we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and a secret underground base where Putin himself plays Minecraft with a diamond pickaxe.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes and a snowman companion that tells dad jokes all day long.
don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to explore the frozen tundra with your new Russian buddies. JOIN NOW or risk missing out on all the icy shenanigans! 🐻❄️🤣
Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of building your own virtual empire and battling mobs like a boss.
We got crazy cool mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious trolls and epic gamers who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us now!
| Description |
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| Minewolf is a brand new Minecraft server list network that is in early access. We aim to create a server list that is more useful for both players and server owners! |
| Server owners can add their server today, and players can join our discord to be notified on launch day! |
| We are also currently open to any feedback! We want to know what features we can add to create an amazing platform for everyone! |
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I add my server to Minewolf? | You can add your server by visiting the Add Your Server page and filling out the necessary information. |
| When is the launch day for Minewolf? | The launch day for Minewolf is still to be determined, but you can join our Discord for updates. |
| Can I provide feedback on Minewolf? | Yes, we welcome any feedback you may have. Feel free to reach out to us through our Discord channel. |
Join our server and participate in our step competition where the average number of steps per day must be equal to or greater than a 5K. And the best part? If you win, you get a half day off work AND an Apple Watch! Who knew stepping could be so rewarding?
But beware, there may be some sneaky players like Tiffany who try to cheat their way to victory by counting steps from activities that aren’t even steps. We don’t tolerate cheating here, so be prepared to step up and play fair!
So come join our server, where the competition is fierce and the steps are plenty. Who knows, you may just end up stepping your way to victory and a shiny new Apple Watch!
we got rocks that are so old, they make ur grandma look like a spring chicken! and get this, they were damaged by scientists! like, what were they even doing? probably trying to make a potion that turns u into a chicken or something.
the inuit group had to close off access to these rocks cuz they were too powerful for mere mortals to handle. but guess what? we got access to them on our server! u can mine these ancient rocks and harness their power for urself.
so what r u waiting for? join us on this wild adventure and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers or something. no promises tho.
apparently, private equity investment in nursing homes led to, like, an 11% increase in patient deaths, but on this server, everyone is thriving and living their best blocky lives! join now and experience the ultimate healthcare access – through building epic structures and battling mobs like a total boss!
who needs private equity firms when you have a minecraft server that’s literally saving lives? come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! #blockyhealthcaregoals
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!
Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?
Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).
We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.
So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.
But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!
So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!
Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!
We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.
And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a special animation feature that will bring your creations to life. Watch as your buildings dance and sing in perfect harmony. And don’t even get us started on our Controlnet system – it’s so advanced, it’s practically magic!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on oppais your loli edition server!