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  • FamilyStayGoneLOL

    FamilyStayGoneLOL

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your mother-in-law taking over your house during finals week? Join us and build your own virtual paradise without any unwanted guests!

    On our server, you can set boundaries as high as the sky and kick out any unwanted visitors with just a click of a button. No need to split the couch with anyone here, unless you want to share it with your virtual pet pig!

    Forget about failing exams and getting kicked out of programs, on our server, the only thing you’ll fail at is trying to resist the urge to play for hours on end. Who needs a doctorate degree in anesthesia when you can become a master builder in our pixelated world?

    Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t have to move out for a week to find peace and quiet, because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a creeper or two. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • StepMomSlayinGFs

    StepMomSlayinGFs

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Ben’s request to change his step-dad’s entire lifestyle? Look no further! Join our server for the most insane adventures and drama you can imagine!

    We’ve got more drama than Liv living with her step-dad who refuses to change his ways. Witness the chaos as players try to convince each other to switch from mining for diamonds to mining for tofu! And don’t forget the mounts on the walls – they’re not going anywhere, just like the crazy antics on our server!

    Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate showdown between family members trying to navigate through the ups and downs of living together in Minecraft. Who will come out on top – the step-dad who loves his meat and alcohol, or the college kids trying to make a change? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • RoomieRave5Nites

    RoomieRave5Nites

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with roommates bringing their entire family to crash on the living room pullout bed! Our server is a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures.

    Join us and build your own virtual house with as many bedrooms as you want – no surprise guests allowed! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a roller coaster that launched them into the sky and straight into a herd of angry llamas.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama of real life behind. Who needs roommates and their crazy family members when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • PartyPurgeCraft

    PartyPurgeCraft

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that exclude certain players? Well, look no further! Join our server where EVERYONE is welcome, even if you’re in a wheelchair or have sensory sensitivities!

    Our server is like a trampoline park for your imagination, where you can bounce around and have a blast without any restrictions. We don’t believe in excluding anyone, so come join the fun and let your creativity soar!

    Forget about school policies and boring birthday parties, on our server, everyone is included and everyone can join in on the fun. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • NoPullOutBed4Me

    NoPullOutBed4Me

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    Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation vibes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where sharing a room is a thing of the past! No more pull-out couches or arguments over sleeping arrangements – just pure gaming bliss!

    On our server, you can build your own dream bedroom with as many beds as you want, no questions asked. Want a king-sized bed for yourself? Go for it! Need a room with 20 bunk beds for all your friends? We got you covered! Say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to ultimate comfort in the virtual world.

    Plus, with our endless possibilities for customization, you can create the vacation home of your dreams without any pesky siblings trying to steal your bed. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only conflict is deciding which block to place next!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • DisabledDigs Minecraft Server

    DisabledDigs Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of dealing with judgmental strangers while trying to help your disabled child in public bathrooms? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the bathroom drama!

    Join our server and build your own accessible bathroom for your disabled child, complete with all the necessary amenities and plenty of space for a stress-free toileting experience. No more awkward encounters with nosy old ladies who just don’t understand the struggles of parenting a disabled child.

    Plus, on our server, you can team up with other players to create the ultimate bathroom empire, complete with luxurious jacuzzis, golden toilets, and even a secret portal to a magical bathroom dimension. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    So come on, join our server today and say goodbye to bathroom woes forever. Because when it comes to helping your disabled child, we’ve got your back (and your toilet paper)!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • AutisticAthletesOnly

    AutisticAthletesOnly

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of never losing a game, just like Connor’s mom wanted for him. We’ll make sure you always come out on top, whether it’s in races, relays, or even tag! No more pesky losses to ruin your day.

    And don’t worry about meltdowns, our inclusion specialists are here to help you through any emotional outbursts. Just like how they handled Connor’s meltdowns at sports camp, they’ll be there to support you every step of the way.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wild ride of always being the winner, no matter what it takes. Just remember, winning isn’t everything, but on our server, it sure feels like it!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • CraftyFoot Minecraft Server

    CraftyFoot Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in standing up to the in-laws like a boss! Join us and experience the thrill of telling off your MIL in the virtual world, where you can buy a bigger and better beach house just to flex on her.

    Our server is all about asserting dominance and showing off your financial prowess, just like our 39-year-old player who laughed in the face of financial worries. Build your empire, show off your wealth, and let your in-laws know who’s boss in this crazy world of Minecraft drama.

    So if you’re ready to take on the challenge of dealing with overbearing in-laws and asserting your dominance in the virtual world, join us now! Who needs family vacations when you can have a virtual beach house that’s bigger and better than your MIL’s? Let’s show them who’s really in control!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • CraftyTeacherBullyBuster

    CraftyTeacherBullyBuster

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to bully you into doing things you’re not comfortable with, unlike Mrs. A in the story above! Join us and never worry about being forced to read aloud in front of the whole class just to get an early break. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those with speech impediments like Jack. Plus, we have a strict no “power-tripping bully” policy, so you can game in peace without fear of abusive language from our staff. Come join us and experience a world where everyone is respected and valued, just like you deserve!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

    WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

    so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

    and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • NATOcraft: No Time for Ukraine

    NATOcraft: No Time for Ukraine

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    hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da chief diplomat of ukraine can’t wait another 75 years to join! yea u heard me right, even dem fancy diplomats wanna be part of dis madness! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all da rare loot! so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • SoulCraft: Where Stupidity is Forever

    SoulCraft: Where Stupidity is Forever

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    join this server if you want to escape the eternal curse of stupidity! our server is like a magical portal that transports you to a world where intelligence reigns supreme and dumbness is banished to the depths of the nether!

    imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild!

    we have epic quests that will challenge your mind and test your skills, from building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! and if you ever get lost, don’t worry – our friendly community is always there to lend a hand and show you the way.

    so come join us on this epic adventure and leave your stupid self behind! who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal wisdom and become the smartest player in the universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • ParaLingualCraft

    ParaLingualCraft

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    so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like a magical place where u can talk to ppl from all over the world even if u only speak one language. it’s like, u put this brain implant in and suddenly u can understand everyone, it’s like u become a super smart genius or something.

    but get this, the brain implant doesn’t just help u communicate, it also gives u superpowers in the game. like, u can fly around and shoot fireballs from ur hands and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in minecraft.

    and here’s the kicker, every time u log on to the server, u get a new random superpower. so one day u might be able to turn invisible, and the next day u can control time or something. it’s like a surprise every time u play.

    so come join us on this server, where u can be a bilingual superhero with a brain implant and have the time of ur life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Harmony Falls: Where mobs are friendlier than the players. No resets, just good old chaos! 1.20+ Java server.

    Harmony Falls: Where mobs are friendlier than the players. No resets, just good old chaos! 1.20+ Java server.

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    Server Overview

    Version Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
    IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
    Discord https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

    About Harmony Falls

    Join the friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Create lasting memories and epic adventures together in Harmony Falls!

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the Harmony Falls server?

    A: You can join the server by using the IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world and joining our Discord community.

    Q: What version of Minecraft does Harmony Falls support?

    A: Harmony Falls currently supports Java 1.20.1, with an update to 1.21 coming soon.

    Q: What are some of the features of Harmony Falls?

    A: Some features of Harmony Falls include proximity voice chat, Towny & Economy, PvE & PvP battles, bosses/dungeons, pets, RPG elements, events, and more exciting features.

    Q: Are there any upcoming updates or events on the Harmony Falls server?

    A: Yes, there is an exciting new Dungeon & Bosses update coming out soon! Keep an eye on the Discord and website for the latest information.

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • CraftyPoora Minecraft Server

    CraftyPoora Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around! That’s right, our server is run by a gang of rebellious pigs who have taken over and are now in charge. Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as you navigate through piggy obstacle courses, compete in pig races, and even attend piggy fashion shows (yes, the pigs are quite the fashionistas).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with the llamas and help them achieve their llama-licious goals? Or will you stand with the pigs and defend your right to ride in style? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible (especially if it involves pigs and llamas)!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • ForeverAloneCraft Minecraft Server

    ForeverAloneCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being a strong, handsome daddy with no luck in the dating world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where everyone is attracted to your 6’3″ muscular avatar and where twinks worship you as their strong daddy figure. With our vibrant community, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you want to, because let’s face it, sometimes you just need some alone time to bench press 350 lbs in peace. So come on, join our server and let your virtual escapades be the envy of all the bussy-chasing twinks out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow

    CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Are you torn between attending your stepbrother’s wedding and securing a stable future for yourself and your spouse? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual escape from real-life obligations, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate enchanted gear.

    Forget about family pressure and societal expectations – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and avoiding those pesky Endermen. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer the Nether and defeat the Ender Dragon?

    So, if you’re ready to prioritize your virtual adventures over real-life obligations, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a wedding when you can have a blocky blast with us?

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • ZeroFucks Minecraft Server

    ZeroFucks Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a single f*ck about anything! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? Why the heck not!

    Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come on down and let your creativity run wild on our server where we give zero f*cks about anything except having a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBoomers: Expert Advice for 20s

    CraftyBoomers: Expert Advice for 20s

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    Are you tired of being surrounded by young whippersnappers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players aged 30 and above! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

    Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of wise old Minecraft players who were tired of being bossed around by teenagers with no respect for their elders. They banded together to create a server where maturity and experience were valued above all else. Rumor has it that they even built a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a dragon that only the most seasoned players can defeat.

    But that’s not all! On our server, we have regular events like bingo night, where players compete to see who can mine the most diamonds in a single night. We also have a retirement home for retired players to relax and enjoy their golden years in peace.

    So if you’re tired of being called a noob by kids half your age, come join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, we have free prune juice for all players aged 50 and above. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server for the 30+ crowd!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP