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DumbestChatEver Minecraft SMP

Absurd, asinine, brainless, dumb, DumbestChatEver, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, illogical, imbecilic, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, stupid, Unintelligent

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Potions Brewed:	129
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as crazy as the creepers!

One time, someone tried to convince us that you could tame a zombie by giving it a diamond helmet and singing it lullabies. Needless to say, it did not end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have players who build entire roller coasters out of TNT, villagers who breakdance for emeralds, and a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive dirt block with a face on it.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

GatherCraft SMP: Auntie’s Dance-off

Absurd, amusing, Aunties, awkward, BIZARRE, Comical, crazy, danceoff, EMBARRASSING, family gathering, funny, GatherCraft, hilarious, odd, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, Ridiculous, Shocking.., smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the most exciting thing that happens is Aunt Mildred accidentally spilling her drink on Uncle Bob’s lap? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where the family drama is turned up to 11!

Picture this: instead of arguing over who gets the last piece of pie, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with your cousins. And forget awkward small talk with distant relatives, now you can bond over building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their woolly reign? The choice is yours.

So if you’re ready to trade in family drama for Minecraft madness, join us and see just how wild a family gathering can truly be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: OOC Panels

Absurd, BIZARRE, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, ITT, memes, Minecraft, offbeat, Online Community, OOC, OOC Panels, Out of Context Panels, Panels, PixelatedPals, pop culture, Random, smp, social media, surreal, Unconventional, unexpected, viral content

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake, intense debates over the best way to build a dirt hut, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and llamas. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else! So come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your house blown up by creepers)!

Nonsense SMP – Minecraft

Absurd, Baffling, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, confusion, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, mind-boggling, Minecraft, nonsense, Nonsensical, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, Unexplainable, unfathomable

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	203334
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	5288
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	194	Towns Built:	10
Potions Brewed:	155	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a server where pigs fly, literally. Our admin has a weird obsession with launching pigs into the sky using TNT cannons, and it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with quirky characters who have the strangest Minecraft builds you’ll ever see. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow you around and attack anyone who dares to challenge you.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that makes absolutely no sense at all, join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wackiness!

DumbOlympicSport Minecraft SMP

Absurd, athletes, BIZARRE, Competition, controversial, DumbOlympicSport, Entertaining, funny, least popular, long tail tag, Minecraft, odd, Olympic sport, olympics, Ridiculous, smp, sports, strange, Stupidest, Unconventional, unpopular, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like the Olympics of Minecraft, but with a twist – we have the stupidest Olympic sports you’ve ever seen! From synchronized sheep shearing to underwater pumpkin carving, we guarantee you’ve never experienced anything like this before. Join us for a chance to prove your skills in the most ridiculous challenges and laugh your way to victory! Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of the dumbest sport in Minecraft history! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your dignity too)!

BoredomCraft SMP: Epic Fails!

Absurd, adventurous, Antics, Boredom, BoredomCraft, crazy, Entertainment, Epic, Fails, Foolish, funny, Mischief, offbeat, outlandish, playful, quirky, Random, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, spontaneous, time wasting, Unconventional

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Dimension Hops:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Have you ever built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft just because you were bored? Well, on our SMP, that’s considered a normal Tuesday activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with spontaneous dance parties, llama races, and secret underground roller coasters. Who needs a boring old survival world when you can join our wacky community of builders, pranksters, and professional potato farmers? Come on, you know you want to be part of the madness!

DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DumbestMC, dumbfounded, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, quotes, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, smp, stupid, Unintelligent

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, Entertainment, funny, HOLY, humor, Internet Sensation, meme, Minecraft, odd, Outrageous, quirky, Ridiculous, Server, silly, social media, strange, trending, viral, Wacky, weird

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	239

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the cows moo like Beyonce and the creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and zombie chickens, and explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of candy and the oceans are filled with soda pop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Holy Boobers, a group of mystical creatures who grant wishes to any player who can find them. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a house made entirely of gold blocks? Easy peasy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Holy boobers, you won’t regret it!

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, HOLY, holy boobers, internet humor, jokes, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Random, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6686	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

Earth smp

Adventure, Arena Pvp, Earth, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

135.125.123.210:25594

Troymc

Cracked, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	157	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mines Excavated:	4228	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Just a simple survival server for 1.12 by a youtuber.

TroyMC.aternos.me

Biram Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	847146	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Biram Factions is a new server with a fresh map looking to invite Strong players to conquer it’s factions. We have shops and pvp arenas as well to add a level of convenience for our players! Join and we look forward to having you!

147.135.59.24

Celestial Realm

PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Potions Brewed:	42
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	821831
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Starting 11/10/2021, the server is under whitelist development.

HOWEVER!

This server still wants you. It would desire to have you as a player. To keep up with release information and join the community, click on the discord invite link below!

https://discord.gg/NFaSt6bF7Q

My username is SublimeZero and I am the owner of CelestialRealm – an RPG server in development. Your character will be dropped into a world of swords and magic and you must traverse The Dungeon, killing monsters and gaining new spells and abilities.

Before I continue, I must stress heavily that this server is NOT MODDED, and in fact ONLY USES PLUGINS.

So come on to the discord and talk to me “in-person” or something…

Cant wait to see ya here!

192.95.21.237:25570

Hnc smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Server IP: HatersNeverCome.aternos.me:52758

HatersNeverCome.aternos.me:52758

Mc-DevelopCraft Network Server Thai

KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29

Mc-DevelopCraft Network 1.8 – 1.13.x ============================================= IP: mc-developcraft.net

Network system – Survival – Acid Island – Skyblock – MineZ – Bedwars – Survival Games – KitBattle ============================================== Fanpage: https://www.facebook.com/mc.developcraft Groups: https://www.facebook.com/groups/481604665352196/

mc-developcraft.net

Divurzity Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Diversity Network is…………………………………………… ………………………………………… …….

46.105.209.205

Nextcity

Op skyblock, Skyblock

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	50	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

# NextCity

> A server inspired by Root-style SkyBlock.

> with special kits.

> but it will be an innovative Brazilian server

> **what do you mean?**

It has systems of:

“`• Spawner systems.

• Special enchantment systems.

• Stone generators that will generate ores as well.

“`

Systems that could arrive soon;

“`• Machine Systems that will generate ores or special items like Cash as well.“`

> We will try to obtain maximum performance, as we want to create a server that almost does not exist in Brazil, most of it is carried out by foreigners.

> if you can give us a helping hand we will be very grateful, and the more people who can enter, the more we will try.

> **we will try to get one of the best Brazilian skyblock servers**

https://discord.com/invite/RNnERqdeyj

nextcity.redepvp.com

Reflex Survival

KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

this is a starter server u can help me with stuff i have much commands u can do /help to get commands [if ur opped]

i will try to help you

btw the server closes sometime check the website for information

Batuh16482.aternos.me

kroell.net

Creative

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

KROELL.NET Minecraft-Server (Debian Linux 10, max. 1000 Players) – Server is located in Filderstadt, Germany

kroell.net