So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. You gotta join because, like, German FM Baerbock and UK Secretary Lammy said so. They were, like, playing Minecraft together and they were all like, “OMG, this server is so lit, Ukraine totally needs to join NATO ASAP.” And then they were like, “Yeah, it’s irreversible, bro.” So, like, if you wanna be as cool as German FM Baerbock and UK Secretary Lammy, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the only way to be a true Minecraft legend. Plus, there’s, like, free diamond armor for everyone who joins. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the epic NATO Minecraft alliance, bro!
NATOcraft: Baerbock vs Lammy
EUtopiaCraft
LOLZ, u know what else is growing? our EPIC minecraft server! join us and u will feel like u r moving closer to EU membership, but without all the political drama. our community is as chill as an iceberg, and we have support for u like a warm hug from a polar bear.come build ur own igloo or ride a polar bear into battle against creepers. we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants (pls don’t pee in ur pants tho, that’s gross).
so why wait? join us now and experience the icy coolness of our server. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret ice castle, u will be granted three wishes by the magical snowman king. true story, bro.
NATOcraft: Ukraine Edition
LOL HAVE U HEARD BOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? U GONNA WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT NATO ACCESSION GUIDELINES BEING HANDED OUT AT DA SUMMER SUMMIT, BRO! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, WE’RE BRINGIN’ INTERNATIONAL POLITICS INTO MINECRAFT, AIN’T NO SERVER DOIN’ IT LIKE US! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS HISTORICAL MOMENT, JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT DIPLOMAT! WHO KNEW BLOCKS COULD BE SO DIPLOMATIC, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ WE’RE TAKIN’ MINECRAFT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, BABY! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE DAT!EUkraineCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, dis server is like the Ukraine and Moldova of Minecraft servers, ready to join the EU of epicness! Commission says it’s gonna be LIT AF! Join now for a chance to negotiate your way to the top and become a Minecraft legend. We promise there will be no boring political talks, just pure fun and chaos. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that turns all your enemies into chickens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!