Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to impress you with their sick moves!
Or how about the time our resident Ender Dragon decided to take up knitting as a hobby and started leaving scarves made of ender pearls all over the map? You never know what you’ll find next in our wacky world.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is full of supportive and understanding players who will always have your back. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
Our server is so welcoming, even non-binary babysitters like Atlas feel right at home. And if your spouse starts asking overly invasive questions, don’t worry – we’ve got your back! Just talk it out, apologize, and share some cookies with the kids.
So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most unexpected twists and turns lead to a happy ending. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and hilarious? Join now for a server experience like no other!
And if that’s not enough drama for you, how about marrying Sasuke in the end, only for him to leave you again for several years? Wtf, right? Why would Sakura marry her abuser? Well, on this server, anything can happen!
So come join us for a wild ride filled with ninja battles, love triangles, and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Origin Selection | Choose your Origin to start your journey |
| Neighborhoods | 5 unique neighborhoods to claim your home or go solo |
| Community Focus | Community driven server with opportunities to shape the City Center |
| Increased Difficulty | Challenges and rewards await in a world of creativity and adventure |
Banana SMP is a Minecraft server with Vanilla++ roots and exciting new mods for Season Three. It emphasizes a vibrant community focus and offers various neighborhoods for different playstyles.
To join Banana SMP, you can check out the modpack and modlist on CurseForge and join the Discord server to get whitelisted.
Banana City features Suburbs for builders, Inner City for team players, and Rural Areas for farming enthusiasts.
With increased difficulty, Banana SMP presents hidden dangers in the shadows, but the rewards are worth the challenge.
We’ve got pigs that fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing you up.
But wait, there’s more! Our diamond swords shoot lasers, our zombies breakdance instead of attacking you, and our villagers trade in memes instead of emeralds.
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where nothing makes sense but everything is awesome, then join us now! Your brain will thank you, I think.
Imagine this: you log in to the server and find yourself in a long-distance relationship with another player. You both have to navigate the challenges of living together, dealing with in-laws, and planning a wedding all while trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! Your partner suddenly hits you with a request to pay $500 a month for rent in the game. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay, or will you give in to their demands? The drama is real, folks!
And that’s not all. You’ll also have to cook dinner once or twice a week for your virtual family. Can you handle the pressure of being the virtual chef while also trying to build your dream Minecraft house?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous requests, and plenty of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?
On our server, you can build your own virtual venue, hire a virtual live band, and even have a virtual open-bar for 200+ virtual guests. And the best part? You won’t have to dip into your college fund to do it!
Don’t let your virtual family guilt trip you into sacrificing your virtual education for a virtual wedding. Join our server and show them that you can have fun and be responsible at the same time. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the craziness you want in Minecraft? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!
join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies do the robot dance. it’s lit, fam.
plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical potato king. who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their hands?
so come on, join our server and let’s embark on a wild adventure together. because remember, a man, a plan, a canal: Rubio’s first trip as secretary of state will take him to Panama. or something like that. just come play, okay?
imagine this: u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by giant chickens riding pigs, while a pack of wolves are breakdancing to dubstep in the background. and guess what? u can ride a flying unicorn to the moon and back, all while battling evil villagers with laser swords!
oh, and did i mention the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples? yea, we got those too. plus, every time u mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing “YMCA” by the Village People.
so why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: the owner of this server is actually a wizard who can turn ur pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. yea, u heard me right. a freakin’ dragon chicken!
so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. in that case, go play solitaire or something.
join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging sour candy projectiles while building your own epic base. trust me, it’s like a warzone out there, but with candy instead of bullets.
plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server is a literal wizard who can turn your diamond armor into a unicorn onesie. yep, you heard that right. who wouldn’t wanna prance around in a unicorn onesie while battling it out with other players?
so come on, join this server and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life. who needs boring old regular servers when you can have warheads and unicorn onesies?