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CashWasterMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about wasting money again! Our server is full of hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear just waiting for you to find. Who needs real-life money when you can be rolling in virtual riches on our server?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary pig named Sir Oinksalot who has been known to grant wishes to those who bring him a stack of golden carrots. Want to fly like a bird? Sir Oinksalot can make it happen. Want to turn your enemies into harmless bunnies? Sir Oinksalot can do that too. Just be careful what you wish for, because Sir Oinksalot has a mischievous side.

So why waste money on real-life stuff when you can join our Minecraft SMP and live a life of luxury and adventure? Come join us today and start your journey to virtual wealth and hilarity!

MineWishList

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Do you wish you spent more time on a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!

Ironclad Distractions: A World Where Everyone Enchants, Fights, and Accidentally Falls in Lava (No Hacks, We Promise!)

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	Ironclad Network

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’ve just launched a brand new world on 8/18/24, and we’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles. Whether you’re building a mighty faction or taking on opponents in open-world combat, there’s always something exciting happening.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

NikkeCraft – #2812 Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a collaboration between Evangelion and a bunch of over-the-top events that will blow your mind!

Join now for the chance to evade giant monsters in our YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, happening from August 22 to September 19. And don’t miss out on our Full Burst Day weekends, where things get so intense, you’ll need to overclock your brain in the Sim Room!

Coming up, we have a Solo Raid where you’ll face off against a Massive Object, and a Co-op event called Gatekeeper where teamwork is key. Plus, recruit special characters like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Rei Ayanami – and even get a free Misato Katsuragi!

Dress up your character in style with costume passes like Elegant Date and Pilot in Summer. And stay tuned for the upcoming Zoo Keeper costume pass – because who doesn’t want to be a stylish zookeeper in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!

CraftyStefanie SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because The JoostJapanese videogame mogul SMP is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a llama dressed as a pirate while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly. Will you be the one to claim this epic spud for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join The JoostJapanese videogame mogul SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they’re a real blast!

GymCraft Server: No Spot Stealing!

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Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate gym experience! Just like the dude from the apartment gym, you and your friends can rotate through every block in the game. Need a bench for your virtual workout? No problem, we’ve got plenty to go around. And don’t worry, there’s no need to fight over equipment – we’ve got enough for everyone!

But beware, just like in the real gym, there may be some players who try to snatch your blocks when you’re not looking. Will you be the one to claim the last diamond before someone else tries to grab it? Only one way to find out – join our server today for a workout like no other!

JavaJerkNoPay

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family road trips? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll never know what to expect – just like when your SIL brought you TWO iced coffees instead of the hot one you asked for. Will you have to Venmo her for the coffee? Who knows!

With a community as unpredictable as your family dynamics, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and experience the drama, the laughs, and the pure insanity that awaits you. Just remember, always expect the unexpected – just like when your SIL shows up with the wrong coffee order!

SecretsSMP: PartnerHiding

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Are you tired of sneaking around in Minecraft, hiding your secret diamond stash from your partner? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where secret hiding spots are a thing of the past! We encourage players to be as sneaky as possible and even have a “Hide and Seek” event where the winner gets to keep all the hidden loot! So come join us and let your inner sneakiness shine! Just make sure to watch your back, you never know who might be plotting to steal your precious diamonds… 😈💎 #HideAndSeekChampions #SneakySMP

BlockyBizarreBeliefs

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Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would find a secret portal to a candy land? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can dig your way to a world made entirely of chocolate and gummy bears. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters are lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your sugary treasures!

Not only that, but our server also has a secret underground society of talking animals who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the rebellious pigs and cows to take down the feathered tyrants? Or will you side with the chickens and help them maintain their clucky control over the land?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples buried deep within the heart of a volcano. Are you brave enough to venture into the fiery depths and claim the riches for yourself? Join our server and find out!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

CraftyUkrDefense

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lol join this cray cray minecraft server if u wanna be part of the epic battle between nato and russia in ukraine!! we got crazy cool weapons and armor to help u fight off those pesky russians. build ur own base and defend it like a boss, or team up with other players to take down the enemy. trust me, u won’t find a more intense and thrilling server anywhere else. so what u waiting for? join now and show those russians who’s boss!! #natostrong #minecraftwarriors #ukrainedefense

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4217
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ores Mined:	1099
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	8

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

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CashWasterMinecraftSMP

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MineWishList

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Ironclad Distractions: A World Where Everyone Enchants, Fights, and Accidentally Falls in Lava (No Hacks, We Promise!)

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Minecraft Server Overview

What Makes Us Different:

Rules:

NikkeCraft – #2812 Minecraft Server

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CraftyStefanie SMP

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SecretsSMP: PartnerHiding

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BlockyBizarreBeliefs

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CraftyUkrDefense

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Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7815
Magic Items Found:	8615	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0