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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7669 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7756 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
join our server if you want to be surrounded by chickens wearing top hats and pigs riding on flying unicorns. our server is the only place where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.
