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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9708 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Enchantments Applied: | 68 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a currency system based entirely on shitcoins. That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell with literal piles of poop in our virtual world.
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!
