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AbusedCraft: DoubleTroubleHealth
come join our epic minecraft server where we promise you will have DOUBLE the fun of any other server out there!! why settle for just one health condition when you can have TWO?!?! our players who have experienced childhood abuse have reported feeling more alive than ever as they battle their way through angina, arthritis, asthma, heart attacks, and depression in the virtual world of minecraft! join us now for a truly unforgettable experience filled with chaos, adventure, and maybe even a little therapy. -
HolyCraft Minecraft Server
Lol come join our minecraft server where we blast popes and cover up sex abuse scandals like it’s nobody’s business. Belgian PM is our mascot and he’s always ready to throw shade at anyone who tries to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. So come on in and let’s cause some chaos together! -
BlockyTraumaCraft
so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho -
ChildhoodTraumaCraft
so, like, u know how some peeps had a rough time growin up? well, this server is like therapy for them! join us and u will find ur true love in minecraft, cuz apparently that’s a thing now. plus, u get to build ur own lil virtual fam and show off ur sick building skills. forget ur real life problems and come hang out with us, we promise u won’t regret it! -
Git Gud Craft: Where Even the Cpu Can’t Beat You!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll become a fighting game master in no time! Are you tired of getting destroyed by other players and feeling like you can’t even move? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have special training grounds where you can practice your skills against the toughest opponents.
Join us and learn the ancient art of Minecraft PvP from our legendary fighting game masters. They will teach you secret techniques passed down through generations, such as the elusive Creeper Combo and the devastating Enderman Evasion.
But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a one-on-one duel or compete in bed wars against other players. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can even take on the Wither Boss for a chance to win rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate fighting game champion in Minecraft history!
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ZionCraft: Where Self-Immolation meets Minecraft!
Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the craziest things happen! Join us for a chance to witness self-immolation like never before – watch as players set themselves on fire in the name of Israeli nationalism! Who needs regular gameplay when you can experience this level of intensity?But that’s not all – our server is full of intrigue and prophecy! Discover the secrets of infiltrators and subverters as you navigate through our world. And don’t forget about the Orthodox Tsar – insult his wife at your own risk!
Join us on this wild ride and see why our server is the place to be for all things insane and outrageous. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?
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Space Station LOL 13 – General Shenanigans Galore!
Welcome to the Vasby and Cashe edition of our Minecraft server! Last time on our server, we had a crazy adventure where players rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. It was epic!Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have nothing notable happening here, just pure chaos and fun! Imagine building a castle made entirely out of diamonds, or riding a llama into the sunset while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor.
Our server is like Space Station 13, but in Minecraft form. You can create your own world, explore new lands, and even battle against other players in epic PvP matches. The possibilities are endless!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
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Crafty AF
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and SLAY some creepers!Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on RAINBOW llamas while shooting EXPLODING chickens out of a cannon!
But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly DANCE parties where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor. Don’t forget to bring your diamond pickaxe because the dance floor is made of DIAMONDS!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary UNICORN that poops out golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds the unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to write your fucking letters, Jesus fuck oh my god!
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GunCraft: Where Anime Guns Outshine Anime Swords
Welcome to our Minecraft server where Anime guns reign supreme over Anime swords! 🤣🔫Join us for a wild ride through a world where anime characters duel it out with gun-toting pandas and katana-wielding llamas. Our server is filled with explosive battles and ridiculous weapons that will leave you in stitches.
But that’s not all! We also have custom skins for your character, including power armor suits and cybernetic enhancements. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you strut around the server in style.
So why wait? Join us now for a hilarious adventure filled with anime guns, outrageous battles, and unforgettable moments. Who needs swords when you have guns that shoot rainbows and unicorns? 🌈🦄
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Kurt’s Bedrock Brawl: Where Creepers and Endermen Crash the Party!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Picture this: Kurt barges into Marlee’s bedroom, ready to confront her new lover. But instead of a heated argument, he is met with a sight so shocking, it will make your blocky head spin!Join our server for a chance to witness epic love triangles, betrayal, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your minecart. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle of your own!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and maybe even a little bit of creeper action. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!