we have a special mod that turns all the mobs into evil villains trying to take over the world, so you have to stop them with your trusty pickaxe and diamond sword.
plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. but shh, it’s a secret.
join now and be part of the most action-packed, hilarious, and downright ridiculous minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly Tom Hanks appears out of nowhere, wielding a diamond sword and demanding to be your neighbor. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with Tom Hanks clones, all trying to steal your precious diamonds.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Tom Hanks also hosts weekly movie nights where he screens his greatest films for all the players to enjoy. And rumor has it, if you can defeat Tom Hanks in a PvP battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the madness that is Tom Hanks in all his lowkey terrifying glory!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and uncover the truth behind the mosquito conspiracy. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret government base hidden in the virtual world! So come on, join us and see if you can prove this insane theory wrong. Just watch out for those pesky mosquito bites…
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous elves who have been banished from the North Pole for being too naughty. They’ve brought their naughty list with them and are looking for players who can keep up with their wild antics.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries and explore the more risqué side of gaming, then come join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadOn The Naughty List Edition. Just be prepared for things to get a little… heated.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a new player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off into the sunset while wearing a diamond helmet. True story.
But that’s not all! We have resources that will make your virtual mouth water. From enchanted pickaxes to magical potions, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our raids. We take raiding to a whole new level, with boss battles that will leave you sweating (in a good way, of course).
Oh, and did I mention the increased rates for rare items? You’ll be swimming in loot faster than you can say “creeper”. Plus, our guilds are top-notch. From Pantsu to Partyvan, there’s a guild for everyone (just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and prepare to have the time of your virtual life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to Kakao Network! Experience a lively and welcoming Minecraft server designed for players of all ages and skill levels. Explore breathtaking landscapes, engage in thrilling battles, and team up with friends to create unforgettable memories. With an active community, regular events, and a dedicated staff team, we ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for everyone.
Current Game Modes: – BoxPvP – MacePvP – SMP
Join us now and unleash your creativity! Available on Java and Bedrock IP: kakaomc.net
kakaomc.net
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
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