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I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP

Abuse, aggression, aggressive behavior, anger, assault, danger, emotional harm, fear, Gonna, harm, hurt, hurt you, i’m gonna hurt you, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, physical harm, Revenge, smp, threat, threatening behavior, violence, violent intentions, Warning

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8197
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.

Blocky Boo Hoo Minecraft Server

Abuse, blocky, boo, consent, empowerment, feminism, gender violence, Harassment, healing, HOO, Justice, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, rape, rape culture, Server, sexual assault, slut shaming, Support, survivor, Trauma, victim blaming, victim shaming, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Void Gems Collected:	35	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Farms Harvested:	969	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	140	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – STFU (Super Totally Fun Universe) or GTFO!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, animosity, bullying, childhood trauma, Conflict, Confrontation, grudge, Harassment, intimidation, Mikeneko, Minecraft, nekofami, PALS, PIXEL, Resentment, RETALIATION, Revenge, Rivalry, sakufami, Sakuna, Server, Vengeance, victimization

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Potions Brewed:	39
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Towns Built:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of being bullied by Sakuna on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Sakuna is too busy getting schooled by Mikeneko in epic Minecraft battles! Join us for a chance to witness this epic rivalry unfold in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a cat and troll Sakuna with your feline antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the ultimate nekofami vs sakufami showdown!

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Abuse, apologizing, attention seeking, crying, emotional breakdown, Failing.., graduation announcement, Heartbreaking, heck, Live Stream, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, seeking punishment, seeking validation, self-blame, self-destructive, self-hatred, smp, toxic behavior, unhealthy coping mechanisms, Victim

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t have to endure an hour of crying and apologizing like in that graduation announcement stream! Our server is full of laughter, fun, and epic builds that will make you forget all about real life drama. Join us for a chance to escape the chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from laughing so hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. So why wait? Join now and let’s create some insane stories together!

ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	250
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4844	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

Abuse, Artificial Intelligence, assault, blocky, boob, Boobs, brawl, Cyborg, Exploitation, FANTASY, fembot, fetish, Machine, mechanical, Minecraft, non-consensual, objectification, rape, ROBOT, Robotic, Sci Fi, Server, sexual assault, Technology, VIOLATION

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding

Abuse, alienation, Approval, approval-seeking, Frail, image, joker persona, Kino, manhood, Masculinity, mental health, mental illness, NotReallyMinecraft, SMPKinoUnderstanding, societal alienation, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, society, strong image, Understanding, women sexuality

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, BreakupCraft, Communication, domestic violence, Emotional Abuse, friendship, Honesty, Justice, Minecraft, relationships, self-care, Self-expression, Server, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Truth, validation, Victim

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but building epic structures is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal (but only in-game, of course).

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who are ready to support you through thick and thin, just like in the craziest soap opera you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave your real-life drama at the door – here, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. And hey, if you need to vent about your ex, our players are always here to listen and offer a helping hand (or a virtual hug).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s create some epic memories together – who knows, you might even find your new best friend in the most unexpected places. See you in the game!

NipponCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, appreciation, Arigato, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, Gratitude, Japan, Japanese culture, kyoto, Manga, Minecraft, Nippon, NipponCraft, Osaka, Samurai, Server, sushi, Technology, thank you, thanks, TOKYO, travel

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is like a gift from Japan! Why Japan, you ask? Because they know how to make things awesome, just like this server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with ninja creepers, sushi villages, and giant robot battles! Our server is so epic, even Godzilla would want to play here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hot spring hidden deep within the world where you can relax and rejuvenate after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it, if you throw a diamond into the spring, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMP_Minecrafter_Extraordinaire >is_a_defacto_face_purely_because_his_Minecraft SMPantics

attitude, Based, Character, controversial, cringe, debate, defacto face, Entertainment, fan favorite, gtis_a_defacto_face_purely_because_his_Minecraft, heel turn, internet culture, lame ass nigga, opinion, Persona, Pro Wrestling, Replacement, SMP_Minecrafter_Extraordinaire, SMPantics, social media, trending, wrestling, wrestling community

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4750	Dimension Hops:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us and become a part of our crazy community where anything goes.

Our server is run by a defacto face who rules with an iron fist… mainly because his replacement is a lame ass nigga who couldn’t handle the insanity of our server. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the drama and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

We have epic build battles, ridiculous pranks, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (or so the legends say). So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our outrageous adventure!

BlockyBiden’sBias Minecraft Server

biden, blind bias, BlockyBidensBias, cease-fire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant group, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political tensions, Server, talks, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s the bomb diggity, just like hamas thinks biden is biased towards israel (lol). we got creeper parties every night, where u can dance with ur explosive friends and blow stuff up for funsies. also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left, true story bro. join now and experience the chaos and madness, just like biden’s cease-fire talks.

SeymBridgeDisasterCraft

Border dispute, bridge destruction, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, military tactics, russia, Russian soldiers, Seym River, SeymBridgeDisasterCraft, Siege, strategic warfare, Troop movement, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3612

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges like ukraine destroying that bridge over the seym river trapping russian soldiers! we promise no real soldiers will be trapped on our server, just epic adventures and crazy battles! build your own bridges and watch them get blown up by creepers! join now for the ultimate chaos and destruction!

AgeCraft: Where Every Day is Your Anniversary

AgeCraft, aging, anniversary, BIRTHDAYS, Cake, celebration, Day, family, Friends, getting older, growing up, Happiness, joy, knowing you, Laughter, love, Memories, Milestones, milestones reached, Party, Presents, special day

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	122	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	748	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, we celebrate birthdays like no other! we throw the wildest parties in the virtual world, with cake, confetti, and a whole lotta creepers! it’s not just about getting older, it’s about surviving another year in this crazy blocky universe. join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until u respawn, whichever comes first)! so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

HaxCraft: BikeGearWireless

bicycle technology, bike accessories, bike gear shifting vulnerabilities, bike hacking, bike hacking study, bike innovation, bike maintenance, bike research, bike safety, bike security, bike security risks, bike technology advancements, bike upgrades, BikeGearWireless, cycling gear, cycling study, gear shifting systems, HaxCraft, wireless bike systems, wireless bike upgrades, Wireless gear shifting, wireless technology

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7867	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Star Shards Collected:	58	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114

so, like, u know how u ride ur bike and u gotta like shift gears and stuff? well, on this server, we got wireless gear shifting systems on bikes that can be HACKED! like, imagine riding through the virtual world of minecraft and suddenly ur gears start shifting on their own, taking u on a wild ride through the pixelated landscape. it’s like a rollercoaster but on a bike, dude. join us and experience the thrill of having ur bike hacked by mysterious digital forces. it’s a ride u won’t forget, that’s for sure.

PlanetHack Minecraft Server

cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, DATA DUMP, data security, digital security, digital warfare, government hacking, Hack The Planet, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, iran, Minecraft, online attacks, online hacking, online privacy, PlanetHack, political hacking, Server, Trump Campaign

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magic Items Found:	5332	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting hacked is Trump’s campaign! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, dodging political scandals and uncovering secret plots. Will Iran dump all their secrets on the internet before we uncover the truth? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some outrageous adventures together!

IRLProSMP: BlockBuddies Minecraft SMP

aspirations, athletes, BlockBuddies, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Competition, Experience, Friends, games, IRLProSMP, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playmates, professional athletes, Pros, Rivals, Skills, smp, sports, Sportsmanship, talent, teammates

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Emeralds Found:	3258
Potions Brewed:	131	Votes:	4611

Have you ever dreamed of facing off against a professional athlete in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance on our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly LeBron James swoops in and challenges you to a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Serena Williams shows up to help you out with her expert building skills. Anything is possible on our server, where the boundaries between real life and Minecraft are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you!

WifeDriver Minecraft Server

Accidents, aita, Asshole, Beer, control, criticism, demerits, Driving, fear, License, Minecraft, nagging, punishment, Server, SPEED, traffic lights, traffic ticket, volvo, Wife, WifeDriver, wine

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9534
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Farms Harvested:	184	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are put to the ultimate test! Join us if you want to prove your worth behind the wheel, unlike the unfortunate soul in the story above.

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can drive a virtual Volvo without fear of totaling it or getting a traffic ticket. Our server offers the thrill of navigating through pixelated traffic lights, stop signs, and even potential rear-end collisions – all without the nagging of a backseat driver.

But beware, if you dare to criticize another player’s driving skills, you may find yourself banned from the server faster than you can say “I’m a better driver than you!” So buckle up, grab a virtual drink (responsibly, of course), and enjoy the ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into a virtual tree.

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about your wife ignoring your calls and getting you fired from your job – on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what a real job is! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders again.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs a job when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and exploring new realms with your fellow players? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to log off!