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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6890 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 3853 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.