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  • Lube Me Up Minecraft Server

    Lube Me Up Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and unforgettable experience!

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant phallic structures or staging elaborate pranks on each other.

    And don’t worry, we always make sure to use lube when things get a little too crazy. Trust us, it’s all in good fun! So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ElderlyNeighbor Minecraft SMP

    ElderlyNeighbor Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including outrageous stories like old people homes with high STD rates and rampant abuse. But don’t worry, it’s not just all chaos and mayhem, we also have epic builds, fun events, and a community like no other. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky niggers…oops, I mean creepers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Marriage Minecraft SMP

    Marriage Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old marriage talk? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only commitment you have is to build epic structures and survive the creepers! No dysfunctional dynamics here, just pure blocky fun.

    Forget about being pussy-whipped, on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (as long as you don’t blow up your own house). Wifejack meme? More like Minecraft jack, where you can mine all day without anyone nagging you about it.

    Millennials may view mediocre as sweet, but on our server, we only accept the most epic builders and adventurers. So come join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cute Girls Get Pranked Minecraft Server

    Cute Girls Get Pranked Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Do you crave some chaos and excitement in your blocky world? Then come join our server where cute girls getting hurt is just the beginning of the madness!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of adorable anime girls start wreaking havoc, causing explosions and chaos everywhere they go. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and a whole lot of laughs as you navigate through our crazy world.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where the cutest girl in the server is hiding, guarded by a fierce dragon. Will you be brave enough to rescue her and claim the title of hero of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and cute girls getting hurt (in a totally non-creepy way, we promise)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • > Booing during the national anthem… Minecraft SMP

    > Booing during the national anthem… Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience booing during the national anthem, sprinting across the grounds causing a ruckus, and Chinese fans shouting abuse against Japan team fans for no reason at all. But don’t worry, even with all the craziness, you’ll still end up losing to the legendary Yamato bvlls just like in the old days. So come on in and embrace the madness, because what the heck is wrong with Chinese fans anyway? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Punch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Punch Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex-girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being beaten and choked by our friendly community of players. But don’t worry, it’s all out of hate, not love. So come on in and show that slut who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP

    I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Boo Hoo Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boo Hoo Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – STFU (Super Totally Fun Universe) or GTFO!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being bullied by Sakuna on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Sakuna is too busy getting schooled by Mikeneko in epic Minecraft battles! Join us for a chance to witness this epic rivalry unfold in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a cat and troll Sakuna with your feline antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the ultimate nekofami vs sakufami showdown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t have to endure an hour of crying and apologizing like in that graduation announcement stream! Our server is full of laughter, fun, and epic builds that will make you forget all about real life drama. Join us for a chance to escape the chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from laughing so hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. So why wait? Join now and let’s create some insane stories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP