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MadMinecraft Server

abused cowboys, activism, advocacy, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fundamentalist Christians, gays, inclusion, LGBTQ, maddigan, MadMinecraft, marginalized groups, minority rights, prejudice, Server, social justice, society, Stereotypes, Tony, victims group

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with fundamentalist Christians, abused cowboys, and even some fabulous gays! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. So come on, don’t be a Tony, join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

BabyBanWedding2021

activities, alcohol, baby, BabyBanWedding2021, Budget, children, Drugs, family, guest, heavy drinkers, mandated reporter, partner, personal reasons, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict 21+ age limit for all players! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a wedding like no other. The bride was a fierce infant teacher, surrounded by children all day long. Her partner, on the other hand, was a child-free soul, uncomfortable with the little ones. So, they decided to have a wedding with only adults, no kids allowed.

But wait, there’s more! One day, the partner’s sister threw a fit because her baby couldn’t come to the wedding. The bride was torn – she didn’t want any kids around, especially with the heavy drinking and 🍃 use going on. As a mandated reporter, she couldn’t risk being in a bad situation.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and a strict 21+ age limit, look no further! Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures await in our age-restricted world!

BitcoinBaller on Minecraft SMP

alternative investments, asset allocation, BitcoinBaller, Bitcoins, blockchain technology, cryptocurrency, decentralized currency, digital assets, Digital Currency, Diversification, financial freedom, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, personal finance, retirement planning, risk management, savings, smp, speculative investments, wealth building, wealth management

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	720
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with 50 bitcoins waiting for the bravest and most skilled player to claim it. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes! Only the chosen one can defeat the chicken and claim the bitcoins for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who are always throwing epic dance parties. Join them for some groovy moves and maybe they’ll even teach you their secret yeti handshake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a floating island made entirely of candy where you can build your dream base and feast on unlimited sugary treats. Just watch out for the candy monsters that roam the island, they have a sweet tooth for players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just walk away with 50 bitcoins and a new yeti best friend!

HustleCraft: Mine for Money!

creative hustle, Entrepreneurial Journey., Entrepreneurship, extra income, financial freedom, freelance, gig economy, hustle and grind, HustleCraft, lucrative, MONEY, money making, online business, part time job, passive income, self-employment, side gig, side hustle, side job, Small Business, success stories, work from home

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and only finding coal? Do you dream of a side hustle that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can make more diamonds than a wealthy villager with a monopoly on trading. Our server is so lucrative, even the Ender Dragon is investing in real estate here! So come on down and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft. Who needs a side hustle when you can make a fortune in our virtual world?

AtheroCraft19: Beyond the Acute Phase

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

so, liek, u know how u get bored at home durin covid-19 lockdown? well, come join our minecraft server and forget all ur troubles! we got a crazy story for u – did u know that playin on our server actually helps prevent atherosclerosis? yea, that’s right, ur heart will thank u for joinin us! we got epic builds and mini-games that will keep u entertained for hours on end. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave! so come on, what are u waitin for? join now and save ur heart from the clutches of atherosclerosis!

Evolution of Pigs and Llamas – A Minecraft server with all the bells and whistles! Join now on version 1.21 Java Edition!!

Adventure, Bells, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Edition, Evolution, Exploration, Farming, Hardcore, java, Join, Llamas, Lore, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, Pigs, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Towny, Vanilla, Version, whistles

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Evo SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Evo SMP challenges the classic SMP meta and offers a unique evolving experience for players. The server is divided into continuously progressing eras, each opening new resources and gear for players to adapt and excel in any environment.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is Evo SMP?	Evo SMP is a Minecraft server that challenges the traditional survival multiplayer meta by focusing on player evolution and adaptation.
How is Evo SMP different from other SMP servers?	Evo SMP emphasizes skill and strategy over automatic resource farming and wealth accumulation. Players must adapt to different eras and environments to thrive.
What can players do on Evo SMP?	Players have the freedom to form groups, factions, engage in wars over limited resources, build cities, and participate in special challenges and treasure hunts.
How often do eras change on Evo SMP?	Each era introduces new resources and gear, and as the meta changes, the strongest players are redefined.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join Evo SMP by connecting to the server IP and joining the Discord community for updates and announcements.

Can you keep up? Discord: https://discord.gg/vEyhkdgppU

CraftyJew Minecraft Server

American politics, based jew, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyJew, far right, Government, immigration, Jewish, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, opinionated, policy, policy advisor, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, Stephen Miller, Trump administration, Trump supporter, White House

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8773
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dragons Tamed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP

Army, Bunker, command, ConscriptCarnageMistress, conscription, death, Decision making, Ethics, Hiding, leadership, leadership decisions, military strategy, Minecraft, moral dilemma, orders, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, smp, soldiers, Survival, War Tactics, WARFARE, wartime leadership

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery behind why our fearless leader ordered all those poor conscripts to die while she lounged in her cozy bunker, sipping on a fancy potion. Maybe she just really hates creepers and wanted to use them as bait, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, this server is full of drama and intrigue that will keep you on your toes (or hooves if you’re a horse). Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

BlameCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlameCraft, Blamed, brother, cleaning, fruit flies, Help, husband, Juice, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, NAP, PHOTO, potty, relationship, Routines, Server, slob, smoker, toddlers, Trash, wipe

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

Pay4UrKidsMess

accident, Accountability, Behavior, Cleanup, consequences, customer service, Damage, discipline, Kids, Mess, negligence, parenting, Pay4UrKidsMess, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Retail, Soda, Store, supervision

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where running wild is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Imagine a world where kids can play peel a boo with shelves without consequences, where knocking over a case of soda leads to epic adventures instead of clean-up duty.

Join us and unleash your inner child as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. And don’t worry about accidents – we don’t believe in consequences here!

So come on in and let loose, because on our server, the only thing you’ll have to pay for is a good time!

FantasyCraftMC

Alternate Reality, common fantasy, daydreaming, daydreams, dream scenario, dreaming, Escape, fantasy life, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, ideal scenario, ideal situation, imagination, mental escape, non-sexual daydreams, non-sexual desires, non-sexual fantasy, peaceful thoughts, personal desires, Relaxation, Wishful thinking

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest non-sexual fantasies!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a majestic llama through fields of rainbow-colored grass. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against evil zombie chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and participate in wacky mini-games like “Twerk-off with the Ender Dragon” and “Hot Potato with a TNT block.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a magical food item that gives you the power to build anything you can imagine with just a snap of your fingers. And rumor has it that hidden deep within the depths of our server lies a secret disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even spot Steve doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your non-sexual fantasies run wild in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!