Absurd Minecraft Servers

Absurd Minecraft Servers

  • SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

    SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9421
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

    MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 193
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

    Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

    So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

    AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 1709
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

    One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

    But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperCraziness

    CraftyCreeperCraziness
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 3569
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 448523 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Endless Night Skies: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

    So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyWoofMC

    HolyWoofMC
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 9683
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 279 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 340
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

    And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

    So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DumbConvosMC SMP

    DumbConvosMC SMP
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 355
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cash4CreeperMischief Minecraft SMP

    Cash4CreeperMischief Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 1987
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 New Chunks Explored: 591987

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and you could find yourself participating in epic battles against giant chickens, building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or even taming a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a dragon that only the bravest players can defeat. And if you manage to find the legendary golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So come join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

    Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 6275
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

    Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NonsensicalCraft SMP

    NonsensicalCraft SMP
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 9509
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 42 Villages Defended: 19
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Runes Activated: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyClassmateCraze

    CraftyClassmateCraze
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 5616
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 95 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

    Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Proud10YearOld Minecraft SMP

    Proud10YearOld Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 8725
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and make your 10-year-old self proud by becoming the ultimate block-building master! Remember when you used to spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions? Well, now you can take your building skills to the next level and create entire kingdoms in our server!

    Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best chicken dance impression. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens like these before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that only those who can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig will be worthy enough to claim the treasure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show your 10-year-old self just how far you’ve come in the world of blocky adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomDadCraft or ParentalPixel

    MomDadCraft or ParentalPixel
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 2100
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Enchantments Applied: 152
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are your parents constantly nagging you to get off Minecraft and do your homework? Well, fear not, because on our server, your parents will actually encourage you to play all day and night! That’s right, we have a special feature that sends messages to your parents pretending to be your teacher, telling them that playing Minecraft is actually improving your grades. So join our server and watch as your parents become your biggest supporters in your quest for blocky greatness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPolish Minecraft Server

    CraftyPolish Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 5040
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

    you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

    we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

    join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HezbollahHavocMC

    HezbollahHavocMC
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 3730
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Chimeras Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and take down hezbollah targets just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and griefers. with at least 274 ways to die and over 1,000 ways to get injured, u’ll never get bored on this server. so come join us and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CTE Craft: NFL Edition

    CTE Craft: NFL Edition
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 841
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama in a disco! we have so many cool things to do, you’ll feel like a pig in a mud bath.

    our players are so awesome, they make herobrine look like a noob. we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant creeper made out of diamonds.

    we also have mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll sound like a zombie with a sore throat. and don’t even get me started on our epic events, like the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament.

    plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a village full of villagers who actually like each other. so come join us, and let’s have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to Bud Light Craft: The Server with No Cheating, Toxicity, or Fun Allowed! Featuring KitPvP, Factions, Mini Games, and Tower Defense!

    Welcome to Bud Light Craft: The Server with No Cheating, Toxicity, or Fun Allowed! Featuring KitPvP, Factions, Mini Games, and Tower Defense!
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 5650
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8732 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Crops Grown: 5530
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to providing a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of all forms of cheating, and fostering a friendly community for players of all skill levels.

    Allowed Clients

    Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed below are allowed)

    Allowed Mods for Badlion
    Animations
    Block Overlay
    Clear Glass
    CPS
    Crosshair
    Damage Tint
    Enchant Glint
    FPS
    Hit Color
    Item Physics
    KeyStrokes
    OofMod
    Ping
    Tab

    Server IP

    IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

    NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! If caught using one, you will be immediately banned.

    FAQ

    1. Can I use mods on the server?

    Mods are not allowed on the server except for specified mods with the Badlion Client.

    2. What happens if I cheat or try to hack?

    Any form of cheating, including game exploits, alt accounts, or piracy, will result in an unpardonable ban.

    3. Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

    No, large scale farms that generate excessive items are strictly prohibited to maintain a balanced economy and gameplay experience.

    4. How can I get help on the server?

    Use the in-game tutorials (/warp HowToPlay) or the /help command. Do not repeatedly ask staff for help on things covered in the tutorials.

    5. Is joining the Discord server necessary?

    Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anti Vaxxers Minecraft Server

    Anti Vaxxers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 7858
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 3469 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and avoid real-life dangers like diphtheria! Our server is so safe, even unvaccinated toddlers can play without fear of disease. Plus, our virtual world is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures that will make you forget all about the dangers of the real world. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to bring your diamond sword for protection against any anti-vax zombies that may try to attack!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Foreigner Minecraft SMP Balls Japanese Writers

    Foreigner Minecraft SMP Balls Japanese Writers
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 2867
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 623547
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just a regular player? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky and wild characters, just like the “Russian” girl from Roshidere! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with our diverse group of players.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant creepers to hilarious pranks pulled by mischievous players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why settle for a boring old SMP when you can join us and be a part of something truly unique and outrageous? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today and see what all the hype is about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

    MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 7943
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Farms Harvested: 185 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyElectionFlip

    CraftyElectionFlip
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 2928
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 13
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