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MoonshineMC

Adventure, Community, Craft, Economy, Empires, Forge, friendly competition, Fun, grinding economy, Jobs, Markets, player-driven shops, Playerbase, progress, PvP, Staff, Survival, TEAM, TOWN, Towny, Townysurvival, Trade, Trade routes, Wars, wealth, Wilderness

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	452098
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Crave a Sip of Adventure? Welcome to MoonshineMC!

MoonshineMC is a towny server where you can forge your own path! Build a thriving town, team up with friends to create empires, or explore the wilderness the choice is yours!

Here’s a taste of what MoonshineMC offers:

trade, and build your wealth

Ready to take a swig of fun?

Join MoonshineMC today! play.moonshinemc.xyz

play.moonshinemc.xyz

Get ready to prosper in a world of chaos and hilarity – no whitelist, just laughter and mayhem! Join our vanilla shenanigans now!

anarchy server, build projects, Chaos, Community, dedicated players, discord server, games, Griefers, hackers, Hilarity, ideals, interests, Join, Laughter, Mature, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Players, Prosper, Ready, respectful, rules, shared interest, Shenanigans, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Votes:	3820
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a thriving community that has stuck together for the past few years with a shared interest in Minecraft and other games.
Community	Active Discord server promoting playing various games with community members.
Rules	Respectful behavior is a must. No hackers or griefers allowed.
Join Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Q: Can I join the Minecraft server without joining the Discord?

A: No, all members must join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any major build projects on the server?

A: Yes, there are major build projects underway all the time.

Q: What is the community like on the server?

A: The community is friendly and mature, with a focus on building a strong community of dedicated players.

Q: What kind of behavior is not tolerated on the server?

A: Disrespectful behavior, hacking, and griefing are not allowed.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

affordability, Budget, comparison, cost, cuisine, culture, Dining, dining out, expensive, Food, Gourmet, indulgence, International, luxury, Meal, Minecraft, norway, pizza, Pizzacraft, price, Restaurant, Server, Value

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Towns Built:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Tired of paying ridiculous prices for pizza in Norway? Come join our Minecraft server where pizza is not only free, but it rains down from the sky in a never-ending shower of cheesy goodness! Our server is so magical, even the creepers can’t resist taking a bite out of our delicious pixelated pies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret pizza dungeon hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted the power to summon an army of pizza-loving pandas to do your bidding. So why waste your money on overpriced pizza when you can join us and feast like a king for free? See you in the pizza paradise!

GuerillaCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodline, chances, contract, Future, Guerilla Tactics, GuerillaCraft, Hikuleo, JADO, jump ship, Minecraft, miss, negotiations, Pay, professional wrestling, RIGHTS, Server, speculation, Sports Entertainment, Tactics, tag team, tfw, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	196
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive guerilla tactics and WWE drama!

Picture this: Hikuleo and Jado, two wrestling superstars, decide to leave their old server and join our bloodline. WWE is so impressed by their move that they decide to pay for the rights to our server! That’s right, you could be playing on a server endorsed by the wrestling giants themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From battling giant creepers to riding pigs into battle, you never know what will happen next. So why wait? Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

DoublePrice Minecraft Server

Apology, artisan, assholetax, Axes, Behavior, blacksmith, Crafting, Craftsmanship, double price, DoublePrice, FatShaming, Fine, haggling, Handmade, knives, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friend, Offense, original asking price, Pricing, SELLING, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where blacksmiths reign supreme and knives and axes are crafted with love and care. Picture yourself as a master blacksmith, creating beautiful weapons that are way too stunning to be scrapped. But beware, hagglers beware! If you try to negotiate prices with us, be prepared to face the wrath of the “assholetax”. That’s right, we don’t take kindly to rude behavior here.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy situation like the one described above. And remember, on our server, anything goes – even doubling prices just to teach someone a lesson. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoCatNoGrubMC

Cats, delulu, dinner etiquette, dinner party, Friends, friendship, high school mean girl, hot girl books, hot girl walks, IG stories, Le Creuset cookware, NoCatNoGrubMC, not inviting, one-on-one time, pet allergies, Pets, pineapple on pizza, raisins in cookies, social gatherings, social media, trust issues

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Alien Abductions:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of cat companionship while cooking? Look no further! Our server is so cat-friendly, even your feline friends will have their own stools to sit on while watching you craft your culinary masterpieces. And don’t worry, we have a strict no-counter policy for our cats – they know better than to get near the food!

But beware of “friends” like Rose who might judge you for your cat-loving ways. We don’t tolerate any puke face emojis or judgmental comments about our furry companions here. And if you’re worried about inviting Rose to our server, don’t be! We don’t let anyone with a “no cats in the house” policy join our epic Minecraft adventures.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only high school mean girl vibes you’ll find are from players like Rose who just can’t handle our cat-loving, Le Creuset-cooking, fun-having community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our virtual world.

DateCraft Minecraft Server

30 year old, bad looks, building connections, Companionship, Confidence, DateCraft, DATING, dating advice, Emotional support, finding love, improving appearance, lonely, love, Minecraft, overcoming loneliness, personal growth, relationship, seeking partnership, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, Social Skills

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Animals Bred:	43	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you a lonely 30-year-old with bad looks who’s tired of being single? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and zombies. Who needs Tinder when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle with your new boo? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who rage-quit after losing all their loot. Will you be the one to finally put their spirit to rest? Join now and let the adventure begin!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

Aerial Reconnaissance, Black sea, Conflict, Crimea, Crisis, eastern europe, Espionage, Front Row Seat, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Latest Wave, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile strikes, MissileMayhem, national security, Server, Spy Plane, Surveillance, UKRAINIAN, US

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9386	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	5024	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	116	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging missile strikes in crimea just like a US spy plane! u will feel the adrenaline rush as u build ur base and try to survive the chaos of war! who needs boring old survival mode when u can have real life danger in ur face?! join now for the most intense gaming experience of ur life! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for all new players? yeah, we got cake. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

PantsirPulverizer

anti aircraft, Blasting, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, Geopolitics, HIMARS, international relations, Military, military technology, Missile System, Multimillion-Dollar, Pantsir-S1, PantsirPulverizer, Reports, Russian, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we be blastin’ multimillion-dollar Russian Pantsir-S1 missile systems with HIMARS like it’s nobody’s business! we be takin’ PvP to a whole ‘nother level, ain’t no chill in this server, just pure chaos and destruction! come join us if u wanna witness some epic battles and see some insane explosions, it’s gonna be lit AF! ain’t no other server like this, so come on and join the madness! let’s show those Russian Pantsir-S1 missile systems who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoTextbookRealWorld

Academia, adaptation, application, Challenges, critical thinking, education, Experience, growth, INFORMATION, knowledge, learning, life lessons, NoTextbookRealWorld, Practicality, Preparation, Real World, Resources, self improvement, Skills, studying, textbooks

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2023
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

lol this server is like the real world but with no textbooks!! u can run around and mine blocks and build stuff without any boring books telling u what to do. join us if u wanna escape the textbook life and live in a world where the only rules are the ones u make up!! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of evil chickens. u gotta join to find out if it’s true!! come on, what are u waiting for?? let’s get crafting!!