HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

BattleOfDerpCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2609
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	49	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8315	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CaveManNoPantsMC

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	66	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6457
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

ToiletTraining101

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyIranRetaliationFun

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs iran!!! we got players attacking from ALL fronts within DAYS!!! u gotta be ready to defend ur base like never before, cuz the stakes are high and the explosions are LOUD!!! come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown on our server!!! #minecraftmadness #crazycrafting #explosivebattles

LoafCraft: Get Buttered with the Best Vanilla Bread SMP Server Around!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

BreadCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Hello! Are you looking for a small, friendly survival SMP for builders and content creators? If so, you’ve come to the right place. BreadCraft is an application-based economy SMP. It was created as a haven for builders and content creators to play worry-free of any griefing. We have Vanilla Tweaks player head drops and Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+

Application:

Apply here

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join BreadCraft?	To join BreadCraft, you must first fill out an application form. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.
Is griefing allowed on BreadCraft?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on BreadCraft. We aim to provide a safe and friendly environment for all players.
What are Vanilla Tweaks player head drops?	Vanilla Tweaks player head drops allow players to collect the heads of other players or mobs as a rare drop.
Can I use mods on BreadCraft?	We have a list of approved mods that can be used on BreadCraft. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

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