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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

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ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

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Abysmal SMP: Where even the squids are terrified! Join if you dare, 1.20+ on Discord!

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Abyss SMP Overview

Server Type Whitelisted Minecraft Java SMP

Features Vanilla experience with quality of life datapacks

Community Great community atmosphere

Discord Join our Discord

FAQ

1. How do I join the Abyss SMP?

You will need to join our Discord server and fill out an application to be added to the whitelist. Once approved, you will receive the server IP.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a list of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are meant to ensure a positive and respectful environment for all players.

3. Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

We aim to keep the server experience as close to vanilla as possible, so we have a limited list of banned items and blocks. Check our Discord server for the most up-to-date information.

4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. However, they will also need to go through the application process to be added to the whitelist.

5. Do you have any events or activities planned for the server?

We have regular events and activities planned for the server, including build competitions, mini-games, and community events. Join our Discord server to stay updated on upcoming events.

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SchoolSubjectMinecraftSMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers! Plus, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret potion that turns you into a chicken for 24 hours! So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away. But seriously, join us now before the llamas change their minds and decide to take over the world instead!

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MuskCraft: Ban Twitter/X Links!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so insane that Elon Musk himself tried to join, but couldn’t handle the level of excitement and had to leave after only 5 minutes!

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

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Server Type	Whitelisted Minecraft Java SMP
Features	Vanilla experience with quality of life datapacks
Community	Great community atmosphere
Discord	Join our Discord

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Abysmal SMP: Where even the squids are terrified! Join if you dare, 1.20+ on Discord!

Abyss SMP Overview

FAQ

1. How do I join the Abyss SMP?

2. Are there any rules on the server?

3. Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

5. Do you have any events or activities planned for the server?

SchoolSubjectMinecraftSMP

MuskCraft: Ban Twitter/X Links!