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Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4559
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Votes:	4063

Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

Creeper Comedy Club – LOL Minecraft Server for Epic Gamers & Jokers! Join Now for a Laugh Attack!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground village filled with talking chickens who teach you how to breakdance. Or how about the time we organized a giant potato war where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken mount for a day? And don’t even get me started on our epic parkour course made entirely out of cheese blocks! So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let the madness begin!

PolarizedCraft: Extreme Views & Extreme Actions

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A POLITICAL DEBATE GONE WILD!

WE GOT AMBIVALENCE AND POLARIZED VIEWS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

FEELIN’ WEAK OR INSECURE ABOUT YOUR BELIEFS? NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME!

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE EXTREME ACTIONS THOUGH, THEY’LL HAVE YOU BUILDIN’ CASTLES AND FIGHTIN’ DRAGONS IN NO TIME!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE WHERE YOUR BELIEFS TAKE YOU! (PRO TIP: BRING SNACKS, YOU’LL NEED ‘EM)

BONUSGRIEF Minecraft server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

The owner of the server “BONUSGRIEF” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.217.53.188:25963

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and pureness collide – No hacks allowed, just good ol’ anarchy s’il vous plaît!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Mines Excavated:	4369	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Simply Vanilla Server Overview:

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I hack or dupe on the server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players found violating these rules will be banned.

2. What are the server’s features?

Simply Vanilla offers vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof for players to explore and build in.

3. How long has the server been online?

Simply Vanilla has been online since 2019 with an active community of players and a strong discord presence.

4. How do I escape spawn on the server?

For a guide on how to escape spawn, you can watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, players are free to make allies, betray, and conquer bases on Simply Vanilla. However, hacking and duping are still not allowed.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

PrivateFollowers Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecraft player in history? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most absurd, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to keep your sense of humor and your pickaxe at the ready – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9016	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

ShookCraft: History Bytes

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7391	Buildings Constructed:	38
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	17	New Chunks Explored:	142958
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ancient artifacts and hidden treasures? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while building your own epic creations above ground! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of history in the making!

SanctionCraft USA

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, look no further cuz our server is lit like a creeper on fire! we got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only rule is to have fun! we’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and epic builds that will make you say “holy sheep!”

plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ender dragon itself!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it!

GravityFighters

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

join dis server if u want to be part of a wild ride where the blocks come alive and start dancing the cha cha slide. we got creepers who moonwalk and skeletons who breakdance. the ender dragon? oh he just wants to challenge u to a rap battle.

come on in and build ur dream castle, but watch out for the flying pigs who will steal ur diamonds and replace them with potatoes. our mod team is made up of unicorns who grant wishes and ban griefers by shooting glitter out of their horns.

if u want a server that will make u question reality and laugh until u pee ur pants, then join us now. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. the madness will consume u and u will never be the same. but hey, at least u’ll have a good time, right?

AlgaeNanobotLungCureMC

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where tiny robots made of green algae are running around with little nanoparticles covered in red blood cell stuff. They’re like tiny little doctors going through your lungs to deliver chemo drugs right to those nasty tumors. It’s like a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, dude! Join our server and experience the wildest medical adventures while fighting off lung cancer with the power of algae robots. It’s like a virtual hospital on steroids, man! Come join the madness and let’s save some blocky lives together!