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  • Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

    Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

    But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

    And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

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  • Abysmal SMP: Where even the squids are terrified! Join if you dare, 1.20+ on Discord!

    Abysmal SMP: Where even the squids are terrified! Join if you dare, 1.20+ on Discord!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Abyss SMP Overview

    Server Type Whitelisted Minecraft Java SMP
    Features Vanilla experience with quality of life datapacks
    Community Great community atmosphere
    Discord Join our Discord

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the Abyss SMP?

    You will need to join our Discord server and fill out an application to be added to the whitelist. Once approved, you will receive the server IP.

    2. Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a list of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are meant to ensure a positive and respectful environment for all players.

    3. Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

    We aim to keep the server experience as close to vanilla as possible, so we have a limited list of banned items and blocks. Check our Discord server for the most up-to-date information.

    4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. However, they will also need to go through the application process to be added to the whitelist.

    5. Do you have any events or activities planned for the server?

    We have regular events and activities planned for the server, including build competitions, mini-games, and community events. Join our Discord server to stay updated on upcoming events.

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  • Pixelated Pervs: Nudify feat. Bear

    Pixelated Pervs: Nudify feat. Bear

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize frontal pics with many bodies! Our favorite age range is 18-22 because we do them first – no exceptions! We only accept top-notch quality pics, and we absolutely must see her face before allowing access to our server.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community where anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Girlfriend Paradise: 100 GFs, 100kano, Hyakkano – The Ultimate Minecraft Love Story Server!

    Girlfriend Paradise: 100 GFs, 100kano, Hyakkano – The Ultimate Minecraft Love Story Server!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a toilet in the middle of a village square as a joke. But instead of just being a normal toilet, it became a portal to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter the Toilet Dungeon!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle against each other with nothing but carrots and sticks. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for eternity.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server. They trade in emeralds, diamonds, and even enchanted golden apples. Join us and become a llama whisperer, gaining access to their hidden stash of riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KiraMC

    KiraMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    KIRAMC

    KiraMC is a FREE FOR ALL server where you can PvP & Duel other players.

    Select a kit and go into the PvP Arena to fight!

    Join our Discord Server to participate in giveaways.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/e5JsabSvm8

    157.90.2.100

    New Minecraft Server
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  • EtoProstoMiha Create server

    EtoProstoMiha Create server

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a server based on the Create mod. You will find detailed information about mod assembly on our discord server.

    d2.skycloud.su:25027

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Join MineScape for PVP, PVE, Roleplay, and Dynmapping Adventures in version 1.18.2!

    Join MineScape for PVP, PVE, Roleplay, and Dynmapping Adventures in version 1.18.2!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to MineScape

    Immerse yourself in a meticulously crafted world inspired by OSRS, where you’ll find iconic locations, familiar characters, and a vast array of quests to undertake. From exploring the sprawling cities of Varrock and Lumbridge to venturing into the treacherous Wilderness, MineScape offers endless opportunities for adventure and exploration.

    Visit the website https://minescape.me and join the discord to get involved!

    Features:

    Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
    Custom Quests
    22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
    Beautiful hand crafted map
    Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
    Daily Rewards!
    Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
    Active Leaderboards

    Links:

    IP: minescape.me

    Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/

    Latest blog: DevBlog #40 Monk’s Friend Quest, Dailies & More

    Store: https://store.minescape.me/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

    Socials:

    Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape

    Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

    Plugins:

    MineScape

    Dynmap

    Rules: http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

    FAQ:

    1. How can I join the server?

    To join MineScape, you can use the IP address ‘minescape.me’ in your Minecraft game.

    2. Are there any custom features on the server?

    Yes, MineScape offers interactive custom NPC’s and mobs, custom quests, 22 custom skills, and more.

    3. How often are there daily rewards?

    Daily rewards are given out on a daily basis as the name suggests. Make sure to log in regularly to claim your rewards!

    4. Can I play solo or do I need to join a group?

    You can play MineScape solo or with a group, it is up to your personal preference and play style.

    5. Is there a store where I can purchase in-game items?

    Yes, there is a store where you can purchase in-game items and upgrades. Visit ‘https://store.minescape.me/’ to browse the items available.

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  • Horizons End VS Hypixel

    Horizons End VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel Horizons End
    Large player base Custom coded space Minecraft server
    Multiple mini-games Movable starship and galactic exploration
    Established reputation Active, growing community
    Traditional Minecraft gameplay Unique space-themed gameplay
    Regular updates and events 17 unique planets to explore

    FAQ:

    Question Hypixel Horizons End
    What type of gameplay does the server offer? Multiple mini-games and traditional Minecraft gameplay. Custom coded space-themed gameplay with movable starships and galactic exploration.
    How active is the player community? Large player base and established reputation. Active, growing community with opportunities to join nations and settlements for galactic domination.
    What kind of updates and events can players expect? Regular updates and events. 17 unique planets to explore and ongoing development of the galaxy map.
    Is there a wiki or additional resources for players? Official Hypixel website with resources and community forums. Horizons End wiki available at https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/ for additional information.
    How can players connect to the server? IP: play.hypixel.net IP: play.horizonsend.net

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Ye Olde Elevenses Minecraft Server

    Ye Olde Elevenses Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have elevenses? Well, look no further because our server not only has elevenses, but we also have a secret underground tea party room where you can sip on some Earl Grey while building your dream castle!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the supply of cake at our daily tea parties!

    New Minecraft Server
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