But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!
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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP
4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge! -
ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
abysmal, Atrocious, Awful, bad, DISAPPOINTING, dismal, Failure, fucking, Horrible, inadequate, lousy, Minecraft, not good enough, poor performance, Server, Shit, ShitCraft, subpar, Terrible, Ultimate, UNACCEPTABLE, underwhelming, unsatisfactoryWelcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.
And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.
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Abysmal SMP: Where even the squids are terrified! Join if you dare, 1.20+ on Discord!
abysmal, brand new, Community, Datapacks, Dedicated, Discord, java, Join, members, Minecraft, quality of life, Reach, Release, Server, smp, Squids, Terrified, up and coming, VanillaAbyss SMP Overview
Server Type Whitelisted Minecraft Java SMP Features Vanilla experience with quality of life datapacks Community Great community atmosphere Discord Join our Discord FAQ
1. How do I join the Abyss SMP?
You will need to join our Discord server and fill out an application to be added to the whitelist. Once approved, you will receive the server IP.
2. Are there any rules on the server?
Yes, we have a list of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are meant to ensure a positive and respectful environment for all players.
3. Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?
We aim to keep the server experience as close to vanilla as possible, so we have a limited list of banned items and blocks. Check our Discord server for the most up-to-date information.
4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?
Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. However, they will also need to go through the application process to be added to the whitelist.
5. Do you have any events or activities planned for the server?
We have regular events and activities planned for the server, including build competitions, mini-games, and community events. Join our Discord server to stay updated on upcoming events.
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Rede Creeper
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redecreeper.com.br
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Zenith kingdoms
NEW: Beta 26/01
Zenith Kingdoms is a fun Minecraft 1.20 server with a unique Kingdom concept. Everyone has the option to create his or her own kingdom or join an existing kingdom. You can build cities, complete quests, wage wars, trade, expand lands and much more. Start as a Tribe and grow into a mighty Empire!
IP: play.activakingdoms.nl
Website: https://zenithkingdoms.com/
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Xkf6qXt
Trailer: https://youtu.be/KVWvXy0TgCY
play.zenithkingdoms.com
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Undermine
Undermine is a small and friendly Infinity Evolved 3.0.1 server hosted in Sydney, Australia. Featuring a basic economy and protection with MyTown2.
45.77.51.239
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Lighthouse
Lighthouse is a Christ-oriented family friendly server. It has a lot to offer, and with an RPG map in the making, it’s sure to be epic! Hope you come around for our Bible studies on our discord, as well as the server!
lighthouse.mcserver.ws
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Equimunity
Equimunity is an equine minecraft server on 1.16.5, established 2-5-2021. The server is ran by our lovely owners Lisa and Snoek alongside our wonderful staff team. We offer many amazing things such as a custom horse plugin, many different jobs, competitions and our very own sorting ceremony! Are you a centaur or a kelpie? Who knows, join us on play.equimunity.net and find out! We’re waiting for YOU!
play.equimunity.net
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Gemcraft survival
Custom Enchants, Custom world, Economy, Land Claim, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla SurvivalGemcraft offers a fun, friendly, and active community driven survival experience. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online. Some of our features:• Mcmmo• Land-Protection • Quests• Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based)• Backpacks• In-Game Ranks• Jobs• PVE and PVP (Optional)• Friendly Community• Eventsplay.gemcraftmc.net
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CrystalyxMc
Welcome to CryptixMc
CrystixMc is a survival world for fun and friendly people with custom built spawn we have shop and portals at spawn to take you to different parts .
We also have semi vanilla suvival.
Some Plugin’s we use
mcMMO Wild
167.114.118.20:25573
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EnderGoD Network
Practice (1.7/1.8) Factions (1.7/1.8) KitMap (1.7/1.8) Bunkers (SOON)
MCMMO FACTIONS | KITMAP SMOOTH KNOCKBACK AND HIT DETECTION | PRACTICE (ONE OF THE BEST EU PRACTICE SERVERS) | BUNKERS CURRENTLY IN DEV MODE)
mc.endergod.net
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Ragecrafter.net
RageCrafter.net is a Minecraft server network founded in 2021. Our main focus is citybuilding, but we also offer other game modes such as survival.
It’s primarily about designing your own property, but variety is also provided: We have farm worlds and some other cool features. Trade with other players or work for your money. Buy great things in-game and show others what you’ve earned.
We would be happy to welcome you to our community soon!
What we offer you:
A stable server networkCity build and survivalMany eventsFriends like Clan SystemJob SystemVote system with rewardsAll ranks can be achieved in the gameCase Opening SystemMany different shopsBooster SystemPerk SystemMerge SystemGood farm worlds like End SystemGood anti-cheat
Of course there are other features, this is just a small list of our functions, our servers are constantly being developed, we put a lot of time and love into the project.
We also organize events, giveaways or games with the community for any suitable occasion.We are always looking for new team members.
You won’t miss any news through our Discord or our website,you always stay up to date with the latest developments.
Website: https://ragecrafter.net/Discord: https://discord.com/invite/gFaFZATf
There are a lot of things to describe but the easiest way is to just come and see us yourself!and see for yourself because the best thing about it is it’s completely free and everything can be achieved in-game,you are not forced to buy ranks, perks, cosmetics, chests, boosters etc.You have the opportunity to earn everything in the game.
The RageCrafter.net team and the community look forward to welcoming you soon!
play.ragecrafter.net
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Skillz
A Dutch-language survival server and soon also a skyblock server where mainly Belgians play, but you can also find Dutch people here and there.
The server is primarily intended to support a Minecraft camp in Belgium.
Skillz.serv.nu