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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!
But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

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New Server IP
ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.
And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

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New Server IP
Abysmal SMP: Where even the squids are terrified! Join if you dare, 1.20+ on Discord!
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Abyss SMP Overview
Server Type Whitelisted Minecraft Java SMP
Features Vanilla experience with quality of life datapacks
Community Great community atmosphere
Discord Join our Discord
FAQ
1. How do I join the Abyss SMP?
You will need to join our Discord server and fill out an application to be added to the whitelist. Once approved, you will receive the server IP.
2. Are there any rules on the server?
Yes, we have a list of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are meant to ensure a positive and respectful environment for all players.
3. Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?
We aim to keep the server experience as close to vanilla as possible, so we have a limited list of banned items and blocks. Check our Discord server for the most up-to-date information.
4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?
Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. However, they will also need to go through the application process to be added to the whitelist.
5. Do you have any events or activities planned for the server?
We have regular events and activities planned for the server, including build competitions, mini-games, and community events. Join our Discord server to stay updated on upcoming events.

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New Server IP
GazaFamineCraft
aid, conflict zone, crisis response, data collection, emergency assistance, famine, food insecurity, gaza, GazaFamineCraft, global hunger, Humanitarian Aid, international community, lack of data, long tail tags: humanitarian crisis, malnutrition, MIDDLE EAST, Official, Palestinian territories, POVERTY, relief efforts, starvation, UN, united nations
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the UN official, like, admitted that there’s, like, no data showing a famine in Gaza, right? so, like, come join our server and, like, help us find all the missing data in Minecraft, bro.
we got, like, crazy adventures and quests that will blow your mind, man. like, one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken that was terrorizing the land. and, like, another time, we had to build a roller coaster to save the villagers from a zombie apocalypse.
plus, our community is, like, super chill and friendly. we’re always down for a good laugh and some crazy shenanigans. so, like, come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, dude. you won’t regret it, bro.

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New Server IP
TimeCrafters
Alternate Realities, Futuristic technology, invention, Paradox, pre-invented technology, science fiction, Technology, temporal manipulation, temporal mechanics, time machine, time travel, time travel concept, time travel discovery, time travel exploration, time travel innovation, time travel invention, time travel paradox, time travel science, time travel technology, time travel theory, TimeCrafters
u ever want to travel thru time in minecraft? well dis server is da place 4 u! we got time machines dat can take u back to da dinosaur age or forward to da year 3000 where robots rule da world. join us and be a time-traveling minecraft master! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can meet aliens and learn their secrets. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in minecraft history!

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New Server IP
CraftyOpioidCountyDisparity
2006, 2021, County Level Disparities, CraftyOpioidCountyDisparity, distribution, drug distribution, Dynamic Changes, Florida, healthcare trends, Hillsborough, Hydrocodone, MME, opioid crisis, Oxycodone, person, Pharmacoepidemiology, pharmacy, Prescription Opioid, public health, study, substance abuse
lol join our epic minecraft server! we got more hydrocodone and oxycodone than florida from 2006 to 2021, like wut even is a MME? who cares, we got it all in hillsborough county! come join us for a wild ride of prescription opioid distribution, it’s gonna be lit fam! come build with us and maybe even find some hidden treasures in our virtual world. you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure, trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget! #minecraftgoals #prescriptionfun #virtualtreasures

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New Server IP
Black Sirius Server
ADMIN, Adventure, building, Claim Plugin, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, multiplayer, Peaceful, PvE, rules, Server Shop, small server, Survival, Whitelist
Welcome to the small Minecraft server of the BSS
We are still at the very beginning with the server and it certainly still has room for improvement. There aren’t many people playing with us at the moment, so there’s still plenty of space. The server is PvE, our focus is on fun, building and peaceful coexistence. Block damage from explosions or mobs, as well as the spread of fire, are disabled. You can protect your things with a claim plugin. Anyone can join, but must then link their in-game account with their Discord account on our Discord server in order to play. There you will also find all further information about the server, information and instructions about the plugins and the rules.
So if you are interested, you can visit us on Discord, talk to the admin there or get information in advance.
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New Server IP
Bucketry Minecraft 1.21 🌟 [JUST RESET] {Pyro Mining & Pyro Fishing} {Dungeons} {Ranking & Prestiging} {Quest System} {Land Claiming} {Over 200 Unique Enchantments}
Banking, Bucketry Minecraft, Custom Claiming, custom spawners, Dungeons, Enchantments, Envoy Crates, Fun, Griefprevention, java, Jobs, Just Reset, Land claiming, minecraft server, Prestiging, PvE, PvP, Pyro Fishing, Pyro Mining, Quest System, Ranking, Shops, Skills, Survival, Towns, Unique enchantments, Voting Crates
🌐 Server IP: play.bucketry.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE
Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft, where the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life awaits! 🌟
🌍 Explore a world filled with endless possibilities and challenges, where survival is just the beginning. Here’s a taste of what Bucketry Minecraft has in store for you:
🏰 Progression System: Ascend the ranks, conquer challenges, and become a legendary player in our immersive world.
🛒 Shops Galore: Build your empire with a plethora of server and player shops, where treasures and riches await your discovery.
💼 Jobs & Skills: Take on thrilling jobs and refine your skills to stand out in the world of survival.
🌟 Custom Spawners: Craft your own unique creature kingdom with custom spawners, creating a realm like no other.
🔮 Enchantments Galore: Unlock over 170 advanced enchantments, enabling you to craft legendary items that will leave others in awe!
📦 Envoy Crates & Voting Crates: Open crates filled with surprises and rewards, showcasing our appreciation for your loyalty.
🗺️ Custom Claiming: Protect your territory with style and finesse, using our custom claiming system to fortify your presence.
💰 Banking: Manage your riches with ease and watch your wealth grow as you become a true tycoon of our Minecraft universe!
🌐 Server IP: play.bucketry.net
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New Server IP
Experium SMP: The Vanilla Server That’s Whitelisted and 18+ with a Hermitcraft Twist! New Season 1.21 Coming Soon!
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Experium SMP Server Overview
About Experium SMP
The Experium SMP is a whitelisted 1.20 vanilla server (1.21 soon). We recently started a brand new season with a fresh world and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes.
We expect to update to 1.21 very soon, but we are currently just waiting on the vanilla tweaks datapacks to be updated first (expected within a few days). We already have the new blocks enabled and we have been keeping our builds within a 1500×1500 block area so that we can reset the chunks outside of that once we update to include the new trial chambers. There’s still room a lot of room for new players to enjoy the early game.
This SMP is very much inspired by the Hermitcraft server, as I am a long time fan and am constantly motivated by their community and content. We play with several iconic features of their server, including several vanilla tweaks datapacks, a clearly defined shopping district, and a big emphasis on community and group events/projects.
APPLY HERE: Application Form
Member Requirements:
- Have Discord and be willing to voice chat with other members
- Be able to remain active
- Be an experienced and capable Minecraft player
- Have decently good Minecraft building skills
- Age 18+
- Speak English
Server Rules:
- Show respect to all other members and their in game creations
- No griefing other members
- No taking the resources of other members without permission
- No use of cheaty mods/hacks
- No duping of blocks/items aside from TNT
- Keep builds lag friendly
Server Details:
- Version: 1.20.4
- Edition: Java
- Difficulty: Hard
- Host: Apex Hosting
- Server Location: West Coast, US
Datapacks:
- Multiplayer Sleep
- AFK Name Display
- More Mob Heads
- Player Heads
- Wandering Trader
- Armor Stand Statues
- Silence Mobs
- Coordinate HUD
- Nether Portal Coordinates
- Track Statistics
- Track Raw Statistics
- Anti-Enderman Grief
- Unlock All Recipes
- No Trial Chambers (Until 1.21)
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New Server IP
CraftyChinatown Minecraft Server
China, Chinese tourists, CraftyChinatown, diplomatic agreement, Europe, European country, geography, History, international relations, Italian borders, Italian enclave, landlocked, Minecraft, passport holders, San Marino, Server, tourism, travel, travel restrictions, Unique, useless, visa free, visa policy
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as San Marino’s visa agreement with China? Look no further, because our server is surrounded on all sides by creepers and zombies, with no ports for them to invade from! Join us for a visa-free visit to a land of endless adventures and crazy builds. Who needs Italy when you have a whole world of blocky fun waiting for you? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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New Server IP
ListenCraft Server
active listening, Communication, compassion, Connection, Conversation, dialogue, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Hearing, Listen, ListenCraft, mindfulness, Open-mindedness, patience, paying attention, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Understanding, you only had to listen
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually try to have fun? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is listen! That’s right, just put on your headphones and let the sweet sounds of our custom-made Minecraft soundtrack guide you through a world of pure chaos and hilarity.
Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a parkour course made entirely of lava and slippery ice blocks. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, take a dip in our infamous “Pool of Infinite Regret” where every swim comes with a free existential crisis.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where you can boogie down with explosive guests who really know how to light up the dance floor. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive “Pig Racing Arena,” where you can bet on your favorite swine and watch them zoom around the track at breakneck speeds.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and let the madness take control? Just remember, on our server, you only had to listen… and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

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New Server IP
SingleMomCraft Server
Accommodation, consideration, Eviction, Eviction Notice, exception, Lawyer Consultation, Lease Violation, Legal Clearance, Loneliness, No Pets Rule, Pets, Pregnancy, pregnant woman, rental properties, Server, single mom, SingleMomCraft, sob story, Strict Rule, Support, VIOLATION, WIBTA
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as strict as this landlord? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy just like this landlord, but with a twist! If we catch you with a pet in-game, we’ll send our virtual lawyer after you to clear us legally (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to sneak a virtual pet past our watchful eyes. Will you be able to keep your furry friend hidden, or will you face the wrath of our virtual eviction notice? It’s a challenge like no other!
So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart our virtual landlord. Just remember, no sob stories allowed – unless they’re really funny!

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New Server IP
SILlyTeenScreamCraft
Boundaries, Communication, consent, creativity, family, filmmaking, high school, horror genre, horror movie, instagram, misunderstanding, Niece, Paranormal, parenting, Permission, relationships, Siblings, SILlyTeenScreamCraft, sister-in-law, summer vacation, teenagers
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where horror meets hilarity in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a wild ride filled with spooky surprises and paranormal pranks that will leave you screaming with laughter.
Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can star in their very own horror film, complete with jump scares, creepy creatures, and unexpected twists. Our server is the perfect place for horror enthusiasts and comedy lovers alike to come together and create unforgettable cinematic experiences.
With a community of players who share your passion for all things spooky and silly, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Whether you’re exploring haunted houses, battling zombies, or just hanging out with friends in our virtual world, there’s always something new and exciting to discover.
So why wait? Join us today and unleash your inner horror movie director in the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might even spot a ghost or two along the way!

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New Server IP

Server Type	Whitelisted Minecraft Java SMP
Features	Vanilla experience with quality of life datapacks
Community	Great community atmosphere
Discord	Join our Discord

Abyss SMP Overview

FAQ

1. How do I join the Abyss SMP?

2. Are there any rules on the server?

3. Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

5. Do you have any events or activities planned for the server?

About Experium SMP

Member Requirements:

Server Rules:

Server Details:

Datapacks: