AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft Servers

AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft Servers

  • AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

    AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 3744
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

    One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

    But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomDontTripServer

    MomDontTripServer
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 112
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your Minecraft server being like an overbearing mother, constantly checking in on you and not giving you any space to breathe? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the helicopter parenting of other servers.

    Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.

    Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!

    So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

    ShowStopperMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 7351
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, the first season was lit AF, but then it went downhill faster than a pig on a rollercoaster, you feel me? But like, don’t worry, because now they’ve got this new season starting and it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire, I’m telling you!

    So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!

    So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyDeathMatch

    BlockyDeathMatch
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 3944
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 270 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

    But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

    And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EcoWarriorCraft

    EcoWarriorCraft
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 1480
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is so lit that even german climate change researchers are getting in on the action! this one dude got fired for not wanting to fly in a plane, but then he came to our server and won mad cash from the court! like, who needs air travel when you can just chill on our server and build epic stuff, amirite? come join us and maybe you’ll win a court case too, who knows! 😂🌍💸 #climatechange #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

    Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 6437
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Farms Harvested: 312 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the itch you can’t stop scratching, but in a good way, ya know? like, when you join, you’re gonna be hooked and never wanna leave. there’s like, crazy battles with giant chickens and lava monsters, man. and get this, scratching an itch can actually help you fight off bad bacteria on the server. it’s like, science and stuff. so, come join us and scratch away all your problems while having a blast in this wild Minecraft world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • smp.me

    smp.me
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 8735
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    About Us
    While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc.
    Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting.
    LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity.
    16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels.

    Features

    Feature Description
    (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat.
    Armor Stand Tools Allows for various customization options for armor stands.
    Discord > server chat Enables communication between Discord and server chat.
    Web based world map High-quality map with multiple perspectives.
    Gradual world border expansion Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border.
    Grief prevention Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly.
    Adult staff team Experienced staff without power complexes.
    Opt-in only PVP Players can choose to participate in PVP.
    Decorative player heads Allows for decorative player heads in the game.
    Decisions made by community vote Community-driven decision-making process.
    Sleep skip Feature to skip the night by majority sleep.

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Head to smp.me to apply!

    Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

    A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

    A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.

    Q: What features does the server offer?

    A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

    A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

    Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 7936
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Crops Grown: 9346
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s like a virtual utopia for all the vtubers and mascots out there! Join us in a world where you can discuss all the talents and mascots of corpo™s that don’t get enough love in other threads.

    Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!

    We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

    MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 6871
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Ores Mined: 1813
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing in-laws! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the drama and plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference.

    Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.

    So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftyMornings

    MineCraftyMornings
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 2351
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1512 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NukeNoobsMC

    NukeNoobsMC
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 644
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4360 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 425 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 New Chunks Explored: 643667
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

    we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

    we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

    oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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