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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	658081
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

Abysmal SMP: Where even the squids are terrified! Join if you dare, 1.20+ on Discord!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5971	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Abyss SMP Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Minecraft Java SMP
Features	Vanilla experience with quality of life datapacks
Community	Great community atmosphere
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. How do I join the Abyss SMP?

You will need to join our Discord server and fill out an application to be added to the whitelist. Once approved, you will receive the server IP.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a list of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are meant to ensure a positive and respectful environment for all players.

3. Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

We aim to keep the server experience as close to vanilla as possible, so we have a limited list of banned items and blocks. Check our Discord server for the most up-to-date information.

4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. However, they will also need to go through the application process to be added to the whitelist.

5. Do you have any events or activities planned for the server?

We have regular events and activities planned for the server, including build competitions, mini-games, and community events. Join our Discord server to stay updated on upcoming events.

Aura Craft 1.21.1 FUTURE Minecraft server

Adventures, aura, aura craft, Chat, city building, Clans, currency trading, Events, guild, History, Ip:, minecraft server, Monsters, recipes, rules, trade customization, unique opportunities, Version 1.21.1, weapons

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Welcome to the Aura Craft server!

Join the adventures in the world of Aura and invite your friends!

Learn new recipes, fight new monsters and take part in events!

Join clans and participate in clan games

Build your city and customize trade

Learn the history of Aura and get new recipes

Trade physical currency on the server

Join the Guild and create your own currency

Before visiting the server, be sure to read the rules in our DS

And also discover the unique opportunities on the server

Chat with other players

We will be waiting for you on our server!

IP: mc.auracraft.eu

Minecraft Version: 1.21.1

mc.auracraft.eu

Demon Invasion Minecraft Server

aliens, Babylonian, BIBLE, Bloodlines, Chimeras, Demon, Demons, Dna, Flood, giants, greek mythology, Greek titans, History, Invasion, Minecraft, mutation, Mythology, Nephelim, noah, Roman mythology, sea creatures, Server, UFO, younger dryas

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mines Excavated:	2340
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Farms Harvested:	696
Endless Night Skies:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world…literally! Join us on a wild adventure where we explore the depths of the earth, uncovering ancient secrets and battling sea creatures that survived the great flood.

Forget about aliens and space, we’re all about the Nephelim and giants that once ruled the world. Dive into a world of mythology and history, where every block tells a story and every mob has a tale to tell.

Join us on this epic journey as we uncover the truth behind biblical history, fight off chimeras and mutations, and build our own civilizations in a realm created by the Almighty himself. Who needs aliens when you have giants and sea creatures to contend with?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin! Who knows what secrets and treasures await you in this crazy, chaotic world.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Worldbuilding General

Battles, biome map, fanbase, FRIENDSHIPS, general, Generals, Glory, Hag Edition, Interactive map, introductory document, Minecraft, nation, new anons, Oshi, Projects, rival nations, smp, VITI archive, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber Worldbuilding General, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

What if your favorite Minecraft YouTuber wasn’t just a content creator, but a powerful leader of their own nation in a wild SMP world? Join our server where fanbases and content creators are reimagined as rival nations, battling it out for the glory of their oshis! Will you forge alliances or engage in epic battles for dominance? Explore our interactive map, check out our introductory document for new players, and dive into the chaos of our VITI ARCHIVE. Join now and become a legend in the making, because on this server, anything is possible – even forming alliances with creepers!

Dawnclaire Minecraft Server

Br’aaxskin Treasure Maps, Crystal Empyreum, Curse of the Wereviera, Dawnclaire, Dawnclaire General, Empyreum Ward, Events, final fantasy xiv, Fire Walk With Me, Free Companies, Goblin, Iron Giant, Linkshells, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Primal Mist, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Sunday Bunday, The Missing Pieces, The Wild Robot, Ultros, Zalera

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchantments Applied:	166
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7341	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would want to join.

Join us for our upcoming events, like the Br’aaxskin Treasure Maps where you can find hidden loot that will make you richer than a stack of diamonds. Or how about facing off against the Iron Giant and The Wild Robot on Zalera? It’s gonna be more intense than a battle with the Ender Dragon.

And don’t even get us started on our Sunday Bunday event – Curse of the Wereviera! It’s gonna be so wild, you’ll be howling with laughter.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just remember, don’t dig straight down – unless you’re looking for a surprise from our admins 😉.

Real Talk Minecraft SMP Trailer Tomorrow

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mines Excavated:	2724
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	6643
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Farms Harvested:	586	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Yo, forget about that trailer, because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! We’ve got creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and villagers throwing the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly like a chicken and mine diamonds with your mind. So why waste time waiting for a trailer when you could be living it up in our wacky world of blocky madness? Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

What is the IP for sandiction Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Sandiction is a talented writer who specializes in creating engaging and informative content about various topics. With a background in journalism and a passion for storytelling, Sandiction brings a unique perspective to their work. They have a knack for capturing the attention of readers and delivering compelling narratives that leave a lasting impact. Their writing is characterized by its clarity, creativity, and attention to detail, making them a valuable asset to any project or publication.

Disunity

Adventure, Community, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, FANTASY, Lore, Magic, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, storytelling, Survival, Towny, WARFARE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Hey there! Welcome to Disunity!

Are you looking for a Story-Filled Towny experience that also have Massive multiplayer battles during the weekends? You’ve come to to the right place!

Our Ultimate goal is to provide you with the original Towny experience, while introducing stories and lores along the way, even to the smallest aspect of the server!

Wars and story-telling combined into one singular server, isn’t it exciting?

If you wish to become a part of the community and support the server, you are always welcomed to join!

https://discord.gg/GzEuGZ2wMy

play.disunity.xyz

Not Your Dad’s Minecraft Server

2006, Dads, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming technology, Minecraft, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, old school gaming, retro gaming, Server, video games, Xbox, xbox 360, xbox 360 era, xbox 360 legacy, xbox memories, xbox nostalgia, xbox series

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of playing on servers that are so last year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so cutting edge, it’ll make your Xbox 360 feel like a relic from ancient times! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes where you can battle zombie chickens, ride on rainbow unicorns, and mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly, creepers are friendly, and the sun is made of cheese. So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing Solitaire on your flip phone).

I don’t want to die before Minecraft SMP gta 6

Action-Adventure, anticipation, before GTA 6, console, Die, don’t want to die, dont, EXCITEMENT, fan base, Gaming, GTA, gta 6, highly anticipated, long tail, Minecraft, next installment, Online Multiplayer, open world, PC Gaming, release date, rockstar games, smp, video games, virtual world, Waiting

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of waiting for GTA 6 to come out? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying before it’s released! Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that playing on it will actually make GTA 6 come out faster. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with snacks and Mountain Dew to keep you fueled while you game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and game on, my friend!

Nail Salon Minecraft Server

Anime, Best Friend, Character, Colorful, Creative, cute, design, fashion, fictional, friendship, japanese, Long Nails, Matching, Minecraft, nail, nail art, nails, Painted, sakura, salon, Server, Style, tomoyo, trendy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	167
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Dimension Hops:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone’s nails are just plain and boring? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can customize your character’s nails to match your best friend’s, just like Tomoyo and Sakura! Whether you want sparkles, rainbows, or even tiny Minecraft blocks painted on, the possibilities are endless! So come join us and show off your fabulous nail art skills in the most stylish Minecraft server around!