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Git Gud & Get Rich Minecraft Server

depression, emotional detachment, emotional well being, GIT, GUD, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, neediness, personal growth, relationships, Rich, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reliance, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-fulfillment, Server, Weakness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of feeling the pressure to be in a relationship? Do you just want to focus on yourself and your own pleasure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let go of all those pesky romantic feelings.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone else. Need to release some stress? Just mine some diamonds and let it all out. No need for a girlfriend when you’ve got all the resources you need right at your fingertips.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to those pesky romantic feelings. Who needs love when you’ve got Minecraft?

Pixel Booty: Where One Piece Girls Rule & Creepers Drool

action, Adventure, Anime, attractive, beauty, BOOTY, comedy, CREEPERS, Drool, Empowering, FANTASY, Female Characters, Girls, japanese, long trail, Manga, one piece, Piece, Pirates, PIXEL, Popular, rule, Sexiest, SHONEN, Strong Women

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the hottest One Piece girls in all of Shonen anime. That’s right, you can build and mine while surrounded by the sexiest ladies from the high seas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this insane story: Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for lurking in the shadows are creepers dressed as pirates ready to steal your loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Blockheads: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

African Americans, Bigotry, Blockheads, Crafty, CREEPERS, derogatory language, discrimination, divisive language, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, intolerance, KICKED, offensive language, prejudice, racial hatred, racial injustice, racial slur, racial tension, racism, Social Issues, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries behind. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns decided to make this server their home. They pranced around, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere they went. But then, the evil NIGGERS came along and tried to ruin the fun. So, the unicorns used their powers to banish them back to Africa where they belong. And that’s how this server became a safe haven for all who seek adventure and laughter. So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just leave your N-words at the door, please.

ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

bank account, blocky, Citizens, citizenship, CREEPERS, expat community., expat life, financial investment, foreign residency, immigration, Join, Latin America, legal residency, living abroad, Paradise, Paraguay, Paraguayan citizenship, ParaguayCraft, Permanent, permanent residency, Relocation, residency by investment, residency permit, residency process, residency requirements, south america, Visa

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	257
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends

ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, Legends, lig, McCraftface, net fans, Noobs, OC material, Oshi, Pros, Shill, Space Cat Edition, Stream, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further than our Space Cat Edition server! Why join, you ask? Because we have a special thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew?

And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.

And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.

Previous Thread: Don’t miss out on the fun! Join now and become a part of our wacky Space Cat Edition Minecraft server community.

CraftyControllerCraft – Where even your PlayStation controller can’t resist joining the fun!

battery life issues, console gaming, controller, controller design, CraftyControllerCraft, D pad functionality, Fun, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming peripherals, gyroscope technology, JOINING, modern controllers, no gyroscope, no trigger buttons, PlayStation, PlayStation controller, Resist, Shit battery life, Shit D pad, Switch Pro Controller, trigger buttons, Uses AA batteries, video games, xbox controller

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crappy controllers on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have controllers that will blow your mind! Our PlayStation controller has a battery life that lasts longer than a diamond pickaxe, our Xbox controller uses AA batteries that are actually made of enchanted diamonds, and our Switch Pro Controller has a D pad so precise, you’ll be able to build a pixel-perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower!

Join our server and experience the joy of gaming with controllers that will make you question why you ever settled for less. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even find a controller that can summon a herd of creepers to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let the controller madness begin!

Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

Alabama, America, BIRMINGHAM, Cities, Creeperville, crime, Explanation, governor, Louisiana, memphis, Mississippi, Missouri, mobs, New Orleans, POL, Politics, red states, Republican states, Safer, soft on crime, St.Louis, state legislature, tennessee, Top, TOP 5, violence, violent

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

Adversity, anger, Community Resources, CREEPERS, difficult situation, evicted, Eviction, EvictionCraft, financial hardship, Frustration, Homeless, Housing, housing assistance, housing crisis, injustice, instability, Options, Report, stress, Struggling, support needed, uncertainty, unfair treatment, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!