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Celebrity Smackdown Minecraft Server

altercation, beating up, brawl, Celebrity, challenge, Competition, Conflict, dream scenario, Fame, fantasy fight, fortune, Justice, justification, million dollars, Minecraft, Payday, Prize money, Revenge, Server, showdown, SmackDown, Victory, winning money

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	258558
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Votes:	5640
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to win big is by beating up celebrities! Imagine winning $1,000,000 just for taking down your favorite Hollywood star in a virtual fight. Will you choose to duke it out with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson for his muscles of steel? Or maybe you’ll go head to head with Taylor Swift and her killer dance moves. The possibilities are endless on our server, where fame and fortune await those brave enough to take on the challenge. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start training for your shot at the jackpot!

CraftyQueers – No H8, Just Blocks

acceptance, blocks, CraftyQueers, culture, Diversity, Experience, friendship, Gay, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, love, Openness, personal growth, perspective, relationships, serious, Sexuality, society, Stereotypes, Straight.., Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	813	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is so fabulous, even straight guys are questioning their sexuality! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the gayest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your true rainbow-colored love in our pixelated paradise! So come on, join us and let your inner fabulousness shine!

HouthiHavoc Minecraft Server

crisis response, defense operation, Houthi rebels, HouthiHavoc, International intervention, maritime security, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, military rescue, Minecraft, naval conflict, naval defense, naval operations, naval rescue, naval support, naval warfare, rescue crew, rescue mission, Server, ship attack, U.S. naval forces, Yemen conflict

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Emeralds Found:	6001	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue crew from ships attacked by houthi rebels in a virtual world! sail the high seas and battle against evil rebels while building your own empire of blocks! why join? because we have dolphins that shoot lasers from their eyes and flying pigs that drop diamond blocks! plus, our staff are all trained navy seals who will protect you from any virtual danger. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCreeperzPeace

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperzPeace, de-escalation, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic solutions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, peace agreements, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	760	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	627200
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mines Excavated:	3256

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE AND PIGS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

COME JOIN US FOR THE EPIC BATTLE OF THE BLOCKS, WHERE YOU CAN FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS AND RIDE INTO BATTLE ON A GIANT CHICKEN!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT MADNESS LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

CatCraftMurderPractice

animal play, cat behavior, cat games, cat hunting, cat instincts, cat play, cat playtime, cat toys, CatCraftMurderPractice, domestic cats, feline behavior, hunting practice, murder practice, pet behavior, pet instincts, pet play, pet play behavior, pet playtime, playtime activities, predatory instincts, predatory play

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9753	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats are the rulers and they’re all, like, training to be ultimate murderers. like, they’re not just cute and fluffy, they’re actually plotting to take over the world. but, like, in a funny way, you know?

join our server and witness the chaos as cats roam around, sharpening their claws and plotting their next move. you’ll never look at your pet cat the same way again, man.

plus, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary catnip sword to defeat the evil cat overlords. it’s like, the most intense quest ever, dude.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of the cat revolution. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master cat assassin yourself. meow. 🐱🔪

ShroomCraft: Where Boomers Thrive

aging, Boomers, cognitive enhancement, cognitive functioning, depression relief, depressive symptoms, emotional well being, mental clarity, mental health, mental health benefits, mental health study, Mental Health Treatment, mood improvement, older individuals, psychedelic effects, psychedelic research, psychedelic substances, psychedelic therapy, psychedelic use, psychedelics, research, ShroomCraft, Thrive

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	5132	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

so like, if u wanna be smarter and happier, join our server cuz we got all the psychedelics u need to level up ur brain power! forget boring old school, come trip with us and become a minecraft genius! plus, we have a secret underground rave party every night where the blocks come alive and dance with u. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Welcome to Gapple Semi-Limpcore! No vanilla, just prizes and a side of Discord. Patch 1.20.4 included.

1.20.4, apocalypse datapack, BATS, Competition, Discord, Dragon.., Gapple, Hardcore, Herobrine, illusionist, Included, MEDUSA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nether, Patch, Prizes, PvE, rules, SemiLimpcore, Server, Side, skeleton, spawn ship, Survival, Uhc, Vanilla, zombie

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Towns Built:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE!
Ultra-Hardcore mining for 254 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters.
If you die… you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
Sundays at 12CT there is also a special Team Competition, going now for 220 weeks now.
Goal: Stay alive and earn the most points doing it.
Score: +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The Minecraft multi-player server IP is: gapple.mchost.pro
What is the direct IP if I prefer?	You can use the IP: 108.181.149.16:26998
What are the server rules?	– Play fair and friendly, no unfair advantages, no hacking or hacked clients.
What is the Apocalypse DataPack?	It includes various enhancements and changes to enemy behavior in the game world.
How do I join the Discord channel?	Use this invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, censorship prevention, content moderation, cuck threads, Digital Ethics, filter, gay porn, innovation, internet, internet regulation, machine learning, Minecraft, online content, online filtering, online safety, PixelPunch, Politics, privacy, Server, Technology

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1584	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride where AI filters out anything politics-related, cuck threads, and gay porn. Why? Because we believe in keeping things light, fun, and totally random!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary tale of the Blocky Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic beast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door!

FurryCraft Minecraft Server

all day, Furries, furry art, furry characters, furry community, furry fandom, furry lifestyle, Furrycraft, Gay, gay culture, gay identity, gay pride, gay relationships, goon, idk, LGBTQ, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, Lotsa bois, Minecraft, Online Community, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no one to goon to? Look no further, because our server is filled with lotsa bois ready to goon with you all day long! Whether you’re building epic structures or battling mobs, there’s always a squad of bois ready to join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame this elusive creature will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life. Will you be the one to claim the title of Chicken Whisperer?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaids who will trade rare items for your most useless junk. Who knew that trading with mermaids could be so profitable?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures with lotsa bois to goon to all day!

DiaryRage Minecraft Server

anger, anxiety, Boundaries, BPD, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Diary, DiaryRage, emotional expression, family, invasion of privacy, mental health, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, privacy, relationships, self-care, Server, storming out, Support, Therapy, Understanding, validation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1614	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from nosy family members invading your privacy? Join us and build your own secret hideout where no one can read your thoughts and feelings (unless you want them to, of course)!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and let off some steam without worrying about anyone snooping around your personal space. Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon while exploring our virtual world – maybe you’ll even find a magical diary that reveals all your deepest secrets to the entire server!

So leave the drama behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that understands the importance of boundaries (both in-game and IRL). Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to a drama-free zone together!