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  • Death Day Party

    Death Day Party
    join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

    we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

    imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

    plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

    so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

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  • BlockyLove Minecraft Server

    BlockyLove Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic ex-boyfriends like Carl ruining your vibe.

    Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.

    So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.

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  • Hydro Gap Adventures

    Hydro Gap Adventures
    lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens.

    if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player who forgot to bring torches. we have epic build battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt.

    so come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server this side of the nether. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • 7DaystoDieFunLand

    7DaystoDieFunLand
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of death in just 7 days! Join us for a wild ride as you build, mine, and survive your way through the ultimate countdown challenge.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the only way to cheat death is to find the legendary diamond sword hidden somewhere in the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its power and save yourself from certain doom?

    Join now for a chance to defy fate, make new friends, and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to outsmart death itself!

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  • MidlifeMinecraftSMP

    MidlifeMinecraftSMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found the other day. It’s like a magical land where you can build epic castles, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle. I was just mining for diamonds one day when I stumbled upon this server and my life was forever changed.

    The best part is, the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have this secret underwater base where they hold epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. It’s like a rave under the sea, man.

    And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond sword hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. I heard one guy wished for a lifetime supply of pizza and now he’s living his best life, just munching on pepperoni slices all day long.

    So, if you’re feeling like you’re stuck in a mid-life crisis and need a break from reality, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP server. Who knows, you might just find your inner child again and become the ultimate block-building warrior. See you there, bro!

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  • DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

    DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP
    OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

    And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

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  • NieceNoHomeAllowedMC

    NieceNoHomeAllowedMC
    Are you tired of dealing with sensitive nieces who turn everything into a gender identity crisis? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and leave behind the lectures about gender every time you laugh and say “oh boy” without thinking. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and explore without fear of being called transphobic by your own family members.

    Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time in the virtual world. Join now and leave the real world behind – where even your niece’s social media shaming can’t touch you!

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  • NephewCraft: Gay Agenda Edition

    NephewCraft: Gay Agenda Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Liv’s accusations? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to bond over Taylor Swift with your nephew and turn him gay, just like Liv fears! Our server is the perfect place to embrace your feminine interests and confuse boys with Taylor Swift music. Who knows, maybe you’ll become a “wannabe gay icon” too! Don’t miss out on the drama and family arguments, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join now and let the gay agenda take over!

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  • SelfTruthsSMP

    SelfTruthsSMP
    Yo, so like, if you’re tired of boring ol’ SMPs where everyone is just mining and building, then you gotta join our server, bro! We got llamas that can talk, a secret underground disco party, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with a chicken riding a pig. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. So come on, what’s a truth about yourself that you don’t like? Join our wacky and wild SMP today and let your inner derp shine!

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  • FutureFiasco Minecraft SMP

    FutureFiasco Minecraft SMP
    Bro, lemme tell you, the best way to cope with the future is by joining this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, we got crazier than a creeper on caffeine up in here. You wanna escape the uncertainty of the real world? Come join us where the only uncertainty is whether you’ll get blown up by a TNT trap or fall into a pit of lava.

    We got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure, we even got a group of players who communicate solely in pig Latin. It’s wild, man.

    And don’t even get me started on the drama. We’ve had alliances formed and broken in the span of a single day, we’ve had players betray each other for a stack of emeralds, we’ve even had a whole war break out over who gets to control the chicken farm.

    So if you’re looking for a way to escape the uncertainty of the future, come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good.

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