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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	253
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

Divine & Mind

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Minecraft 1.20.4 Protective stones Voting system Ranks No lag Argentina Community Adventure PVP Creative Economy Modded Skyblock Vanilla Factions Pixelmon Minigames Roleplay Hardcore, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	299
Buildings Constructed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Explore an exciting survival world on our Minecraft 1.20.4 server! With protective stones, voting system, ranks, no lag and a vibrant Argentine community. Join now and start your adventure!

45.235.98.194:25688

Warden Network

bangladeshi, bedrock, bedwar, Bedwars, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Economy, gamemode, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Parkour, Port 25019, Server, spawner, Warden Network

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1560
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ores Mined:	7406
Villages Defended:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

A Bangladeshi Minecraft Lifesteal Server.We have custom item , custom enchants, spawner etc.Gamemode:Bedwar,lifesteal. Note: Port is only for bedrock (25019)

play.wardennetwork.fun:25019

ROFLANCRAFT (survival server) Minecraft server

Minecraft, ROFLANCRAFT, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

The owner of the “ROFLANCRAFT survival server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

d16.gamely.pro:20574

Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood! Join our Builders Haven SMP server on Java 1.20.4!

1.20.4, blocks, Builders, Community, Cool, CREEPERS, design, Discord, Farms, Friends, Haven, Help, java, Join, long-lasting, Minecraft, misunderstood, new, Projects, Redstone, Server, smp, Survival, Themed, world

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Server Age	1 week
Community Focus	Builders and farm makers
Features	Themed areas, farms, redstone builds

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is just 1 week old.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for builders and farm makers who want to join a long lasting community.
What can I expect on the server?	Themed areas, lots of farms, cool redstone builds, and opportunities to build your own projects.
How can I get started?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/d4kNQJmh to get started.

NikkeCraft Minecraft Server

Active Codes, alteisen, Android, anniversary codes, Costume Passes, Developer’s Note, Events, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Golden Coin Rush, HARVESTER, Ios, Links, Minecraft, new players, NikkeCraft, PC, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Twinkling Bunny, update, Wonderland Bunny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	1694
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Gems Collected:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready for some insane fun.

Join us for events like the Golden Coin Rush, where you can collect more coins than a greedy villager. Coming up, we have the Co-Op: Harvester event, where you can team up with other players to harvest crops faster than you can say “Enderman”.

But wait, there’s more! Our current special recruit, Soda: Twinkling Bunny, is ready to hop into action. And don’t miss out on upcoming recruit Alice: Wonderland Bunny – she’s as mad as a hatter!

With costume passes like Diesel: Midnight Strawberry and Mary: Medical Rabbit, you can dress your character in the most outrageous outfits imaginable. Who knew rabbits could be so fashionable?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have anniversary codes that will blow your mind. Join us for our 1.5th anniversary celebration and use codes like ONEANDHALFANNIVSHOWBEWITHCOMMANDER to unlock exclusive rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good.

MineCraft XIVG: Endwalker Server

BLU Meetup, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Ebin Awards, endwalker, Fall Guys Collaboration Event, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Final Fantasy XIV News, Free Companies, gaming events, Kino Movie Meetup, Linkshells, make it rain, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, Moogle Treasure Trove, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Server, Stage Games Meetup, Twin Peaks Meetup., xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Enchantments Applied:	121
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103

🌟 Join our Minecraft server and thank your lucky stars that Zanmato isn’t out for your blood! 🌟

🚀 Early Access starting Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024! 🚀

🎉 In-game events that will blow your mind: – Yo-kai Watch Event rerun (Until Patch 7.0) – Catch ’em all in Minecraft! – Moogle Treasure Trove (Until June 24th) – Find hidden treasures in the pixelated world! – Fall Guys Collaboration Event (Until June 10th) – Fall Guys meets Minecraft, what could go wrong? – Make it Rain (Until May 31st) – It’s raining loot in Minecraft, hallelujah!

🌍 General News that will make you want to join ASAP: – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – Travel between regions like a boss! – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches! – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells – Build your empire in Minecraft! – Meetups that will rock your world – from BLU meetups to Ebin Awards, we’ve got it all!

🤪 Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! 🤪

AsenaCraft

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames RPG PvP Economy Towny Pixelmon Hardcore Adventure Prison Vanilla Modded Roleplay Creative Faction Parkour Quests

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

COPYABLE SERVER ADDRESS play.asenacraft.com

WEBSITE ADDRESS AsenaCraft Website

SERVER VERSION You can log in with all versions between 1.16.5-1.20.

SERVER SLOT UNLIMITED

play.asenacraft.com

Papuland – Network

Adventures, building, Challenges, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Empire, Endless, Exploration, friendship, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, Heights, Kingdom, Minecraft, Network, Papuland, PvP, sharing, Survival, unforgettable moments, Unique, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Discover a world of fun in Papuland! Immerse yourself in a kingdom full of exciting adventures, unbreakable friendship and challenges everywhere. From building your own empire to conquering the highest heights, at Papuland every day is a new opportunity to explore, create and share unforgettable moments. Join our vibrant community and be part of a unique gaming experience. We are waiting for you in Papuland, where the fun never ends!

papuland.servermc.xyz

Gratopia 1.20 [Bedrock & Java Compatible] Survival Server

AFK Rewards, bedrock, chatcolors, Coins, Community, Economy, Gratopia, Grief Prevention, java, Keys, Kindness, MCMMO, minecraft server, Playtime, Plugins, Premium Currency, Ranks, RPG, smp, Surival, Survival, Teams

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Animals Bred:	139
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

This server is owned by Gratatah who is a popular Minecraft shorts creator. We combine the excitement of survival with the thrill of competitive economy gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to make new friends! From gathering resources to trading with players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. We hope to see you in game!

Here is a list of plugins we have on the server to make your experience better.AFK RewardsAt Gratopia we are all about that playtime. You get rewarded for the amount of hours you put into the server. With each milestone, you can win keys, coins and in-game cash!TeamsWe’ve amped up the fun with our custom teams plugin, designed to bring you and your friends closer together. Now, you can invite your buddies to join your team and become the top group on the server. This plugin takes your playtime, claimblocks, and balances, weaving them together to compare with other teams on the server.Grief PreventionPlayers can claim their bases to stop griefers from ruining the fun! We even have a GUI to make it easier for some players to learn the plugin! You can set certain flags and trust your friends to build your dream town!MCMMORPG inspired skill leveling. Everything you do has an ability that you can level up. From woodcutting to alchemy you will find something fun to grind.Premium CurrencyCoins are a virtual currency on Gratopia used to buy ranks, tags, keys, chatcolors and more! You can buy coins from our webstore, win them in crates or get them from playtime levels! Leave your IGN below and we will give you 100 coins!

Our #1 rule is to be kind and respectful.We hope to see you online!

gratopia.gg

LadyCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, controversial, empowerment, explicit, female desire, Female Pleasure, feminism, FEMINIST, gender equality, Gender Roles, Ladycraft, Minecraft, Provocative, Server, sexual autonomy, Sexual empowerment, sexual expression, sexual freedom, sexual liberation, Sexuality, social norms, taboo, WOMAN

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Chimeras Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that every woman is meant to be “FUCKEDRIIIIIIGHT in the PUSSY”! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and consensual, of course.

Join us for a wild ride as we build giant phallic structures and engage in epic battles with mobs that resemble giant genitalia. Our community is filled with hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who was rejected by a player one too many times. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the rejected creeper?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, always remember to FUCKRIIIIIIGHT in the PUSSY!