Abusebait – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: Wowcraft SMP – The Epic Adventures of /wowg/

Adventures, Blizzard Entertainment, Characters, Cinema, Dungeons, Edition, Epic, Expansions, FANTASY, Gaming Community, general, Lore, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Old thread, online gaming, Quests, Raids, role playing, smp, strategy, video games, World of Warcraft, WowCraft, wowg

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take movie nights to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching films in a virtual cinema with a bunch of rowdy players who can’t help but yell out spoilers and throw popcorn at each other.

Our server is the only place where you can watch the latest blockbusters while riding on flying pigs and battling zombies that are dressed up as Hollywood celebrities. Don’t be surprised if you see a creeper cosplaying as Iron Man or a skeleton trying to audition for the next Avengers movie.

But that’s not all! We also have special movie-themed events like “The Great Potato Heist” where players have to sneak into a potato-themed bank vault while being chased by evil potato guards. And let’s not forget about our annual “Oscar Awards” ceremony where players compete for the title of Best Builder, Best Redstone Engineer, and Best Drama Queen.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared for a cinematic experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get a little crazy around here!

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CookieCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, Babysitting, baking, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CookieCraft, COOKIES, DÍL, emotional reaction, family dynamics, grandkids, Healthy Eating, homemade, Junk Food, Minecraft, organic, parenting, processed foods, Server, sweet treats

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bake virtual cookies that are so delicious, even the health-conscious DIL (Emily) would want to throw them away! Join us for some sweet treats and crazy family drama that will make you question your own baking skills. Who needs real cookies when you can have pixelated ones that won’t get thrown in the trash? Plus, we promise not to judge your baking choices, no matter how unhealthy they may be! So come on over and let’s bake up a storm together – just make sure to hide your cookies from Emily!

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HouseSaverDinnerDestroyer

angry wife, baked chicken wings, cooking mishap, destroying dinner, dinner disaster, dinner ruined, emergency response, fire extinguisher, fire prevention, fire safety, house fire, household accident, HouseSaverDinnerDestroyer, kitchen chaos, kitchen disaster, marital conflict, mealtime mishap, raging fire, saving our house, VEGETABLES

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life, like accidentally setting your house on fire while cooking dinner! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your burnt chicken wings look like child’s play. Plus, we have a strict “no fire extinguishers allowed” policy, so you can watch the world burn (figuratively, of course) while enjoying a nice virtual meal with your fellow players. Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the flames of adventure consume you!

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MineCraftyMakeover

attractiveness tips, Body language, communication skills, confidence building, Fashion tips, healthy lifestyle, inner beauty, MineCraftyMakeover, outer beauty, personal development, personal grooming, positive mindset, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, self-confidence, self-improvement techniques, Skincare Routine, Social Skills, ways to become more attractive

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob with zero style points? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll level up your attractiveness in no time!

Join us and you’ll be strutting around in the latest pixelated fashion trends, turning heads with your diamond-studded armor and enchanted accessories. Our virtual catwalk is the place to be seen, and you’ll be the talk of the town in no time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the more attractive you become on our server, the more luck you’ll have in finding rare loot and uncovering hidden treasures. It’s like the Minecraft universe is rewarding you for being fabulous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the most attractive player in all of blocky land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCopterCrash

air transportation, aircraft malfunction, aviation accident, aviation safety, cause revealed, CraftyCopterCrash, crash investigation, Ebrahim Raisi, fatal crash, government official, helicopter crash, investigation, iran, Iranian president, MIDDLE EAST, national tragedy, News Update, political leader, presidential helicopter, tragic incident, tragic loss

so, like, you wanna know why you should join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

first off, did you hear about that helicopter crash that killed the Iranian president? well, turns out it was all because he was tryin’ to get to this server to play some minecraft with us! yeah, he heard about all the epic builds and insane mini-games we got goin’ on here and just had to join in on the action.

but seriously, this server is like no other. we got giant statues of llamas, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with treasure. oh, and did i mention the pet dragons you can ride around on? yeah, it’s pretty freakin’ awesome.

so, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe, come join us! just watch out for any helicopters tryin’ to crash land on ya while you’re playin’. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!

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PixelPreggersGDMRiskyCraft

air pollution, air quality, environmental health, gestational diabetes mellitus, health outcomes, Health research, long-term effects, maternal diabetes, maternal health, NH4+, NO3−, om., PixelPreggersGDMRiskyCraft, PM2.5 exposure, pollutant exposure, pregnancy complications, pregnancy risks, Pregnant Women, public health, research study, risk factors

join this epic minecraft server where we build houses out of PM2.5 and mine for NO3- and NH4+ to fight off the evil gestational diabetes mellitus monsters! with a 20% increased risk of fun and adventure, you’ll never want to leave this crazy world. come join us and let’s get mining!

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🌷 Elysian SMP: So Vanilla, even the creepers are on a diet! Season 8!

#addons, 16+, Accepted, anarchy server, apply, apply fast, armor, bedrock realm, Builds, Creative, CREEPERS, diet, Elysian, Elysian Gallery, Elysian SMP, Food, Friends, Gifts, Help, Magic, Minecraft, Realms, Season, server hosting, smp, Story, talented minds, Vanilla, Welcoming

Elysian Gallery Minecraft Server

🌷Elysian Gallery hosts a Minecraft bedrock realm for the creative and talented minds out there! This is not an anarchy server, so behave yourself!!🌻ㅤ ♡

⁺ 16+ Only!

⁺ w/ addons! (armor, food, magic, etc.)

⁺ we just started, so you won’t be behind!

⁺ very welcoming! we’d love to give you gifts and help you get started.

⁺ Make beautiful builds, create a story, and make friends with us here!

₍ᐢ. ̯ .ᐢ₎+ This realm is hosted in a server. You must apply and be accepted (it’s fast dw) before being in the realm. Thanks :}

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server for players of all ages?	No, this server is for players aged 16 and older.
What addons are available on the server?	Addons for armor, food, magic, and more are available.
How can I join the realm?	You must apply and be accepted before being able to join the realm.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, this is not an anarchy server so griefing is not allowed.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, players are expected to behave themselves and respect others on the server.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

blockparty, CV-90, forsvarsindustri, hæren, kampkjøretøy, kampvogn, krigsmateriell, krigsteknologi, militærhistorie, militærkjøretøy, militærmakt, militært utstyr, militærteknologi, Minecraft, norge, norsk forsvar, norsk forsvarshistorie, norsk industri, pansret kjøretøy, Server, stridsvogn, tråden, utgaven

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by a magical unicorn that farts rainbows, giving you extra luck in finding diamonds! 2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against aliens and robots for ultimate bragging rights. 3. We have a secret underground society of talking chickens that will trade you rare items for corn kernels. 4. The main currency on our server is actually chocolate bars, because who needs boring old emeralds? 5. Every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs busting out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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LinuxMemeOS Dropout on Minecraft SMP

coding, Computer, Development, dropout, IT, linux, LinuxMemeOS, Mac, meme OS, Minecraft, open source, operating system, programming, Programming Languages, smp, software, software architecture, Software Development, software engineering, Tech, tech industry, Technology, Unix, windows

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in. So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be joining us for epic adventures and meme-worthy moments? Say goodbye to the Linux meme OS and hello to the craziest SMP you’ve ever seen!

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SisCraft Minecraft Server

Bridesmaids, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, future stepdaughter, maid of honor, maid of honor duties, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling relationships, SisCraft, sister, step down, teenage daughter, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding prep, wedding stress

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my sister’s wedding planning? Look no further! Join our server where you’ll be forced to keep two feuding bridesmaids from tearing each other apart, just like my niece Lily and her step-sister Gemma.

But don’t worry, we promise it’ll be a blast! You’ll have to make sure they smile for virtual photos, prevent them from ruining their virtual dresses, and stop them from virtual yelling at each other. It’s a maid of honor simulation like no other!

And if you fail, well, let’s just say the virtual bride might accuse you of trying to ruin her virtual happily ever after. So come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive this wild Minecraft adventure!

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