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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8434 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1562 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
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