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  • BensMomCraft.com – Chaos Awaits

    BensMomCraft.com – Chaos Awaits

    BensMomCraft.com

    BensMomCraft.com is a wild Minecraft server where factions fight, money is made (and lost), and secrets hide. Using LightSpigot, a special version of Paper, the server offers a custom trading system, tough boss battles, and a changing economy. Players need to plan, fight, and outsmart opponents to be on top. Get cool cosmetics, win prizes from daily tasks, and discover a world shaped by the mysterious legend of BensMom. Whether you love PvP, gathering stuff, or just enjoy the craziness, BensMomCraft is open to everyone.

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  • PettyHillWarrior – Minecraft SMP

    PettyHillWarrior – Minecraft SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place in all of blocky land.

    First off, the spawn area is literally a giant cake made out of diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a secret passage that leads to a disco room filled with dancing villagers. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro.

    But that’s not even the best part. The admin of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like the fanciest llama you’ll ever meet. And get this, he’s also a master at building pixel art of famous memes. It’s like living in a meme museum, bro.

    And the best part is, every time you die in the game, a giant chicken falls from the sky and revives you with a golden apple. It’s like having a personal chicken guardian watching over you at all times.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of evil bunnies. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, bro.

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  • AbsurdlyAccepted – Minecraft SMP

    AbsurdlyAccepted – Minecraft SMP
    Bro, have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP where the admins are actually a group of alien llamas trying to take over the world? Yeah, that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them. Plus, they give out free diamond armor to new players as a peace offering.

    And get this, the main currency on the server is not diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually chicken nuggets. Yeah, you heard me right. You can trade chicken nuggets for rare items, build houses out of chicken nuggets, and even ride a chicken nugget-powered roller coaster. It’s wild, man.

    Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with villagers and creepers busting out their best moves? It’s a sight to see, let me tell you.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world (literally), then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra chicken nuggets with you. You never know when you might need them.

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  • NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

    NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • DumbCraft: Die for Diamonds

    DumbCraft: Die for Diamonds
    Are you willing to risk it all for a chance to join the most epic Minecraft server in existence? Picture this: a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the skeletons have impeccable aim because they all used to be professional archers in their past lives.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) in the Minecraft world.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how far you’re willing to go for the dumbest, most absurd things in Minecraft. Trust us, it’ll be worth it.

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  • CraftyClothClash

    CraftyClothClash
    Are you tired of living with a crazy family who thinks they’re royalty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.

    Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.

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  • The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

    The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!



    Minecraft Server Overview

    General Info

    Current Version1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
    Server LocationGermany
    Render Distance10
    Simulation Distance10
    Game ModeHard
    World Border10k x 10k
    FireTickOn (usually)

    Features

    Head Database (/head)
    Dynmap
    Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
    Proximity Voice Chat
    Armor statues
    Faster minecarts

    If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

    2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

    3. Where is the server located?

    The server is located in Germany.


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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft
    Are you tired of arguing with adults about the most ridiculous things? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind! We promise you won’t have to convince anyone that the sky is blue or that water is wet. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow gamers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it once turned a grown man into a unicorn just by logging in. So come join us and leave those silly arguments in the real world where they belong!

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  • AbsurdCraftNY: Russian Invasion vs Ukrainian Defense

    AbsurdCraftNY: Russian Invasion vs Ukrainian Defense
    Yo, you gotta join dis server cuz we got Russian Armed Forces takin’ over New York and Ukrainian soldiers fightin’ back in Absurdity! It’s like a crazy war zone up in here, with explosions and battles happenin’ all over da place.

    But don’t worry, we also got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ down diamonds on ya. Plus, our admins are like magical wizards who can grant you any wish you want in da game.

    So come join us and be part of da most insane Minecraft server ever! Who needs reality when you got all dis craziness goin’ on in here? Let’s goooooo!

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  • DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”

    DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!

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