Absurdity

Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server

10/10, 23, Absurdity, bewildering, confounding, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, doesn’t make sense., Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, INCONSISTENCY, irrational, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, Server, unfathomable, Virgin

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you 10/10 virgins out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, absurd challenges, and hilarious shenanigans. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become the coolest virgin in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs out of its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with infinite riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of the 10/10 virgins!

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Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

10 seconds, absurd humor, Absurdity, BROKE, chuckles, chuuba, clipniggers, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, meme, Minecraft, OMG, reaction, Server, social media, Video, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

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This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

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CraftyClothClash

Absurdity, ass cheeks, bil, break up, buy a house, CraftyClothClash, Food, King, market, move in, office, one use only, save up, Surgeon, Telling, vacation, wash cloths, white wash cloths

Are you tired of living with a crazy family who thinks they’re royalty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.

Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.

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The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Absurdity, apply, Craziness, Discord integration, Dragon.., Dynmap, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, GrownUps, handle, HARD, Head Database, Lab, Minecraft, Netherhub, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version 1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric

Server Location Germany

Render Distance 10

Simulation Distance 10

Game Mode Hard

World Border 10k x 10k

FireTick On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)

Dynmap

Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration

Proximity Voice Chat

Armor statues

Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.

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New Server IP
What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

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Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

Absurdity, Assassination, candidates, conspiracy theories, current events, democrats, election, envy, humor, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, political commentary, political discourse, political humor, political parties, Political satire, Politics, satire, Server, social media

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

Absurdity, best, current events, drumpf, election, funny, Government, humor, Incompetence, leadership, Minecraft, mockery, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social commentary, trump, united states

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

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BlockyBanterCraft

Absurdity, Adult, Argument, astonishment, BlockyBanterCraft, Communication, Confrontation, Conversation, debate, disagreement, disbelief, Frustration, incredulous, Logic, Maturity, misunderstanding, reasoning

Are you tired of arguing with adults about the most ridiculous things? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind! We promise you won’t have to convince anyone that the sky is blue or that water is wet. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow gamers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it once turned a grown man into a unicorn just by logging in. So come join us and leave those silly arguments in the real world where they belong!

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New Server IP
AbsurdCraftNY: Russian Invasion vs Ukrainian Defense

AbsurdCraftNY, Absurdity, aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, new york, occupation, Politics, Russian, Russian Armed Forces, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Armed Forces, united states, War

Yo, you gotta join dis server cuz we got Russian Armed Forces takin’ over New York and Ukrainian soldiers fightin’ back in Absurdity! It’s like a crazy war zone up in here, with explosions and battles happenin’ all over da place.

But don’t worry, we also got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ down diamonds on ya. Plus, our admins are like magical wizards who can grant you any wish you want in da game.

So come join us and be part of da most insane Minecraft server ever! Who needs reality when you got all dis craziness goin’ on in here? Let’s goooooo!

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Sacred SMP

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Hello! This SMP has A lot of Plugins that enhances the gameplay | NO MODS NEEDED | JAVA ONLY | 13+ COMMUNITY | ANTI TOXIC SERVER | JAVA

54.39.193.54

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Ratecraft SMP

Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

RatecraftSMP is a lifesteal survival/PVE server with g-kits and ce’s! Join today! Please note that the server has a discord! It is https://discord.gg/gYKmcCAP, it has many ranks and recipe info!

ratecraftsmp.playfps.nl:26707

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eXquisiT

Skyblock, Survival

Immerse yourself in the exciting world of survival Minecraft on our German-speaking server! Experience exciting adventures, build epic structures and join a thriving community of players. Come along and show that you have what it takes to be the ultimate survival champion! #Minecraft #SurvivalServer #German speaking

exquisit-server.de

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New Server IP
mcfox

Survival

Fox Servo | mcfox.xyz | 1.20.x | Friendly Survival

Server IP: Java: mcfox.xyz(1.20.x) PE: mcfox.xyz Port: 19132 (latest version)

Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.

Click the “Add Server” button to open the server information form then copy & paste the IP Address mcfox.xyz in the “Server Address” box then press click on “Done” button.

Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on 狐狸伺服｜mcfox.xyz.

mcfox.xyz

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New Server IP
CraftMVM

Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Parkour, Skywars, Survival

The best MINECRAFT server ip for: CRAFTMVM.pl

The best MINECRAFT server ip for: CRAFTMVM.pl

Owners: KapiHappy300 Locked out I don’t know5

Owners: KapiHappy300 Locked out I don’t know5

CraftMVM.pl:8267

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New Server IP
Naruto-Craft.de

PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Naruto-Craft.de, your Skyblock server!

Are you looking for an active and always up-to-date Minecraft server with a first-class community? Then your search ends here! Join the Naruto Craft Community today and experience SkyBlock at its best again. Everything on the server is based on Naruto, so if you love Naruto as much as we do, you’re welcome!

Naruto-Craft.de

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New Server IP
Elartrios

Mini Games, PvP

Elartrios.net is available for the Minecraft Java Edition and also for Minecraft Bedrock Edition! IP Java: Elartrios.net:25565 | IP Bedrock: Elartrios.net:19132 | Website: Elartrios.net

Welcome to Elartrios, where adventure and excitement in Minecraft await you! Our server offers a collection of self-made minigames that promise to inject a refreshing twist into your gaming experience. With a variety of unique gamemodes designed to entertain and challenge, there’s never a dull moment here.

Experience the explosive frenzy of Generatorwars as you battle it out amidst thrilling explosions. Show off your skills by conquering the molten obstacles of Lavarun, a true test of agility and quick reflexes. And if you’re in the mood for something more rhythmic, why not join the dance in Blockparty and tackle the challenges with your fancy footwork?

What makes Elartrios truly special is the passion and effort poured into every aspect of our minigames. Despite being a team of just two dedicated individuals, we’ve crafted these games with care and creativity to ensure a gaming adventure that’s both seamless and exhilarating. We’re not just offering games; we’re offering an opportunity to be part of a community that values fun and camaraderie.

So why wait? Take the plunge and become a part of the Elartrios community today. Our server should give you a gaming experience that’s beyond the ordinary, where you may will forge friendships, tackle challenges, and create maybe memories that will last a lifetime. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game, there should be something for everyone at Elartrios.

Join us now and kickstart your journey into the world of unique minigames, where imagination knows no bounds and every corner holds a surprise. The adventure is calling, and Elartrios is your gateway. Get ready to explore, conquer, and most importantly, have fun like never before!

elartrios.net

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New Server IP
Pixel Pioneers

Roleplay, Survival

Pixel Pioneers: A Cheesy Adventure Awaits! Calling all adventurers and cheese connoisseurs! Are you ready to gouda time in a Minecraft world brimming with excitement and…cheese? Buckle up, blockheads, because Pixel Pioneers is brie-ing it on!

Here’s the cheddar:

Adventure awaits: Embark on thrilling quests, conquer epic new bosses , and explore uncharted biomes beyond 1.19 ️! Unravel mysteries, battle foes , and discover hidden treasures – your next grand adventure is just a pickaxe swing away! Cheese galore: From cheddar castles to mozzarella mazes , our world is whey more than just vanilla Minecraft. Prepare to be brie-dazzled by our cheesy creations and indulge in all things dairy-licious! Built for everyone: Whether you’re a Java veteran , a Pocket Edition pro , or a Nintendo newcomer , everyone’s welcome! Join the fun regardless of your platform. New dungeons: Delve into custom dungeons filled with unique challenges and rewards. Test your skills against fearsome mobs and claim your loot! Opening today!: Mark your calendars! The server launches at 12:30 PM today. Don’t miss out on the cheesy fun! What are you waiting for? Join Pixel Pioneers and embark on a gouda time like no other!

pre-1-shield.gbnodes.host:25566

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New Server IP
Donkeycraft

PvP, Survival, Towny

Danish server with a focus on fun and cool moments. We look forward to spending many pleasant hours together. Our main focus is that it should be simple and fun to play minecraft

WHAT KIND OF MINECRAFT SERVER IS DONKEYCRAFT?

51.195.130.69:25594

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New Server IP
Meteor SMP

MCMMO, Survival

Join our new SMP, we have lots of plugins and custom items, and we need staff! Join our survival community, use custom items with custom enchantments, and join our thriving community!

Owner: SnifferKingYT

51.195.189.121:25570

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Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Features

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

3. Where is the server located?