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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3728 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 8087 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Wall of Shame,” where we display all the players who have dared to build anything remotely progressive. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Freedom Fest,” where we celebrate our right to bear pickaxes and mine for freedom!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that takes conservatism to a whole new level, then join us and become a part of the most patriotic community in the blocky world! Just remember, no socialism allowed here – only capitalism and creeper explosions!