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Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

bathroom humor, dirty job, dirty work, Employee, employment, FACTORY, factory job, factory jokes, funny, funny job, gross job, humor, Job, job jokes, Minecraft, Poop, poop factory, poop jokes, smelly job, smelly work, smp, stinky job, work, work humor, work jokes

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

CraftyCouple, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family photos, family traditions, guest list, Minecraft, plus one, seating arrangements, Server, sibling relationships, table arrangements, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette for guests, wedding etiquette rules, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding guests, wedding planning, wedding planning stress, wedding planning tips, wedding seating

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Votes:	4338
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

aita, begged, BELIEF, christmas, custody order, customs, decision, Drama, family, GOD, Halloween, holidays, pressured, Religion, Religious, religious days, Respect, StepFamCraft, stepfamily, Unhappy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	936636	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1900	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

HoleyUndiesNoProbMinecraft, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

YouthfulMinecraftFun

“Youth, Abilities, activities, aging, aging process, capabilities, changes, childhood memories, growing up, hobbies, LIMITATIONS, Nostalgia, past experiences, pastimes, physical abilities, physical limitations, Reminiscing, restrictions, YouthfulMinecraftFun

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	152

Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

HamasTunnelCrawl

Conflict, controversy, current events, gaza, Graffiti, Hamas, HamasTunnelCrawl, London, Maps, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, protest, public transportation, rape tunnels, Subway, Terrorism, Transportation, uk, Underground, Vandalism

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Animals Bred:	128
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Star Shards Collected:	205	Buildings Constructed:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Votes:	6988	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Love Quest Minecraft Server

emotional investment, giving love, love, love and balance, love and commitment, Love And Communication, love and effort, love and emotions, love and expectations, love and fulfillment, love and reciprocity, love and relationships, love and satisfaction, love and trust, Love And Understanding, love and vulnerability, love reciprocation, Minecraft, point of love, Quest, receiving love, Server, unrequited love

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Farms Harvested:	880	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, amusing, color change, color swap, Creative, FANTASY, funny, Green.., haha, humor, hypothetical scenario, imagination, Imagine, Map, map alteration, mind game, Minecraft, playful, red, smp, visual change, what if, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

License2Craft Minecraft Server

background check, Boundaries, Drivers license, family dynamics, family opinions, financial reasons, future mother in law, health concerns, Health Insurance, health issues, License2Craft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationship boundaries, respecting privacy, Server, WIBTA, work sabbatical

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Are you tired of dealing with nosy future in-laws who think they have a right to your personal information? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where your privacy is respected and your driver’s license is safe from prying eyes!

We offer a safe haven for those who are tired of being interrogated by their future mother-in-law about their past. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about invasive background checks or judgmental family members.

Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what adventures await you!

So come on down to our server and leave your driver’s license worries behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

accusations, best friend involvement, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, cancelled surprise trip, cheating accusations, hurt feelings, lack of communication, lack of trust, lack of understanding, marriage counseling, marriage problems, overreaction, rebooking trip, secret planning, suspicion, tracking movements, trust issues, unexpected betrayal, WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where trust is never an issue! Unlike some spouses, we won’t track your every move or accuse you of cheating just for planning a surprise trip. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life craziness behind. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife’s best friend will be on your side! Join now and leave the accusations at the door.