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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3468 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8010 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 7978 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
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