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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8851 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 200 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!
