Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pixelation to a whole new level! Ever wanted to hide your pixelated bits with just 10 pixels on the tip of your penis or clitoris? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.
Join us as we embark on quests to film the most degenerate acts of perverse sexual degradation that even the most twisted minds can conceive. Who knew that building pixelated structures could lead to such scandalous shenanigans?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as insanely based as the japs (whatever that means)? Trust us, once you step foot into our pixelated world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the madness begin!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!
We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
Are you tired of living in the real world and not being able to marry your favorite video game character? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can finally tie the knot with that pixelated dreamboat! Whether it’s Mario, Sonic, or even a Creeper, we’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could amass with just a few clucks and pecks from this majestic creature.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our secret quest to find the fabled Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful that it can turn your enemies into bacon with just one swing! Just be careful not to accidentally take a bite out of it yourself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of endless possibilities, ridiculous romances, and bacon-infused battles!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a magical land filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of llamas as they race through obstacle courses, participate in epic battles against armies of evil chickens, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, strap in because this server is about to take you on a wild ride! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to party.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and sparkles.
Join us on this crazy adventure and see what other wacky surprises await you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!
Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!
So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!
Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground village filled with talking chickens who teach you how to breakdance. Or how about the time we organized a giant potato war where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken mount for a day? And don’t even get me started on our epic parkour course made entirely out of cheese blocks! So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let the madness begin!
Factions server with ranks, kits and all the other good stuff that you expect from any good minecraft server! We also have Clear Lag and lots of ram so you will not lag! Supports 1.12.1.
Welcome to the Zenith Network, where the fun never sets and the community spirit soars high! 🚀 We are a new and small starting community with big dreams, and we’re on a journey to grow together into something truly extraordinary.
🌟 Discover the Hub:Step into a world of endless possibilities as you explore our dynamic Hub filled with excitement and surprises. From custom features to interactive NPCs, the Hub is the ultimate starting point for your journey into the Zenith Network!
☁️ SkyPvP – Rule the Skies:Soar to new heights in our SkyPvP arena! Battle it out in the clouds, strategically maneuvering your way to victory. With custom kits and a gravity-defying arena, you’ll be on the edge of your seat (or cloud) in every heart-pounding match!
🛏️ BedWars – Dreamy Battles Await:Build, defend, and conquer in BedWars, where dreams come true and beds are made for breaking! Team up with friends or go solo as you craft your way to victory. Will your bed withstand the onslaught, or will you be left floating in the void?
🌈 Why Vote for Zenith Network?:Voting isn’t just a duty; it’s a celebration! By casting your vote for Zenith Network, you not only unlock exclusive rewards, rare items, and a direct ticket to the heart of our ever-growing community but also become a pioneer in our quest to transform from a small starting community into a mighty force in the Minecraft universe! 🎁
Join us on Zenith Network and be part of the most thrilling and entertaining Minecraft experience out there. Don’t just play the game; live the adventure! Vote now, and let’s grow big together! 🚀
Welcome to SavageBlock, a brand new server with tons of games planned for the future. Right now we include:
– Creative
– Survival
For the future we plan to have:
– Factions
– Minigames (SkyWars, Custom minigames, etc.)
– KitPVP
– Arcade (Spleef, Party Games, Prison Break, etc.)
– SkyBlock
– Prison
Hope to see you on soon!
Welcome to VampCraft LifeSteal – a unique Minecraft server where vampiric adventures intertwine with the life that thrives in darkness. Combining the struggle for survival and the eerie existence of a vampire, players can enjoy a distinct experience with the LifeSteal system – inflicting damage leads to life restoration. Collect lightning-fast weapons and unique armors to perfect your vampire arsenal. Enter this dark world filled with challenges and dangers, where only the strongest will survive. VampCraft LifeSteal – where darkness is your ally, and vampirism is the key to eternal life
As you can see, on our server you can play on the latest version 1.16.1 and also the new update of the nether.
So if you feel like surviving, we welcome you to the server and you can claim a place in the world.
If you just want to make buildings in creative, that is also possible.
We also have creative on 1.16.1.
You start with a plot of 50 by 50 and every hour you are online you get 75 to save for additional plots that cost 250 in game.
Hopefully we can meet you on the server soon.
Lots of fun.
The Bear-Craft staff team.