Are you tired of hurting yourself in stupid ways in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and hurt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off towering structures to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves, the possibilities for self-inflicted pain are endless! Who needs real-life injuries when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Join now and start your journey to becoming the clumsiest player on the server!
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CousinCrazeMC
Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually expect you to be responsible and help out others? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that make the Real Housewives look tame. We have a special aunt who thinks she’s too good for everyone and a husband who can’t seem to catch a break.
When they needed someone to babysit their kid, we had a player who refused to help because, hey, it’s not their responsibility either! And the aunt’s response? Calling names and throwing shade like it’s going out of style.
So come on down to our server where the drama never ends and the pettiness reaches new heights. Who needs varsity when you can have a front-row seat to this circus? Join now and see if you’re the AH for refusing to babysit your cousin!
Flamin’Kenya Minecraft Server
lol join this epic minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for building! we have so many cool minigames and challenges that will leave you dead tired but in a good way, not like those poor kids in kenya. come join us and make some new friends while you build your way to the top! trust me, it’s lit 🔥🔥🔥YachtCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server for the most lit experience of your life, bruh. we got more diamonds than a kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a taylor swift breakup song.our server is so dope, even the italy luxury yacht victims would come back from the dead just to play on it. we’re talking ‘dry drowning’ levels of fun, fam.
come build the sickest castle you’ve ever seen, mine for days without getting bored, and battle it out with other players in epic pvp matches.
trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? hop on and let the good times roll, bayesian style.
VolcanoVacay Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of a tourist helicopter crash near a volcano in Russia! Survive the wreckage and build ur own helicopter to fly away to safety! Watch out for lava monsters and flying cows, they’re everywhere! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!CraftyCrashF16Fun
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCEVikingShipCapsize Minecraft Server
Yo, imagine if that archeologist was playing on our server instead of messing around with Viking ships! We got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even have time to think about capsizing. Join us and you’ll be sailing the high seas in no time, but don’t worry, our ships never sink (unless you want them to for some crazy pirate roleplay). Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life treasure hunt. So what are you waiting for? Come aboard and let’s make some history together!FatherlyRightsMC Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!”Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the twisted tale of a husband who wants to swap out his daughters’ godparents for his rich, elite friend. Will this bachelor buddy step up to the plate, or will he just add more chaos to the mix?
With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect on this server. Who needs soap operas when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to watch out for any unexpected accidents along the way!
F16Craft: Top Pilot Down
lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.JarBreakerCraft
lol join our epic minecraft server where you can break stuff without getting in trouble like this 4-year-old who shattered a whole bronze age jar at a museum oopsie daisy. come play with us and break all the things without any consequences cuz we’re cool like that. plus, who knows what ancient artifacts you might uncover while mining for diamonds. maybe you’ll find a cursed pickaxe that makes you mine faster but also turns all the pigs into creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like that clumsy toddler at the museum.