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Democraft: The Executive Order Reversal
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where democracy reigns supreme…kinda. We may not have a fancy government system or checks and balances, but we do have a llama named Larry who acts as our official mascot and makes all the important decisions.Join us and witness the chaos as Larry decides whether we should build a giant roller coaster or a massive statue of a potato next. Who needs elected officials when you have a llama with impeccable taste?
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of watching democracy in action…or at least in llama form. Who knows, maybe one day Larry will run for president and lead us all to victory with his wise and fluffy leadership.
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CraftyKimJongUn’sServer
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president gets arrested for declaring martial law? well, this server is the place for you! join us as chaos ensues and his supporters riot in the streets. build your own riot gear and fight for your right to mine diamonds in this crazy world. who needs a stable government when you can have anarchy and fun on this server? come join us and be a part of the madness! -
CraftyCoup Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dystopian society and plot against the corrupt president yoon who tried to take over with martial law but got caught cuz he forgot to wear his invisibility cloak lmao. gather ur friends and overthrow the government or just chill and build a giant statue of a potato, the possibilities are endless on this wild server. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, so why wouldn’t u wanna join?? come on in and let the chaos begin! -
Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6
Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half! -
CraftyCopz: Blockin’ Bad!
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of corrupt police officers from Reddit! That’s right, you heard it here first.Join our server for a chance to witness some truly outrageous and hilarious corruption from our staff. From stealing diamonds to setting up illegal redstone operations, our officers will stop at nothing to make sure you have a wild and unforgettable experience.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our infamous “Jailbreak” event, where you’ll have to escape from a prison built entirely out of obsidian blocks. Trust us, it’s not as easy as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back around those sneaky Reddit cops!
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CraftyCorruptionUSA
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our server!Join us for a wild ride through the most corrupt industry in the USA – Minecraft! Our server is filled with shady deals, backstabbing players, and enough drama to rival a reality TV show.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games where you can bribe your way to victory, a black market where you can trade rare items for outrageous prices, and even a secret underground bunker where the most corrupt players gather to plot their next scheme.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating the treacherous waters of the most corrupt industry in the USA – all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
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Sleeping With Steve Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the scandalous secrets of Hollywood! Rumor has it that Harvey Weinstein himself has been spotted roaming our virtual world, trying to keep his dirty deeds under wraps. Will you be the one to expose the famous actresses who have fallen prey to his charms? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows what kind of juicy gossip you’ll uncover in our crazy, chaotic world! -
FOMENTING A TYRANNY Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage fomenting a tyranny, engaging in illegal warfare, bribery, theft, and even murder!Are you a master manipulator who thrives on chaos and power? Join us and start your own dictatorship, ruling over the other players with an iron fist. Or maybe you’re more of a sneaky thief who loves to steal from your fellow players – we won’t judge!
And if you’re feeling particularly bold, why not start a full-blown war with another faction on the server? Just make sure you have your bribery skills honed to perfection so you can come out on top.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner villain run wild! Just remember, all actions in the game are purely for fun and should not be replicated in real life.
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Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive the onslaught of giant white bald fat cops! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being arrested for bogus reasons, having your phone destroyed, and being drugged by a cop who will eventually drop you off in the middle of nowhere. But wait, there’s more!Once you join our server, you will have the opportunity to participate in epic chases with the cop who implanted a device in your anus that he can control with a remote. Will you be able to escape his clutches and become the ultimate Minecraft fugitive? Or will you be his automated puppet for life?
Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, the cops are crazier than the creepers!