But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!
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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP
4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge! -
ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
abysmal, Atrocious, Awful, bad, DISAPPOINTING, dismal, Failure, fucking, Horrible, inadequate, lousy, Minecraft, not good enough, poor performance, Server, Shit, ShitCraft, subpar, Terrible, Ultimate, UNACCEPTABLE, underwhelming, unsatisfactoryWelcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.
And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.
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Abysmal SMP: Where even the squids are terrified! Join if you dare, 1.20+ on Discord!
abysmal, brand new, Community, Datapacks, Dedicated, Discord, java, Join, members, Minecraft, quality of life, Reach, Release, Server, smp, Squids, Terrified, up and coming, VanillaAbyss SMP Overview
Server Type Whitelisted Minecraft Java SMP Features Vanilla experience with quality of life datapacks Community Great community atmosphere Discord Join our Discord FAQ
1. How do I join the Abyss SMP?
You will need to join our Discord server and fill out an application to be added to the whitelist. Once approved, you will receive the server IP.
2. Are there any rules on the server?
Yes, we have a list of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are meant to ensure a positive and respectful environment for all players.
3. Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?
We aim to keep the server experience as close to vanilla as possible, so we have a limited list of banned items and blocks. Check our Discord server for the most up-to-date information.
4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?
Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. However, they will also need to go through the application process to be added to the whitelist.
5. Do you have any events or activities planned for the server?
We have regular events and activities planned for the server, including build competitions, mini-games, and community events. Join our Discord server to stay updated on upcoming events.
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Snorlex
hey there everyone, Snorlex will be back and running this thursday 25th of January. If you guys would like to play along side us, come and join our discord for more news :). Yes this is a full reset except for house builds that players have built in the town as they are permanent, same with new upcoming players if you build your houses there as long as you’re active your builds will be permanent. We welcome everybody, we have a lot of events coming up during the first week of release so make sure to come and join!
Here are some sneak peaks of some new contents/buildings in our pixelmon
Server is essentially non-pay to win other than our ranks. We dont sell any pokemons, we do have pokemon crates but they are only obtainable through, tournaments/events!
Other than the ranks we do sell cosmetics for your characters to support our server.
147.135.41.194
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ZRGCloud
we have 10 ranks buyable with in-game currency, We offer just 2 ranks to be bought real money.* Player-Warps – Set your own Warp * Player Particles – Create your own custom Particles * Core Arena – Fight waves of mobs and earn rewards * Player-Shops – Create your sweet dream shop * Spawner-Collectors – Lets see how OP you are! * Jobs – Select your job today, Master it…. * Grief-Prevention – Protect your land today! * Rank-up – Can you get up to RANK GOD… * Quick-Shop – Easy to create your own today.. * Mob-To-Eggs – What is your Favorite Creature? * Resource Worlds – No need to reset the main world or end or nether. Only the Resource Worlds. * So much more!
play.zrgcloud.com
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StealBlock
Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft experience with our unique StealBlock mode, designed for those who crave the thrill of strategic gameplay, base building, and epic spawner heists! Get ready for an adrenaline-fueled journey filled with daring heists, massive bases, powerful alliances, and a world where every block is a potential target.Dynamic Heisting: Plot and execute daring spawner heists to steal the most coveted loot from your rivals. Plan your moves carefully, outsmart your opponents, and emerge victorious as the ultimate heist mastermind.Massive Base Building: Unleash your creativity as you build colossal bases to fortify your stolen spoils. Construct impenetrable fortresses, elaborate defenses, and secret passages to protect your treasures from would-be thieves.Team Up for Dominance: Form alliances with fellow players to create unstoppable teams. Strategize, communicate, and conquer the StealBlock world together. Your success depends on the strength of your alliances and the bonds you forge with your teammates.Crates and Rewards: Unlock exclusive rewards and rare items by opening crates scattered across the server. The more daring your heists, the greater the treasures you’ll uncover. Will you be the one to discover the most coveted loot?Ranks and Prestige: Climb the ranks of infamy and become a legendary figure in the StealBlock universe. Showcase your skills, earn prestige, and unlock powerful perks that will set you apart from the rest.Fair Play and Challenges: While the thrill of stealing spawners is at the core, we prioritize fair play and challenges. Engage in exciting competitions, face tough opponents, and revel in the satisfaction of outsmarting your rivals.Embark on a journey where cunning strategy, teamwork, and audacious heists define your success. Join StealBlock MC today and become a master of the art of thievery in a Minecraft universe where every stolen block tells a tale of triumph!
StealBlock.serv.nu:2018
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Bhoot MC
Bored playing minecraft alone? Play now with ghosts! BhootMC is India’s one of the best Minecraft network with a lot of crazy gamemodes including Lifesteal, BhootWARS and FFA. This server was originally founded by RoyalAadi. This server have a special feature named AD TO EARN by which players can get free ranks & coins just by watching some small ads! Link- https://ads.bhootmc.fun
play.bhootmc.fun:19132
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SL Network
Who are we? SL Networkis India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(SL Network is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.slnetwork.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25583
play.slnetwork.fun:25583
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MCTribes Lifesteal
Welcome To MCTribes Welcome to MCTribes, the ultimate destination for all Minecraft players looking for team-based game modes. With our servers running on the latest version 1.20+, we strive to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Our servers offer a variety of game modes, including the popular factions,HCF & PracticePvP as well as our custom new game mode “Tribes” designed to keep you on the edge of your seat. Our dedicated team works tirelessly to ensure that our servers are constantly updated and running smoothly, so you can focus on what really matters – playing and having fun with your friends.
play.mctribes.net
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Crafted Realms
Embark on a journey where survival is key in this new custom world generation. Gather resources, craft tools, and build shelters to protect yourself from the dangers that lurk in this new world. From hostile mobs to hard harsh environments. collaborate with your fellow players or go solo- the choice is yours!
crafted.mc-realms.com
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BlossomBuilds
BlossomBuilds – Explore the Faerie Realm!Features:Themed Fantasy Builds, BlepFishing, and Exclusive Crates. Rank Progression with Voting Rewards and Custom Items. KeepInventory for worry-free exploration. Enchanting Realms Await:Unlock mystical perks as you climb ranks. Dive into BlepFishing for unique fish and rewards. Discover treasures through our exploration rewards. Join BlossomBuilds Today! Server IP: mc.blossombuilds.com
mc.blossombuilds.com
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TalesHaven
TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.
194.153.216.157:25568
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VioletCity
VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP
57.128.11.49:25571