Absurd – Page 2 – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

DumbExistence – Minecraft SMP

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Yo, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server where the admins are actually aliens from outer space? I know, it sounds crazy, but I swear it’s true! They built this whole server on the moon and you have to wear a space suit just to log in. But get this, the mobs are all wearing tuxedos and top hats because they’re fancy like that.

And get this, the currency on the server is not diamonds or gold, it’s actually cheeseburgers! Yeah, you heard me right, cheeseburgers. You have to go on quests to find the rarest cheeseburger ingredients like unicorn tears and dragon scales. It’s wild, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the whole server is actually a giant maze filled with traps and secret passages? It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but in Minecraft. And the best part is, if you make it to the end of the maze, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. How cool is that?

So, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those cheeseburger-stealing aliens, they’re sneaky little buggers.

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DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, brainless, Clueless, dim-witted, dumb, DumbSMPChats, Foolish, funny, gullible, IDIOTIC, ignorant, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Absurd, Anime, BROKEN, card game, duel monsters, Entertainment, exaggeration, FANTASY, fictional, Game Mechanics, Manga adaptation, MysticCraft, Overpowered, plot device, Realms, Revival Jam, Ridiculous, storytelling, tv show, UNBELIEVABLE, Unkillable, Yugioh

Bro, forget about Yugioh, come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena.

Our server is like a crazy acid trip where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie chickens.

You’ll never get bored because we have secret dungeons filled with dancing skeletons and treasure chests full of diamonds.

Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

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BlockBinge: The Movie Buff Server

Absurd, addiction, AMOUNT, Binge, BlockBinge, buff, Cinema, classic, Cult, Entertainment, Favorite, film, love, Marathon, Movie, Obsession, obsession with movies, Passion, repeat, rewatch, Server, Times, Watched

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to watch a movie again! Why waste time on boring old films when you can immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities?

Our server is so addictive that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom! But who needs basic human needs when you can be building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious caves?

Join us now and say goodbye to the real world – because once you step into our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

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Ridic2025MinecraftSMP

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OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest thing ever, I swear. Like, they have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas. And get this, the whole server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite??

But wait, there’s more! They have this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. Like, I can’t even handle how insane this server is.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, wackadoodle Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke. They’ll straight up steal your diamonds and laugh in your face. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and non-stop laughs. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

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Bear Kingdom Wild 1.21.4

1.21.4, Absurd, Animals, Bear, bears, celebration, CONGRATS, congratulations, FANTASY, FEMINIST, funny, gender swap, Girls, humor, imagination, JOKE, Kingdom, Men, replaced, role reversal, silly, Wild, women power, world

Lol, imagine a Minecraft server where you can escape the bear takeover and build your own fabulous girly paradise!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can show those bears who’s boss by crafting the most fabulous pink castles and unicorn stables ever seen in the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner princess warrior and conquer the bear-infested lands with glitter bombs and rainbow swords!

So grab your diamond tiara and join us on this epic quest to save the world from the furry menace and create the ultimate girly paradise in Minecraft!

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CraftyDelusions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely out of TNT and watching it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it that if you can find the mystical golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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DumbCraft: Die for Diamonds

Absurd, Absurdity, BIZARRE, crazy, death wish, diamonds, Die, DumbCraft, dumbest thing, Foolish, funny, humor, irrational, long tail, Ludicrous, Nonsensical, Pointless, Ridiculous, ridiculousness, SENSELESS, silly, stupidity, willing to die

Are you willing to risk it all for a chance to join the most epic Minecraft server in existence? Picture this: a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the skeletons have impeccable aim because they all used to be professional archers in their past lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how far you’re willing to go for the dumbest, most absurd things in Minecraft. Trust us, it’ll be worth it.

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RudyMine Minecraft server

Hello! There are a lot of good administration on the RudyMine server! Cheap donation, many giveaways of privileges or donation cases! We are waiting for you on the server!)

rudy.mc-serv.fun:19130

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8builders8tools SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

8b8t SMP is a survival semi anarchy and its a secondary server from 8b8t.me join today and you will get this things by voting: 5 extra homes and 1000 minecoins, 1k minecoins for every vote you do. Bedrock IP: br.smp.8b8t.me Port: 19132

smp.8b8t.me

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nlie

Economy, Factions, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Reign & Glory is a modded minecraft server centering around war and diplomacy. R&G uses a modpack that can be found in our discord. Use NPCs to farm, mine, guard, and wage war!

DYNMAP: http://162.33.31.254:8123/

162.33.31.254:25567

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Lsb playz smp

Bukkit, Cracked, Kit PvP, Survival

Lsb Playz SMP is the Best survival Bangladeshi Minecraft server. Lsb Playz SMP is one of the most popular servers in Bangladesh. we have custom vanilla survival gameplay, Our survival server gives the best ping so you won’t get any lag. We’re constantly banning hackers, and we have plugins that players can’t hack. We’re always trying to improve our server. hopefully, we can give you the best Survival experience in Lsb Playz SMP.

SERVER IP:JAVA: 157.254.169.242:30273BEDROCK/PE: 157.254.169.242:30273

play.banglasmp.ml

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PvPguy

PvP

Join the new pvp server you can play Pot pvp,Soup PvP , Sumo ,Diamond and more join PvPguy.play-mc.de or pvp.play-mc.de and enjoy

PvPguy.play-mc.de

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Nznetwork minecraft

Anarchy, build battle, Buildbattle, Bungeecord, Creative, Hardcore, Minigames, Survival, Uhc

Now open GLOBALLY to all players around the world!Come join one of the worlds longest running Minecraft servers (Since 2010!)

Use these addresses to get to the servers:[NOTICE] The IP address in the video trailer is old and no longer works.minecraft.nznetwork.co.nznzminecraft.com

Join us on discord!https://discord.gg/a85vJBG

All ages welcome! (Yes Grandma, I mean you can play too)

We have multiple servers consisting of…

On the Main Server:UHCBuild BattleWorld Edit Creative worldFreebuild/creativeSurvivalAnarchy survivalAnd any other suggestions players may have!

The community on NZnetwork’s minecraft servers is one which has been known to spend hours on a Friday night building together or just getting upto general mischief by building the most random structures you could imagine.

We aim to provide near 100% uptime, because an offline server just plain old sucks.

A little history about NZnetwork:We are one of the oldest running Minecraft servers in New Zealand and have been online since 2010.Our maximum playercount at any one time was 62 (This isn’t bad for an NZ locked server at the time)NZNetwork was originally created for a few friends, but was opened to the NZ public in 2010NZNetwork was opened up to the world in 2019

nzminecraft.com

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Attoshu 1.8 – 1.12.2 Minecraft server

We build an empire, we play, we troll.

!ON THE SERVER THE WHITELIST, BE SURE TO GO TO DS!

http://discord.gg/Re7sCxVHtS

g4.gamely.pro:25882

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Non-ExistentSMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Non-Existent SMP is a Minecraft survival multiplayer server that, believe it or not, exists. Despite what the name implies. Its a small server created by a group of friends who just really want to play some Minecraft.

The name Non-Existant SMP came to be simply because it was the only name we could agree on after like an hour of debating. We tried everything from PumkinSMP to Pyronim Destiny when out of nowhere Non-Existant SMP was chucked out there as a joke and we all just went yeah ok.

play.non-existentsmp.net:25589

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Birb Craft

Survival

A survival minecraft server full of birds! You can build, play with other players, and more! it’s a brand new minecraft server.

bird.apexmc.co

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Mundogamers

Economy, Opprison, Practice, PvP

We are a Non-premium / Premium Minecraft community created in May 2016. Compatible with all versions from 1.8 onwards. We have been online 24/7 for more than 4 years. We are now merging with another MMORPG community called Lineage II L2Mundo Injury. As gamers, we understand the needs and features that make for a better gaming experience. We are like you and we understand that the most important thing is always the people who are part of the community. That is why, by bringing together the knowledge between our two communities and their creators, this new and renewed project called CRAFT WORLD emerged. We hope you enjoy your stay here and have a great time.IP: MC.MUNDOGAMERS.NETWEB: minecraft.mundogamers.netSTORE:tienda.mundogamers.netDISC: https://discord.gg/7zTb3n4

mc.mundogamers.net

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