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NoMoreBoozeCashCow

addiction, alcohol, Decision making, discipline, financial freedom, financial incentive, habits, health, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, long term benefits, MONEY, motivation, NoMoreBoozeCashCow, personal challenge, Rewards, self improvement, self-control, Sobriety, temptation, wellness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Secret Passages Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2601
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

GazaBlinkenCraft

blinken, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, GazaBlinkenCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	320	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6279
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Animals Bred:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	1119	Players Killed by Monsters:	1118
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	330520	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Votes:	7455
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Star Shards Collected:	280	Zombie Dances:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4602
Void Armor Forged:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!

RulezRidiculousMC

childhood authority, childhood chores, childhood curfews, childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood guidelines, childhood independence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood obedience, childhood punishments, childhood regulations, childhood restrictions, childhood rules, funny rules, parental control, parental rules, ridiculous rules, RulezRidiculousMC, silly rules, strict parents

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Farms Harvested:	140	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Void Gems Collected:	26	Emeralds Found:	9488
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Remember when your parents made you eat your vegetables before you could have dessert? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only way you can mine diamonds is if you first build a giant statue of a carrot in the sky! That’s right, on our server, we believe in the power of veggies to fuel your mining adventures.

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every time you defeat a creeper, you have to do a victory dance in real life and post a video of it in the server chat. It’s like a virtual dance party every time you survive an explosion!

And if you’re looking for some extra challenge, try our special “Lava Parkour” course where you have to jump from one tiny platform to another over a sea of lava. It’s like playing hot lava in real life, but without the risk of actually burning your feet!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Who knows, you might just discover that the most ridiculous rules can lead to the most epic adventures!

PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

Adventures, brain function, brain-gut connection, cognitive enhancement, gut health, gut-brain axis, GutBrain, holistic health, mental health, microbial mindscapes, Microbiome, microbiota-gut-brain axis, mind over matter, mind-body connection, neurochemistry, neuroscience, pharmacological research, psychedelic compounds, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, psychopharmacology, serotonin receptors

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Votes:	3477	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?

BoomShackMC Server

90s music, Apache Indian, Boom Shack-A-Lak, Boom Shack-A-Lak lyrics, BoomShackMC, British Asian, British Indian, British reggae, classic hits, dance music, Dancehall, feel-good music, fusion music, High energy songs, indian music, party anthem, Ragga music, Reggae, Server, Stereo, top chart, UK Music

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a wild west town mixed with a futuristic space station, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing Apache Indians who will teach you the ancient art of Boom Shack-A-Lak, a secret dance that will unlock hidden treasures and power-ups in the game. But be warned, if you don’t dance well enough, you might anger the gods of Minecraft and face their wrath!

Explore our server and you’ll find hidden caves filled with glittering diamonds, but watch out for the giant chickens guarding them – they’re not your average farm animals! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco dungeon, where skeletons and zombies boogie down to funky beats.

But the real reason to join our server? The epic PvP battles that take place every night under the glow of a neon moon. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with traps and obstacles, and prove once and for all that you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!