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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 8031 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
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