One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.
So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just make sure to watch out for those singing diamonds – they can be quite the divas!
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a former nasa astronaut who discovered a portal to the nether while on a mission to mars? true story, bro. now he’s back on earth and sharing his epic adventures with us on this server.
plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. we have weekly build competitions, epic treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies.
so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure awesomeness, join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s free cake every friday? yeah, it’s that awesome.
Join our server if you’re looking for a good time filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable leadership decisions. Who knows, you might even witness a showdown between Axel and 2views that will go down in Minecraft history!
So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold as Axel tries to maintain his power while 2views fights back with everything they’ve got. It’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any furry distractions. Who needs a golden retriever at a wedding when you can have a virtual dragon as your loyal companion in Minecraft?
Don’t be like this bride’s sister and throw a tantrum over not being able to bring her dog. Instead, come join our server and let your creativity run wild without any pet-related drama. Plus, we promise there won’t be any dog hair to trigger your allergies in our pixelated paradise!
So come on over and join us for a dog-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that won’t cause any family feuds?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a ferocious pack of rainbow-colored llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to unravel the mysteries, defeat the chickens, and claim the treasure for yourself. Just remember, the answer to the question may not be as simple as it seems…
our server is so dope, even COVID-19 is scared to mess with us. we got potions that cure any sickness, including the dreaded flu and RSV. ain’t no virus gonna bring us down, we’re too busy building epic castles and riding pigs like they’re our trusty steeds.
come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a chicken like those cluckers in the coop. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer like a boss!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Nations SMP | A server with lore, nations, a timeline, and more! |
| Customization | Players can be solo or part of a nation, with treecapitator and nations data pack for customization. |
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/BemDRHBU |
Cabbage SMP is a nations SMP server with lore, nations, a timeline, and customization options such as treecapitator and nations data pack.
You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/BemDRHBU
You can play as a solo player living in a humble abode or hut, or you can be a king of a nation where you rule the server.
We have treecapitator and a nations data pack so you can customize your experience on the server.
We look forward to welcoming you to Cabbage SMP and hope you enjoy your time on the server!
Join now to witness the epic battle between the bride and her jealous bridesmaid, Emily. Will Emily show up to the wedding in a halter-top gown and steal the groom’s heart? Or will the bride kick her out for good, causing chaos and mayhem?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure. Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have drama and gossip in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!
| Server | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Short-term events like Hunger Games, Manhunt, and Skyblock, occasional long-term survival servers |
| Features | No cosmetics or pay-to-win, simple, fun, vanilla experience |
| Community | Community first, Minecraft second |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/nBMg6Mx37q |
A: You can join the server by accessing the IP address or connecting through the provided Discord link.
A: Yes, we host short-term events like Hunger Games, Manhunt, and Skyblock, in addition to occasional long-term survival servers.
A: No, we do not offer any cosmetics or pay-to-win features. It’s all about a simple, fun, vanilla experience.
A: You can join our Discord server using the provided link and interact with other players, participate in events, and more!
