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Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

Altered Reality, altered state, awake, Being, Consciousness, dreamlike state, enter, FATIGUE, insomnia, mental state, Minecraft, Mode, new mode, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, sleeplessness consequences, sleeplessness effects, sleeplessness symptoms, sleeplessness treatment, smp, stay, stay awake, Transcendence

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

ADVANTAGE, Awareness, Development, education, empowerment, hindsight, INFORMATION, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, opportunity, personal growth, perspective, Preparation, Reflection, self improvement, success, teen years, TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP, wisdom

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

CheeseburgerCraft

Cheat Meal, CheeseburgerCraft, comfort food, comfort meal, crave, DELICIOUS, diet, diet cheat meal, diet splurge, fast food, fast food addiction, fast food cravings, Favorite, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, satisfying, temptation, Treat, Unhealthy

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

EmoCraft: No Care Taking

care, EmoCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

Beautiful, CONFIDENT, culture, Diversity, Empowered, ethnicity, family, female, heritage, Hispanic, Identity, Language, Latin American, latina, Minecraft, Proud, Queen, Server, she’s latina, Spanish, STRONG, Traditions, WOMAN

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Crops Grown:	5421
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchantments Applied:	295

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

bug, Caution, corrupt admins, Cyber Security, Dive, Dungeon, full, full dive VR, Game, Gaming, glitch, guys, immersive experience, logout button, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mystery, mystery dungeon game, nope, online gaming, Play, player safety, private servers, role-playing game, smp, Technology, trapped ingame, virtual reality, virtual world, weird mods

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Communication, Explaining, Frustration, Minecraft, Misconception, NoobsDontDigStraightDown, patience, repeating, smp, tired, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Star Shards Collected:	70	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

MinecraftAfterDark

adult humor, animated, cartoon, Clever, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden message, humor, humor for adults, inappropriate, JOKE, kids show, mature content, MinecraftAfterDark, NSFW, RISQUE, Suggestive, television, Witty

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Farms Harvested:	754
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Animals Bred:	116	Ores Mined:	4264
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

Baltic states, current events, Democracy, democracy in action, eastern europe, election results, electoral system, general election, Government, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, News, political change, political leadership, political parties, Political process, Politics, progressive, Social Democrats, SocialDemSlay90, voter turnout, Voting

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

BLOCK, blood pressure, Cancer, cardiovascular disease, dementia, Edition, environmental impact, hazard, health, health implications, health risks, heart attacks, Party, Plastic, plastic bottle dangers, plastic bottle health risks, plastic bottle usage, plastic bottles, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, plastic toxins, plastic waste, public health concerns, research findings, single-use plastics, strokes

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!