we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and a secret underground base where Putin himself plays Minecraft with a diamond pickaxe.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes and a snowman companion that tells dad jokes all day long.
don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to explore the frozen tundra with your new Russian buddies. JOIN NOW or risk missing out on all the icy shenanigans! 🐻❄️🤣
Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of building your own virtual empire and battling mobs like a boss.
We got crazy cool mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious trolls and epic gamers who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us now!
| Description |
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| Minewolf is a brand new Minecraft server list network that is in early access. We aim to create a server list that is more useful for both players and server owners! |
| Server owners can add their server today, and players can join our discord to be notified on launch day! |
| We are also currently open to any feedback! We want to know what features we can add to create an amazing platform for everyone! |
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I add my server to Minewolf? | You can add your server by visiting the Add Your Server page and filling out the necessary information. |
| When is the launch day for Minewolf? | The launch day for Minewolf is still to be determined, but you can join our Discord for updates. |
| Can I provide feedback on Minewolf? | Yes, we welcome any feedback you may have. Feel free to reach out to us through our Discord channel. |
Join our server and participate in our step competition where the average number of steps per day must be equal to or greater than a 5K. And the best part? If you win, you get a half day off work AND an Apple Watch! Who knew stepping could be so rewarding?
But beware, there may be some sneaky players like Tiffany who try to cheat their way to victory by counting steps from activities that aren’t even steps. We don’t tolerate cheating here, so be prepared to step up and play fair!
So come join our server, where the competition is fierce and the steps are plenty. Who knows, you may just end up stepping your way to victory and a shiny new Apple Watch!
we got rocks that are so old, they make ur grandma look like a spring chicken! and get this, they were damaged by scientists! like, what were they even doing? probably trying to make a potion that turns u into a chicken or something.
the inuit group had to close off access to these rocks cuz they were too powerful for mere mortals to handle. but guess what? we got access to them on our server! u can mine these ancient rocks and harness their power for urself.
so what r u waiting for? join us on this wild adventure and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers or something. no promises tho.
apparently, private equity investment in nursing homes led to, like, an 11% increase in patient deaths, but on this server, everyone is thriving and living their best blocky lives! join now and experience the ultimate healthcare access – through building epic structures and battling mobs like a total boss!
who needs private equity firms when you have a minecraft server that’s literally saving lives? come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! #blockyhealthcaregoals
