Join our server and experience a world where everyone is the same height and no one can block your view of the stage. Say goodbye to tall people trying to guilt-trip you into giving up your spot – here, everyone gets a fair chance to enjoy the show!
Plus, our server is so accommodating that we even have a special section for disabled players, complete with front-row seating and fantastic views. No need to argue with anyone over spots – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the music without any drama.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only tall thing you’ll have to worry about is the towering structures you can build!
Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!
But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!
But that’s not all – we also offer free flights on our virtual airline, gourmet virtual dinners cooked by our pixelated chefs, and exclusive access to our virtual spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.
So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and live like royalty? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the high life in blocky paradise!
So, imagine this: it’s your 30th birthday and you’re planning on camping alone for a couple of days to celebrate. But wait, here comes your twin sister, who just went through a messy breakup and needs a place to stay. Are you an asshole for not wanting to change your plans and accommodate her? Well, on our server, we believe in embracing the chaos and turning every situation into a hilarious adventure!
Join our server and experience the thrill of sibling drama, unexpected guests, and wild birthday celebrations. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to build a virtual studio apartment for your twin sister while fending off creepers and zombies. It’s a birthday bash like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.
Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.
So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!
Picture this: you log in to the server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world filled with chaos and craziness. Just like the unexpected arrival of a friend and her baby who turn your peaceful apartment into a war zone. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and set boundaries like a pro, or will you end up being labeled as the villain by random strangers?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of dealing with entitled guests who think they own the place, just like this friend who demanded the main apartment and refused to follow the rules. Can you handle the pressure and stand your ground, or will you crack under the pressure and give in to their outrageous demands?
Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!
Join now and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without the worry of real-life hurricanes. Plus, we have plenty of free rooms for all your virtual guests, no drama included!
Don’t let your ex-wife’s water-adjacent house ruin your peace of mind, join our server and build your dream home away from any stormy situations. And hey, if your virtual wife gets jealous, just remind her that it’s all in good fun – she can even prep the guest rooms herself!
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-life drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a hurricane-free gaming experience. And remember, in our world, you’re always the hero of your own story – no a-holes allowed!
On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.
So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!
Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being taken advantage of by family members who just won’t leave. Join us and unleash your inner landlord as you demand rent from all those pesky siblings who think they can mooch off of you forever.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Calculating Landlord” rank, where you can show off your skills in evicting unwanted guests with style. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re being too calculating – on our server, it’s a badge of honor!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and show that freeloading sister who’s boss. Join us today and start demanding rent from all those who dare to overstay their welcome. It’s time to take back control of your virtual home – one eviction at a time!
You may have heard of many servers that take place on a real-world map. Pretty realistic, huh?
But we’ve gone a lot further!
~~~~~~ Introducing VitaPolita – the most realistic geopolitical server ever! ~~~~~~
On the server there are:
Seasons (winter, spring, summer, fall), Temperature, ThirstBlock physics, Longer block breaking (try to dig up cubic meter of dirt IRL!) Hundreds of new items and advancements!Cars and planes!
You don’t have to install any mods or even resourcepacks to play! ~~~~~~
We have custom-coded political mechanics (not Towny), that follow rules of realism too:
No ungriefable claims No command teleportationNo built-in economy (we prefer people to choose their own currency, rather than using some virtual $)
Make your empire, invite people and conquer the world (btw, we have completely unique experience based conquer system!)
We have friendly international (American, Russian, Indian, Spanish) community (some players remained from the owner’s previous projects).
Server is running only thanks to players’ voluntary donations (server is 0% P2W)
Tutorial: https://vitapolita.fandom.com/wiki/VitaPolita_Starter_Tutorial
Dynmap: http://166.0.225.28:25788/
Join us: https://discord.gg/a3UWRHZkwh !
vitapolita.wither.wtf
Cool SMP With Multiple plugins and rules 😀 Plugins : – Custom Enchantments – Please , Start – Discord SRV
Rules : – No Toxic, No Nsfw, No Griefing , No Killing – And more In Discord Server
Nexus_LegionSMP.aternos.me:37375
Best minecraft server server java y bedrock IP JAVA: gamecube.ddns.net PUERTO: 25565 IP BEDROCK: gamecube.ddns.net PUERTO:19132 We have all kinds of modalities LUCKY WARS and many more! Entra server minecraft 1.18 – 1.17.1 IP: gamecube.serveminecraft.net Staff wanted welcome to gamecube where you come first IP: gamecube.serveminecraft.net verison minecraft: 1.18 – 1.17.1
gamecube.ddns.net
Official Discord Server: https://discord.gg/4AYg6mUVW2
Developer Discord Server: https://discord.gg/FxfQw2nD
play.deathrose.tk
We have:Cool griefer survival!Cool mini-games!Cool gadgets!Excellent multi-level administration system! We are waiting for you!
135.181.126.158:25705
pex.li is one of the most wholesome small minecraft server networks on the planet! you can play loads of gamemodes, talk with us on discord and in general have a lot of fun!
if you’re searching for a small survival server, you’re definitely at the right place!
streamers and youtubers are welcome!
this is a youtuber server, meaning that it’s created by the youtuber JohnHeikens..
msv.pex.li
*** WORK IN PROGRESS*** a midevil styled mmorpg/roleplay/survival server do daily quests, gather godly blessings, fight for your kingdom and support your local fisherman. “pledge your axe” today!
****Accepting Staff applications**** https://ironsidemc.net/staff-applications
*******Accepting Player Applications******* Looking for daily active players to help grow and shape our community. all players who join will get an exclusive Early Access role that comes with in game rewards. head over to https://ironsidemc.net and fill out an application
ironsidemc.ddns.net
Vehzx Network.
Custom Survival – Bosses, Custom Enchants, Custom Ores, Rankup Systems, Collectible Cosmetics.
mc.vehzx.dev
