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Kino In-Spite Minecraft SMP

Apprentice, artistic choice, baldness, behaviour, Darth Vader, Deals, exaggerated, film stock, FILTERS, Funeral, Genetic, Hypocrite, inspite, Kino, liposuction, mentor, Minecraft, narrative thesis, outlandish, Roy Cohn, savage state of nature, smp, subjective truth, trump, winning, wordplay

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will make you want to jump right in!

Picture this: Trump and Roy Cohn as master and apprentice, but in Minecraft form. Trump starts off as a noob, but thanks to Roy’s teachings, he becomes the ultimate shark in the game. And just like in the movie, Roy mysteriously disappears halfway through, only to show up later dying of Minecraft AIDS. Trump, being the savage he is, abandons him immediately. Talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Imagine a scene where Roy Cohn’s funeral is happening while Trump is getting liposuctioned and having a scalp reduction to hide his baldness. It’s like a Minecraft version of Darth Vader’s funeral, but way more epic.

And let’s not forget about the insane wordplay and belief in doing anything to win. Truth is just a lower case word, subjective and up for grabs. It’s a savage state of nature in this Minecraft world, where only the most ruthless players come out on top.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and epic Minecraft battles, then join our SMP now! Who needs accuracy when you have this much fun? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Creeper’s Corner Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchantments Applied:	257	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3969	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Get ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Our players are so wild, they once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! But that’s not all, our community is so crazy that one time, someone dressed up as a creeper and tried to blow up the entire server – luckily, they only managed to blow up their own house! If you’re looking for non-stop laughs and epic fails, then this is the place for you. Join us now and see just how degenerate things can get!

CEO’s Life Ruined Minecraft SMP

C-list, CEO, CEO erotica, ceos, Destroying, EMBARRASSING, EXPOSED, hilarious, INFORMATION, jerkwad, leaked, Life, likes, Minecraft, Personal, Private, Public, public life, reputation, right wing, ruined, scandal, scandalous, smp, tumblr

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9555	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can take down C-List CEOs in the most hilarious way possible? Join our server and uncover the scandalous secrets of these right-wing jerkwads! We’ve got CEOs who are into CEO erotica and we’re ready to expose their Tumblr likes to the world. Join us for some reputation-destroying fun and let’s ruin some public lives together! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Ugly Characters Minecraft Server

character design, Characters, cheer up, Classic Characters, Entertainment, escapism, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, iconic characters, lara croft, Minecraft, new vidya, Nostalgia, Server, strong female characters, Ugly, ugly characters, Video game characters, video games, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of looking at those blocky, pixelated characters in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can play as the one and only Lara Croft! That’s right, say goodbye to Steve and Alex, and hello to the ultimate badass tomb raider.

Join our server for the chance to explore ancient temples, battle evil villains, and raid tombs just like Lara herself. Who needs diamonds when you can find priceless artifacts and treasure instead?

So why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can channel your inner Lara Croft and embark on epic adventures? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Slavs Germs Nords Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, Cultural differences, cultural identity, demographics, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, European, geography, germs, heritage, History, Minecraft, Nationality, Nords, regional identity, slavs, smp, social perceptions, societal labels, Stereotypes, Western Europe

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	197
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve got a wild mix of slavs, germs, and nords running around causing chaos and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

Join us if you want to witness a slav riding a polar bear into battle against a germ riding a giant sausage. Or how about a nord building a castle made entirely out of meatballs? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server, known for your epic battles and insane builds. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Ancient Races Minecraft Server

#Finns, Ancestry, Ancient, ancient civilizations, arab, crackers, Devils, Extinct, greece, History, Korean, larp, man, meds, migrated, Migration, Minecraft, Mythology, oldest races, Original Finns, Races, Rome, Server, yakub spawn

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	6822	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	356921
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient history of the Korean and Finnish races! Did you know that original Finns looked like mediterranean or Arab people? It’s true! They either became extinct or traveled to establish Rome or Greece – talk about world domination! And those crackers who larp as them? Just spawn devils created by Yakub himself!

Join our server for a chance to uncover the secrets of these ancient civilizations and maybe even unlock hidden powers within yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the lost city of Atlantis while mining for diamonds! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Minecraft SMP – Western VTubers Thread

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	223	Meteorites Collected:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to the Brown Eyes Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground chicken fight club run by VTubers. Bet on your favorite feathered fighter and watch them peck their way to victory! – Our server is haunted by a ghostly Koikatsu card that roams the land, challenging players to duels with their customized characters. Will you be able to defeat the spooky specter? – The Ref Sheets are actually ancient scrolls that hold the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Collect them all and become the ultimate Minecraft master! – We have a Tiermaker challenge where players must rank their favorite VTubers in order to gain access to a secret realm filled with riches and rare loot. Choose wisely, or face the consequences! – And last but not least, our Cytube watchalong is a virtual movie night where players gather to watch the most bizarre and hilarious videos on the internet. Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt!

So come join us on the Brown Eyes Edition Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

RIP World Minecraft server

action, Behavior, Buildings, Community, Creative, fencing, freedom, Gaming, Groups, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, RIP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Greetings. This server was created to look at the behavior of players with complete freedom of action. On this server you can do anything from fencing to amazing buildings. The size of the world is 10k by 10k blocks, this limitation was created to encourage players to join groups. No privates or regions, the server is as vanilla as possible. Do whatever your heart desires on RIP World!

45.93.200.30:25590

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

appstore, Company, countdown, don quixote, download links, e.g.o, Ego, extractions, FAQs, Full-Stopped By A Bullet, general, General guide, google play, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Manager Of La Manchaland, Masquerade, merry go round, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Dreaming, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Steam, Target Extraction, tutorial, Useful resources, Walpurgisnacht, Yi Sang

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Dreaming and try to keep your sanity intact.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line for a trip through the Masquerade and the Merry Go Round, where things get even crazier. And don’t miss out on our upcoming event, The 5th Walpurgisnacht, where you’ll be dodging bullets left and right.

Looking for a challenge? Take on the target extraction missions, like taking down the Manager of La Manchaland or extracting the elusive Yi Sang. It’s a race against time and your own wits.

And remember, this server is tied to the lore of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect some serious spoilers. But hey, who needs a tutorial when you can just dive in headfirst and see what happens?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Download the game, strap in, and get ready for a rollercoaster of insanity. See you on the other side!

Arknights Endfield Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, arknights, children, controversial, dark fantasy, Death Stranding, Endfield, exploit, Factories, Final Fantasy 12, Gacha game, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile game, role playing, Sci Fi, smp, strategy, tactical rpg, waifus

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we combine the chaos of Death Stranding, the epicness of Final Fantasy 12, and the allure of waifus all in one place! But wait, there’s more – we also have a special feature where you can exploit children in factories!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and questionable ethics. Build your dream base, conquer epic dungeons, and maybe even find love with a waifu NPC. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Just watch out for those child labor laws… or not, we won’t judge!