With over 40 missed calls and a case of mistaken identity, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the madness firsthand on our server?
So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to verify who you’re talking to before things get too out of hand. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you on our Minecraft server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the most epic builder in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it that he once built an entire castle using only one hand while blindfolded. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a build-off and maybe even earn his respect (if you’re lucky).
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night at midnight? Yeah, that’s right. We’ve got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and creepers dropping sick beats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss, my friend.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, blockheads!
Experience the thrill of trying to decipher unclear instructions from players with strong accents, just like the nurse in the story. Can you hold your virtual breast out of the way or will you end up in tears like our storyteller?
But that’s not all! Test your hearing (or lack thereof) as you try to follow directions in a chaotic environment. Will you admit to your hearing problem or keep it a secret like our protagonist?
Join us for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and communication skills. Who knew a mammogram could inspire such a wacky server concept? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!
And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.
Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join forces with them to create the most delicious and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of our server’s ocean. Dive deep and claim your riches, but watch out for the giant squid who guards the loot!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a chance to find love, build bacon masterpieces, and uncover hidden treasures. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
We’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And if that ain’t enough to tickle your fancy, how about this – every player gets their own personal llama butler to fetch them snacks while they’re building their epic castles.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And the only way to find it is by riding a pig through a maze of lava pits while wearing a chicken suit.
So what are you waiting for, ya big chicken? Join our Minecraft server now and let the shenanigans begin!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just be careful not to wake up the creepers with your sick dance moves!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying llama roller coaster? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (or terror, depending on how much you love llamas).
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks at the disco club). Who needs reality when you’ve got Essex and flying llamas, am I right?
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the day. Get your groove on with other players and show off your best dance moves – just watch out for the creeper DJ who likes to drop explosive beats!
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember to bring your best accents and dance moves – it’s going to be a wild ride!
I-Derp is a newly released faction server. I-Derp has Ranks and will soon have Hunger-Games.
Iderpserver.mcph.co:35079
Amazing prison server, earn your way out of the prison by working in the mines! Sell your items to gain in game money to rank up!!!!
Come join us to take part in insanely epic PvP battles in our PvP arena!
Don’t feel like PvPing? That’s ok, after you’re out of prison, Go venture out into the world and build a sexy stone brick house.
Come build the BIGGEST faction to take other factions down!!
Raid and Griefing Is allowed in the free world
Want to fight without noobs getting in the way?! Have private faction on faction PvP battles in our PvP arena!
play.jailcraftmc.com
MithrandirCraft (play.mithrandircraft.es) is one of the pioneering Spanish servers, and open 24/7, without interruption since Spring 2012.
– Survival. – RPG – Minigames: Paintball…
www.mithrandircraft.es
play.mithrandircraft.es
AgonCraft is a hybrid between an RPG server and a Towny server. We’ve got loads of cool features like custom mobs, in-game dungeons and minigames that give you rewards to buy sweet ingame items like wands and legendary armors. We also have a team of in-house developers always working to provide our players with new content. Another feature is our custom-made one-of-a-kind world. Custom ore generations in every biome and plenty of secrets to find! See you in game!
mc.agoncraft.net
-Pets and DisguiseCraft -Sittable chairs! -Custom sounds on leave, join, teleport, combat and chat! -BowSpleef -No melting ice or snow -WorldEdit -No dissapearing leaves -No fire spread, so fireplaces are completely safe to use -Lava doesn’t cause fire -No griefing mobs, enderman don’t grief, creepers don’t explode, Withers disabled -No TnT -No splash potions or exp bottles to prevent people annoying you
Build.MonkeyGamesMC.com
Welcome to UltimateMC! we are a awesome minecraft server that is looking for staff! We have awesome staff! No Lag! PVP/Raid! So come on and have some fun!
198.23.157.109
Join us at play.pokeplanet.net Teamspeak 3 ts3.pokeplanet.net Get pixelmon at pixelmonmod.com/downloads
play.pokeplanet.net
This is an awesome minecraft server with survival and creative mode! We are friendly and love our players! We are not that many humans on the server so you could join us on our trip to the moon! or if you’re an alien you can also join the server, it doesn’t matter if you’re a human, alien, dog or cat. We have friendly staff and a website for you members! If you’re joining today you could be our 100th member on the server! so pull up your pants and come to our server!
Minecraft.surfburken.se
Join. Build. BUILDFREEKS!
We have everything you need and more to build anything you want. It’s no wonder why we are everyone’s favorite WorldEdit server!
mc.buildfreeks.com
