Absurdity MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server

Absurdity, perplexing, Virgin, Crafty, doesn’t make sense.

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you 10/10 virgins out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, absurd challenges, and hilarious shenanigans. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become the coolest virgin in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs out of its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with infinite riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of the 10/10 virgins!

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Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

BROKE, Comment, chuckles, funny, internet culture

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

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This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, confusion, Worship, Politics

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

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CraftyClothClash

save up, bil, wash cloths, office, vacation

Are you tired of living with a crazy family who thinks they’re royalty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.

Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.

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The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Fabric, Season, Spawn, Version, Dragon..

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version 1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric

Server Location Germany

Render Distance 10

Simulation Distance 10

Game Mode Hard

World Border 10k x 10k

FireTick On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)

Dynmap

Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration

Proximity Voice Chat

Armor statues

Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.

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What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

incomprehension, confusion, mind-bending, immovable object, deep thoughts

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

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Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

Jealousy, current events, political discourse, political humor, political parties

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

humor, Politics, drumpf, leadership, trump

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

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BlockyBanterCraft

astonishment, Absurdity, Argument, BlockyBanterCraft, Conversation

Are you tired of arguing with adults about the most ridiculous things? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind! We promise you won’t have to convince anyone that the sky is blue or that water is wet. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow gamers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it once turned a grown man into a unicorn just by logging in. So come join us and leave those silly arguments in the real world where they belong!

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AbsurdCraftNY: Russian Invasion vs Ukrainian Defense

SECURITY, united states, Ukrainian Armed Forces, AbsurdCraftNY, Defense

Yo, you gotta join dis server cuz we got Russian Armed Forces takin’ over New York and Ukrainian soldiers fightin’ back in Absurdity! It’s like a crazy war zone up in here, with explosions and battles happenin’ all over da place.

But don’t worry, we also got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ down diamonds on ya. Plus, our admins are like magical wizards who can grant you any wish you want in da game.

So come join us and be part of da most insane Minecraft server ever! Who needs reality when you got all dis craziness goin’ on in here? Let’s goooooo!

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Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

Absurdity

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Features

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

3. Where is the server located?