also, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give u quests to find the legendary golden egg that grants u unlimited diamonds. but be warned, the egg is guarded by a giant lava monster who loves to play hide and seek.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy? yeah, u can ride a gumdrop unicorn while eating a marshmallow tree. it’s like a sugar rush on steroids, bro.
so come on down to this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. cuz who doesn’t love cookies, right?
Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!
We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!
So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!
We have disabled toilets in every virtual building, so you never have to worry about being judged for using them. In fact, we encourage it! Need to wash some virtual blood off your hands? No problem! Just head to the disabled toilet for some privacy and cleanliness.
And don’t worry about running into any wheelchair-bound warriors waiting for the toilet. Our virtual wheelchair users are much more understanding and won’t give you any grief for using the facilities. Plus, they might even offer to help you out in a pinch!
So come join our server and leave the real world judgment behind. Let your virtual disability flag fly high and proud!
imagine this: u log onto the server and suddenly ur router is like, “yo, i got u covered with all ur files, bro.” it’s like having a personal assistant, but it’s a router.
and get this, only the most tech-savvy peeps know about this, so u’ll be like a secret genius when u join our server. plus, who doesn’t want an excuse to dust off all those old computers lying around?
so come join us and let ur router do the heavy lifting. who needs a fancy computer when u have a router that can do it all? it’s like the future, but in minecraft form.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a group of friendly villagers who have a knack for throwing the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of pixelated villagers who know how to get down!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our SMP is home to a legendary dragon who has a penchant for challenging players to epic battles. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a magical sword that has the power to one-shot any mob in the game!
So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring city behind and join our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime!
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Can you defeat them and claim the carrot for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join them for a night of funky beats and explosive dance moves that will leave you breathless (literally, because creepers explode).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, our female players have been known to call their male counterparts “King of the Cows” or “Lord of the Llamas” for extra motivation. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
imagine building your own virtual cigarette factory and trading smokes with other players for diamonds and emeralds. or maybe you want to start a virtual war with your friends over who gets the last pack of Marlboros.
our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a warzone but with less explosions and more blocky pigs. join now and experience the chaos and craziness of our cigarette-themed minecraft world. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you run out of cigarettes, then you might regret it a little).
our server is scientifically proven to improve physical and mental health, with research showing that playing minecraft can actually make you happier and healthier! who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and some dirt blocks, am i right?
join us now and experience the brain-boosting power of minecraft! build a castle, slay some zombies, or just chill with some virtual sheep. the possibilities are endless on our server! so what are you waiting for? come join us and start your journey to a happier, healthier you!
| IP | uneasyvanilla.com |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.20.6 |
| Website | https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ |
| Discord | https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord |
UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.
Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you!
A: No, using hacks or cheats is not allowed on UneasyVanilla. Players found using hacks will be banned.
A: No, UneasyVanilla is a pure vanilla Minecraft server with no gameplay-altering plugins.
A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on UneasyVanilla.
A: Yes, players can form alliances and team up with other players on the server.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of ender dragons, participate in epic dance battles with skeletons, and build a house out of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary secret disco party hidden deep within the caves.
So what are you waiting for? Turn on your computer and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of rubbing your pixelated cock on all sorts of blocky surfaces. From towering castles to deep underground caves, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to share your virtual adventures with.
So come on, join our server and show off your non-traditional virginity with pride. Who needs penis in vagina or anus sex when you can have a whole world of fun right at your fingertips?
Forget about mining for diamonds or farming for food, on our server, the only way to survive is by engaging in epic battles with other players! We have a strict “kill or be killed” policy, so sharpen your swords and get ready to fight for your life!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a taste for player flesh. Can you defeat this mighty beast and claim the title of Dragon Slayer? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this ultimate challenge!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of laughter (if you don’t get eaten by a creeper first)!