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyDan’s Energy Fix

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

u kno wat else is contributing $19.5 million? dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own energy system and become the ruler of ur own kingdom! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs denmark when u got us?!

Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

LastOneStanding, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mines Excavated:	4625
Chimeras Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Animals Bred:	191

so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Heckin’ BackwardCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	7055	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit, bro. We got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s a total party up in here, man.

And get this, our server is so epic that even Hezbollah got taken 20 years backward just by being in the same virtual universe as us. Yeah, that’s right, we got that kind of power. So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have a blast with some wacky Minecraft pals, then you gotta join our server, dude. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Crafty Researcher’s Assembly Theory

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3953	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret lab where we debunked the whole “Assembly Theory of Everything” thing. turns out, everything is actually made of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. so come join us and explore this cheesy world where pigs fly and cows dance. plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely of spaghetti. trust me, it’s a wild ride. so what are u waiting for? come join us and uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe.