AbsurdSMP Server Information
Hello!
If you’re tired of big servers and want a more chill experience, then join the Absurd SMP. We have a jungle spawn, grief prevention, and voice chat support. Plus, no microtransactions or confusing spawn areas. It’s pretty new, so get in early. The server has 60 player slots, so bring your friends!
Rules:
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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most mind-blowing adventure of your life? Join us and unleash your inner ISFJ powers!
On this server, we don’t just build, we DESTROY! Show off your strong intellect by strategically blowing up your enemies’ bases with TNT. And don’t forget to let out your inner cheeseball by leaving a trail of dangerously cheesy pranks behind you.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with geniuses like yourself who are always up for a challenge. Whether you’re a master builder or a redstone wizard, there’s always something new and exciting to discover on our server.
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Imagine a world where Canadians rule the land, laughing at amerifat MAGAs and Trump like it’s nobody’s business. They’re so lucky they’re not Americans, am I right?
But hold on, things have taken a crazy turn! Average Canadians are now saying things that would make the MAGA crowd blush. Even lefties on leddit and twatter are shocked by the things coming out of Mr. Leaf’s mouth. Mass deportation, anyone?
Join us on this server for a WILD adventure where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next!
Join us for insane adventures in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. Our legendary staff will guide you through quests that will test your skills and your sanity.
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Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Join our insane Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a giant taco castle or ride a unicorn into battle. It’s time to feel the blocky magic!
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Our server features insane character banners like Aventurine, Jingliu + Lynx, Luka, and Serval. And don’t forget about the Light Cone Banners for Inherently Unjust Destiny and I Shall Be My Own Sword – the power is in your hands!
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Join us and experience the wonders of a world where India is a shithole – but don’t worry, our server is nothing like that!
Explore vast landscapes, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs alongside your friends.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – legend has it that hidden deep within our world is a diamond mine so rich, it would make even the wealthiest Minecraft player jealous!
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– Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. True story, he sends us postcards from the End Realm. – We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite durability? We got you covered. – Our community is so friendly, even the creepers have stopped exploding and now give out hugs instead. – The server owner is actually a wizard in disguise, and he can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest.
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Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pigs start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s first flying cows. Yes, you read that right. These majestic creatures soar through the sky, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in their wake.
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Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a twerking creeper! Can you imagine the hilarity that ensued?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs that will groove to any song you play. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow through the sky.
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But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty insane events and challenges that will keep you on your toes. And did we mention the secret treasure chests hidden around the map? Rumor has it, they’re filled with LOOT beyond your wildest dreams.
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