We got a community of players who understand what you’re going through and we’re here to support each other through all the BS.
Plus, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you’re in control and no immature dicks can mess with you. So come join us and let’s escape reality together in the most epic way possible!
Join us if you want to avoid awkward family gatherings like weddings and RSVPs – we won’t force you to attend any in-game events!
Our server is the perfect place to practice your avoidance skills and build epic structures to hide from your family drama. Plus, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to be a part of your virtual life.
So, if you’re looking for a place to ghost without guilt, join our server now and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs family drama when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?
Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home, away from all the toxic relationships and favoritism. No more getting yelled at or hit by your parents – just peaceful building and crafting with friends.
Join now and start a new chapter in your life, where you can be free from the drama and create your own happy ending. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together!
If you join this server, you’ll be blessed with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just for logging in. And get this, the spawn point is a giant cake made of obsidian and glowstone, like who even thinks of that? It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form.
Plus, the players on this server are all secretly famous celebrities in disguise. I heard that one time, Taylor Swift built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hosted a concert for all the players. And Justin Bieber tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. It was epic!
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!