We got a community of players who understand what you’re going through and we’re here to support each other through all the BS.
Plus, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you’re in control and no immature dicks can mess with you. So come join us and let’s escape reality together in the most epic way possible!
Join us if you want to avoid awkward family gatherings like weddings and RSVPs – we won’t force you to attend any in-game events!
Our server is the perfect place to practice your avoidance skills and build epic structures to hide from your family drama. Plus, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to be a part of your virtual life.
So, if you’re looking for a place to ghost without guilt, join our server now and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs family drama when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?
Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home, away from all the toxic relationships and favoritism. No more getting yelled at or hit by your parents – just peaceful building and crafting with friends.
Join now and start a new chapter in your life, where you can be free from the drama and create your own happy ending. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together!
If you join this server, you’ll be blessed with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just for logging in. And get this, the spawn point is a giant cake made of obsidian and glowstone, like who even thinks of that? It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form.
Plus, the players on this server are all secretly famous celebrities in disguise. I heard that one time, Taylor Swift built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hosted a concert for all the players. And Justin Bieber tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. It was epic!
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all, oh no. This SMP is filled with wild adventures and insane challenges. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game, but only if you can survive the traps and mobs lurking in the shadows.
And let’s not forget about the epic PvP battles that happen on the regular. These guys take their fights seriously, with players riding into battle on pigs armed with diamond swords. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join this wild west Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right. Just watch out for the tumbleweeds – they bite.
Onyx: Beyond the normal world
Welcome to Onyx, traveler!
Here, among emerald forests and inaccessible mountains, among endless oceans and dark caves, you have to write your story.
What awaits you in Onyx?
Vanilla gameplay with an emphasis on the role-playing component: forget about annoying plugins and immerse yourself in the atmosphere of classic Minecraft, where every choice you make matters.
Unique Lore: Uncover the secrets of Onyx as you explore ancient ruins and unravel the mysteries of the past.
Friendly community: find true friends and associates who are ready to share with you the hardships and joys of travel.
Onyx is not just a server, it is a world full of possibilities. A world where dreams come true and legends are born. Your story begins here!
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Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You’ll never look at a llama the same way again after witnessing their architectural prowess.
But that’s not all – we have a special event every full moon where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant dragon busting out the moonwalk.
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into our Nether realm where the zombie pigmen have formed a boy band and are serenading players with their catchy tunes. Who knew the undead could harmonize so well?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic. Remember, the storm’s a brewin’ – and it’s waiting for you!
1. Our server is so epic, it has its own golden epic trailer! That’s right, we’re talking heroes, sagas, and adventures that will blow your mind.
2. Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? How about exploring worlds you’ve never been to before? Our server will take you on a journey like no other.
3. Feeling like a soloist in a world full of mobs? Fear not, our Sunday trailer will have you feeling like the ultimate Minecraft superstar in no time.
4. After the sunset, when the mobs come out to play, our Myriad Celestia will have you battling epic bosses and collecting rare loot like never before.
5. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our current character banners featuring Sunday, Jing Yuan, Qingque, Arlan, and Tingyun? These characters are so powerful, they’ll have you dominating the server in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us and experience the magic of building your own virtual world, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even the PS5 Pro’s versatility mode is jealous of the fun we have here.
So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!
Join us for the most epic adventure of your life where adblockers and userscript managers will stop working in two weeks! But fear not, because we have a secret underground society of hackers who can help you edit the registry to give yourself 6 more months of ad-free browsing.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to mythical creatures like the elusive Diamond Dragon who guards the rarest diamonds in the land. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to see and do things just like other primates – swing from trees, fling poop at your enemies, and communicate using only grunts and gestures. Don’t go bananas over it, just embrace your inner ape and have a wild time!
Our Masterbin is filled with all the tools and resources you need to survive in this crazy jungle world. And if you’re looking for some hilarious moments, check out our previous threads for some outrageous stories and shenanigans that will leave you ROFLing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the monkey business begin!