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This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

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CraftyClothClash

Absurdity, aita, ass cheeks, bil, break up, buy a house, CraftyClothClash, Food, King, market, move in, office, one use only, save up, Surgeon, Telling, vacation, wash cloths, white wash cloths

Are you tired of living with a crazy family who thinks they’re royalty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.

Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.

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The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Absurdity, apply, Craziness, Discord integration, Dragon.., Dynmap, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, GrownUps, handle, HARD, Head Database, Lab, Minecraft, Netherhub, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version 1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric

Server Location Germany

Render Distance 10

Simulation Distance 10

Game Mode Hard

World Border 10k x 10k

FireTick On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)

Dynmap

Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration

Proximity Voice Chat

Armor statues

Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.

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What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

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Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

Absurdity, Assassination, candidates, conspiracy theories, current events, democrats, election, envy, humor, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, political commentary, political discourse, political humor, political parties, Political satire, Politics, satire, Server, social media

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

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BlockyBanterCraft

Absurdity, Adult, Argument, astonishment, BlockyBanterCraft, Communication, Confrontation, Conversation, debate, disagreement, disbelief, Frustration, incredulous, Logic, Maturity, misunderstanding, reasoning

Are you tired of arguing with adults about the most ridiculous things? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind! We promise you won’t have to convince anyone that the sky is blue or that water is wet. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow gamers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it once turned a grown man into a unicorn just by logging in. So come join us and leave those silly arguments in the real world where they belong!

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AbsurdCraftNY: Russian Invasion vs Ukrainian Defense

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Yo, you gotta join dis server cuz we got Russian Armed Forces takin’ over New York and Ukrainian soldiers fightin’ back in Absurdity! It’s like a crazy war zone up in here, with explosions and battles happenin’ all over da place.

But don’t worry, we also got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ down diamonds on ya. Plus, our admins are like magical wizards who can grant you any wish you want in da game.

So come join us and be part of da most insane Minecraft server ever! Who needs reality when you got all dis craziness goin’ on in here? Let’s goooooo!

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DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!

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The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

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GearsOfCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to GearsOfCraftSurvival Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

gearsofcraft.xyz:25569

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DoomCo

Survival

Before you lies unlimited potential. Who will you be? What will you do? The possibilities are near endless. The only deciding factor is what you decide you want.

The shops at spawn will aid you in your journey using the server economy, you can be rich or simply buy the materials you need where necessary. Make sure you stop by the Super Duper Mart for great deals on build materials (And all the free cookies you can eat!) and then maybe travel down to Big Dave’s Pawn&Grill for great deals on various precious materials and well cooked meats! Then you can stop by the beautiful spawn-side park to admire the view as you decide what you wish to do!

You can have up to five homes utilizing the /home command, and protect each one using the griefprevention plugin!

Stop in and start your adventure today!

Also, small side note: If anything weird happens, contact the admins of the server. Do not attempt to interact with the players that have no display name, try to ignore the signs that randomly appear. It feeds off the attention.

Doomco.mc.gg

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Ghost MC

LifeSteal

THE BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER GHOST MC JOIN NOW!! CRACK ENABLED

ghostmcop.playmc.be

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SaintGames Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

The SaintGames Network

The best lifesteal minecraft server .

Here is lifesteal , economy. Coins , bounties and more to enchance your gameplay. Want to join server then join our discord server – https://discord.com/invite/XKweUtzuKq #truelyIndian

Saintmc.us.to:26350

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Ricecakes

PvE

[1.20.4] Fun, friendly, and classic Minecraft server. Join and make new friends, RP, casual chat, and more! Be sure to say hello.

ricecakes.scalacubes.xyz

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Black Legion

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Official Black Legion server offers Towny, economy, roleplay, survival and PvP. Create or join towns, establish plots, build communities. Engage in trade. Travel on adventures. Have fun!

www.black-legion.co.uk

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LumenMC

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you looking for an Awesome and Exciting Minecraft Survival Server with Custom Features and excellent Performance, then you found the Best Server you can find: LumenMC

LumenMC is a Free-to-Play Custom Survival Server, with Good Performance, Safety, Updates, Compatibility and an Awesome Community

lumenmc.g-portal.game:27165

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ThistleMC

Survival, Vanilla

ThistleMC SMP, we have a small friendly community! we would love for you to become a part of it, we have a few plugins like rtp, shop, crates and more!

thistle.mc.gg:25555

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Minetopia – Farmcraft

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Roleplay

The best roleplay server in the Netherlands & Belgium! The best roleplay server in the Netherlands & Belgium! The best roleplay server in the Netherlands & Belgium! The best roleplay server in the Netherlands & Belgium! The best roleplay server in the Netherlands & Belgium! The best roleplay server in the Netherlands & Belgium!

play.farmcraft.nl

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Astral Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

| Astral Pixelmon | | play.astralpixelmon.com | | http://discord.astralpixelmon.com | | EV Training | Pixelmon Bingo | Dex Rewards | Custom Crates | | Adult Owned | LGBTQ+ Friendly | WonderTrade | Pokebags |

Tired of those big servers where you get your messages missed? Tired of competing with twenty people just for the one legendary you want? Astral Pixelmon could be your next exciting adventure! We aim to be a server who relies on it’s community. A place where you can find a random player to go lugia hunting with at 3AM. A place where you can delve into the unknowns of Ultra Space with all your questions answered in chat. If you’ve made it this far, we’d like you to come aboard. Whether you’re a brand new player looking for your first home, or a pixelmon veteran whose been through hundreds of servers, Astral Pixelmon can be your next place to stay and play. Some of the things we have available AT LAUNCH are EV Training Safari, Pixelmon Bingo, and DexRewards. Well also use Discord chat integration with our server for ease of communication.

play.astralpixelmon.com

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Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

Amazing Absurdity Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Features

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

3. Where is the server located?