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CraftyCurves Minecraft Server

aita, career, CraftyCurves, creepy, FANFICS, Girlfriend, Graphic tees, Harmless, HOODIES, joy, JRPGs, lying.., medication, messed up, Minecraft, overweight, Plus Size Clothes, professional attire, Server, Slippery slope, Style phase, weight gain, Work colleague

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my partner’s reaction to oversized shirts? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all sizes and shapes! Whether you’re a skinny legend or a thicc boi, we’ve got a spot for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through pixelated worlds and build the most outrageous structures. Need a break from the chaos? Just grab a 2XL hoodie and chill in style, just like my partner does!

Forget about the haters who think our server is “creepy and sick”, because we’re all about spreading joy and having a blast. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own oversized tee to rock while taking down creepers and building castles. See you there!

Name Change Shenanigans

abandonment, Apology, Argument, baby’s name, CHANGE, Cheating, family tradition, father in-law, Granddaughter, grandson, levelheaded, Marriage, mental health, miscarriage, Nickname, postpartum, reconciliation, relationship, Rift, Shenanigans, son’s name, tradition

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	169
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Votes:	8570	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget about your own problems.

Witness the epic saga of a wife and husband dealing with a meddling father-in-law who thinks the husband is going to cheat. Will they reconcile? Will the baby ever get his name back? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of changing a baby’s name in the midst of family turmoil. Will the in-laws ever forgive the husband for suggesting it? Will the baby grow up confused about his identity? Only on our server, where the stakes are higher than ever!

Join now for a wild ride of name changes, miscarriages, and family feuds that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the drama, join today!

PuppyPleasure Minecraft Server

attention-grabbing dog names, attention-seeking dog names, bold dog names, boundary-pushing dog names, controversial dog names, creative dog names, daring dog names, edgy dog names, funny dog names, Minecraft, offbeat dog names, one-of-a-kind dog names, original dog names, outrageous dog names, provocative dog names, PuppyPleasure, quirky dog names, Server, standout dog names, striking dog names, unconventional dog names, unique dog names, unusual dog names

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	986	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6641	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mines Excavated:	3107

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things ridiculous and outrageous!

Join us if you want to see dogs with names like Sir Barksalot or Princess Piddlepants roaming around the server. Our community is filled with players who love to push the boundaries of creativity and silliness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doggy Disco, where players can dance the night away with their furry friends to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dog doing the moonwalk!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushDetector

Body language, covert signs, CraftyCrushDetector, crush behavior, flirting signals, hidden emotions, hidden signs of interest, Love gestures, nonverbal cues, romantic interest, secret admirer, signs of attraction, silent communication, subconscious actions, subtle hints, unexpressed affection, unnoticeable hints, unsaid giveaways, unspoken chemistry, unspoken desires, unspoken feelings

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Chimeras Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the love-struck players out there!

Join our server if you want to uncover the unsaid giveaways that someone is into you. From building heart-shaped structures to leaving secret messages in the chat, our players are always finding creative ways to show their affection.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find a rare diamond block in the shape of a heart, your crush will instantly fall head over heels for you. And if you’re really lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden love potion that will make you irresistible to everyone on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience love in a whole new way…through the pixelated world of Minecraft!

ChinaCraft: Monster Ship Minecraft Server

Anchors, Asia-Pacific region, China, Chinacraft, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime law, military maneuvers, Minecraft, Monster, monster ship, naval activities, naval presence, News, Philippine coast guard, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Ship, South China Sea, territorial claims, territorial dispute

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	144
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	11

come join our minecraft server where we have giant ships like the one china is anchoring in the south china sea, but ours are even BIGGER and BETTER. sail the high seas with your friends and battle sea monsters that make the kraken look like a goldfish. the philippine coast guard is even impressed by our epic ships, that’s how you know it’s legit. so hop on board and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional sea monster).

CraftyCommies

arms industry, arms race, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense industry, defense sector, defense spending, Geopolitics, global politics, INCREASE, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military technology, Report, russia, sanctions impact, weapons production, Western sanctions

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Farms Harvested:	131	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more weapons than russia! we got diamond swords that shoot fireballs, creepers that explode glitter, and pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter.

our server is so lit, even putin would be jealous. we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant robots that protect our land, and a roller coaster that takes you to the moon.

forget about western sanctions, on our server, we thrive on chaos and destruction. join us and become the ultimate weapon master in the minecraft world. because here, the only limit is your imagination.

TartanStripedCraft

creative pranks, DIY pranks, funny pranks, future inventions, humor, paint hoax, paint humor, paint innovation, paint jokes, paint pranks, paint technology, Practical Jokes, prank, striped design, striped paint, striped pattern, tartan design, tartan paint, tartan pattern, TartanStripedCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8941	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

WeatherWizards Minecraft Server

bbc news, climate change, conspiracy theories, Manipulation, meteorology, Minecraft, Server, UK Government, UK weather, weather control, weather control theories, weather data, weather forecasting, Weather manipulation, weather manipulation theories, weather modification, weather patterns, weather research, weather science, weather systems, weather technology, WeatherWizards

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your life!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. Can you out-dance the legendary ghostly figure?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant disco ball, and players must boogie their way to victory to earn exclusive rewards. It’s like a rave, but with pixelated blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

ScoredCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, Apologize.., Competition, Defense, football, France, Goal, History, International, match, Minecraft, Offense, Players, pride, ScoredCraft, scoring, Server, skill, Soccer, sports, TEAM, Tournament, Victory

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of dirt block? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by a friendly dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land giving out enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor to lucky players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the world, Mount TNT, where every step could lead to explosive surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

SisBdayGiftDrama

birthday gift, family communication, family conflict, family disappointment, family dynamics, family expectations, family forgiveness, Family Values, favoritism, sibling betrayal, sibling bullying, sibling conflict, sibling discipline, sibling jealousy, sibling loyalty., sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Siblings, SisBdayGiftDrama

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	188
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Animals Bred:	146	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate drama and chaos that comes with having two younger sisters like Ava and Rhea.

Ava, the master prankster, will keep you on your toes with her devious tricks and schemes. From hiding your precious items to sabotaging your builds, she’s always up to something mischievous. But don’t worry, Rhea is there to balance things out with her sweet and caring nature.

Watch out for Ava’s epic trolling skills, like the time she deleted an entire finished essay just for fun. And let’s not forget the time she spilled water all over someone’s assignment sheet – classic Ava move!

But the real kicker? Ava outing Rhea as a lesbian before she was ready to come out. Talk about sibling betrayal! Can you navigate the drama and chaos of this dysfunctional family dynamic?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Will you choose to forgive and forget like the parents expect, or will you hold a grudge like our protagonist? The choice is yours, but remember – in this world, anything can happen!